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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You got to admit Top Gun was a pretty genius movie!
 
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Top Gun is literally a propaganda movie that encourages men to join the military by promising them they'll get to hang out with other men who are big and manly like them.

Don't forget the promise of hot gay sex with big manly men

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Previa_fun posted:

top gun maverick trip report: way better military propaganda movie than any marvel trash

9/10 docked one point for lack of homoerotic beach volleyball there is only somewhat homoerotic beach football "dogfight football:" offense and defense at the same time :cool:

Yeah the replacement for beach volleyball was a bit disappointing.

Maverick was pretty good, the 3rd act was something else cinematography-wise

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

runnypoops posted:

Top Gun? More like Top Fun that movie’s a delight!

:haibrow:

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

numberoneposter posted:

yes but does tom run in the movie????

Oh yeah

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Sick! Thats DOPE posted:


how does this movie have an almost perfect rotten tomatoes score lmfao. people are brain damaged

One of the best movies ever made


Gutcruncher posted:

a near perfect RT score doesn’t mean everyone is rating it super high. It means most critics said it was anything “watchable” or above.

Rotten tomatoes isn’t about how good it is, just how many people it can appeal at least a little bit to

Or this w/e

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You got to admit Top Gun was a pretty genius movie!