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It’s a fact - when you buy a bunch of bananas, you probably buy twice as many as you’re going to eat. That’s bananas that could go to someone else! Think twice about how many bananas you are actually going to eat before they go bad, because you’re almost certainly overestimating how much you like to eat them. Now, before some joker asks “what if think I only need one?”, here’s another fact - if someone buys a single banana, that banana will be consumed by the end of the day. It’s science.
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May 28, 2022 03:04
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Freeze them OP
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May 28, 2022 03:19
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I eat a banana every day
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May 28, 2022 03:20
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Bananas are still good even if their totally black that's when you use them to make stuff like banana bread and cookies and pancakes.
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May 28, 2022 03:22
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green bananas are the best
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May 28, 2022 03:23
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:green bananas are the best ban this sick filth
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May 28, 2022 03:24
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Well duh, OP; I stick the other half up my rear end. Jfc are you new here or something
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May 28, 2022 03:26
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:green bananas are the best You mean for butt stuff I assume
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May 28, 2022 03:28
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Banana is no EGG but it is still mighty good.
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May 28, 2022 04:16
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I actually buy twice as many as I think I need then I still don't get one. Dang kids.
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May 28, 2022 04:18
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Met a girl at a party once that was a peep-show dancer. The places where clients come into their booth and watch the women behind the glass dance and tip them to dance in front of them. She had a regular client she dubbed the banana guy. He would come in once a week, tip heavily, and then peel and shove 3 bananas up his rear end and jerk off while she danced. When done he would poo poo the bananas into the stall's garbage can and leave. All in like 5 minutes. So I guess the answer is three bananas a week.
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May 28, 2022 04:20
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I can't close to door of my freezer because of how many bananas are in there please help, I will never make banana bread and I am drowning in brown, rock hard bananas
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May 28, 2022 04:24
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mod sassinator posted:Like I mentioned, those alternatives are far worse. Soy-based stuff that causes inflammation and maybe even worse effects from estrogen. Beans? You're not going to get the same amount of protein and you're going to get a ton of unnecessary carbs.
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May 28, 2022 04:27
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Lucky Guy posted:I can't close to door of my freezer because of how many bananas are in there The lime picture but it's bananas.
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May 28, 2022 04:29
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If you buy more bananas than you can eat then just make banana bread with the ones you don't eat.
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May 28, 2022 04:44
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An ever expending black hole forms behind me as I leave the supermarket after buying half of no bananas.
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May 28, 2022 04:47
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Chief McHeath posted:Banana is no EGG but it is still mighty good.
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May 28, 2022 04:51
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I like to put a banana in a smoothie. I perform this action a couple times a week.
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May 28, 2022 05:16
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i think i need 100 bananas OP
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May 28, 2022 05:21
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Internetjack posted:Met a girl at a party once that was a peep-show dancer. The places where clients come into their booth and watch the women behind the glass dance and tip them to dance in front of them. I don't believe this. Unless it was Kirk Johnson.
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May 28, 2022 05:49
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I wait until they turn halfway brown and then eat them all in one afternoon. It doesn't matter how many I bought. It might be six, it might be nine, I don't even care. All in one afternoon, cause I live on the edge.
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May 28, 2022 05:50
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Valko posted:I don't believe this. Unless it was Kirk Johnson. Believe it. She said she was shocked the first time. She kept pole dancing because he had tipped $200, but she said she had forgotten to smile for the rest of the show. "I think I must have just looked shocked or stunned" She mentioned it to co-workers in the changing room after her shift and they just said, "you ain't seen nothing yet". They were right. She had so many stories of deviant poo poo, it was hilarious. Good times to share on a Friday afternoon BBQ at friend's house in San Francisco. And yeah, I have no idea how to accommodate 3 bananas in your rear end, but some of her other stories rivaled KJ easily.
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May 28, 2022 19:47
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Knormal posted:In a lot of ways a banana is like a long fruit egg. White on the inside yellow on the outside. Nature is beautiful.
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May 28, 2022 19:57
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Internetjack posted:Met a girl at a party once that was a peep-show dancer. The places where clients come into their booth and watch the women behind the glass dance and tip them to dance in front of them. I've heard of a banana in a tailpipe, but this is ridiculous!
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May 28, 2022 20:01
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im happy to find out that bananas up the bum has made it on page 1
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May 28, 2022 20:02
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Buce posted:I like to put a banana in a smoothie. I perform this action a couple times a week. Even better if you do banana, handful of frozen berries, scoop of peanut butter, maybe some oats and however much milk is needed for your desired thickness.
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May 28, 2022 21:12
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PokeJoe posted:I eat a banana every day unironically  they're cheap as hell and filling and good for you
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May 28, 2022 21:15
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numberoneposter posted:im happy to find out that bananas up the bum has made it on page 1
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May 28, 2022 21:16
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Just so we're on the same page banana is a euphemism cocks?
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May 28, 2022 21:17
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PokeJoe posted:I eat a banana every day
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May 28, 2022 21:25
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Bananas are delicious but only when they're in season
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May 28, 2022 21:25
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only type half as much bana as you think you need
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May 28, 2022 21:28
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Internetjack posted:Believe it. She said she was shocked the first time. She kept pole dancing because he had tipped $200, but she said she had forgotten to smile for the rest of the show. "I think I must have just looked shocked or stunned" Make the GOD drat thread!
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May 28, 2022 21:32
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Roundup Ready posted:Make the GOD drat thread!
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May 28, 2022 21:36
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Internetjack posted:Believe it. She said she was shocked the first time. She kept pole dancing because he had tipped $200, but she said she had forgotten to smile for the rest of the show. "I think I must have just looked shocked or stunned" You know you're obligated to tell us the rest of this sordid poo poo.
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May 28, 2022 21:43
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We make banana pancakes when they get real mushy
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May 28, 2022 21:52
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My ex's aunt bought green bananas and complained when two weeks later they were still green and never ripened Then everyone informed her she actually bought plantains That's my bananas story
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May 28, 2022 21:55
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Seth Pecksniff posted:My ex's aunt bought green bananas and complained when two weeks later they were still green and never ripened same story here but with watermelons
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Dude you just make banana bread with them after you freeze them. It's the best bread
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