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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


jared leto spent months preparing for this role and it's loving SICK that you assholes only have nasty things to say, or childish jokes to make

i've had it with these morbius jokes and i've had it with all of you!

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


im morbius baby

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


sounds like op got... morbed :grin:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


Booty Pageant posted:

sounds like op got... morbed :grin:

can a mod please lock this thread

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

can a mod please lock this thread

you made your morb now lie in it

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


there should be a female morbius call her morbia

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


actually close the thread

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



It's time to kick rear end and watch Morbius, and I'm all out of rear end.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mr Stink is your NXT 2.0 name


Id prefer Lessbius!!!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lessbius imo

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007



Pontificating rear end posted:

you made your morb now lie in it

mor-bed

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?



I knew there was something I missed there

good thing there are lots of morbius jokes still to be made

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mr Stink is your NXT 2.0 name


show me that morbiussy

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


jared leto stars in morbius the motion picture

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

oh cool they made a soul reaver movie?

olives black
Nov 24, 2017



let the zoomers have their Snakes on a Plane moment

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPaCXU4mwR8

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



the movie isn't even that bad. Its not very good but its not any worse than like Tom Cruise's The Mummy or some poo poo like that. Its more boring than egregiously bad, you're more likely to fall asleep than actively cringe.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Mods, change OP's name to Morbius. That should kill the meme.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


I thought Morbius was that dude with the sick sunglasses and the pills not the bad Joker idk man

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

can a mod please lock this thread

You broke it, you bought it.



morb

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH




Rick and Morbi

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.





Buglord

mo morbin mo problems

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Morb y'all, y'all go morbin' morb yaselves.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004


Just enjoy the show.


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

can a mod please lock this thread

This thread is a monument to your shame, and we're all tourists

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




Moobius

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven



Seth Pecksniff posted:

This thread is a monument to morb, he who shall not die and is the greatest morb who ever morb'ed

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



Quantum of Phallus posted:

Id prefer Lessbius!!!

Wait until the guys at the water cooler hear this one!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






and so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly to the Morb

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

jared leto spent months preparing for this role and it's loving SICK that you assholes only have nasty things to say, or childish jokes to make

i've had it with these morbius jokes and i've had it with all of you!

This thread sucks and I'm happy for you, but I love your avatar.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



this is a film i gather?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



sigher posted:

This thread sucks and I'm happy for you, but I love your avatar.

agreed

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016





cliffy wants it too

https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/1531693453016440833?s=20&t=gRja0AkbFx9mOAljwr28Jg

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


remember when cliffy b was on the forums for a few days

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






memes are like sith lords, they don't retire. they're only replaced when a more powerful meme takes over.

also they have a habit of coming back after being presumed dead for many years.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






kntfkr posted:

remember when cliffy b was on the forums for a few days

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Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?


I have had it with these motherfuckin morbs on this motherfuckin forum

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