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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


we already have Beef Jerky Sticks and they were just fine, we don't need wet versions of the same thing

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.


I think Aldi's has them.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

OP's mom can "get" my hot dog

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


They're good just eat em

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



yeah lemme put some beef jerky sticks on a bun with some mustard bro

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

there fuckin hot dogs

whats not to get

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



Caesar Saladin posted:

yeah lemme put some beef jerky sticks on a bun with some mustard bro

Donít deny it until you try it bruh

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Hot dogs aren't jerked you ninny! Eat fresh.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


Junk posted:

there fuckin hot dogs

whats not to get

they just kind of scare me a little

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




gotta pop a few lil smokies in the bathroom at work just to get through the day

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Encapsulated Indulgence


Itís a smoked stick made by people who hate animals. Kinda like extra angry incense.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


They are sexy dogs OP. Not sure why it's hard to get?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Are you banned user HOTDOGGER 86?

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021


Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

Itís a smoked stick made by people who hate animals. Kinda like extra angry incense.

If you are setting the end of your hot dog on fire you are doing it wrong.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

OP is the bitch grandma who takes the kids to subway :sigh:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



I ate the hot dog yesterday that was so sloppy you could just use a fork and eat the thing in slices. Blew my mind. Never experienced a hot dog that way.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Do you not have a Costco near you? How is that even possible?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


I had a co-worker who was higher than pterodactyl titties once and cut up a Slim Jim to put on a pizza.

It was gross.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

I couldn't be arsed for bread today so i rolled some hotdogs in damp paper towel, nuked em, then dipped them into a jar of horseradish mustard and ate them.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Vegetable posted:

I ate the hot dog yesterday that was so sloppy you could just use a fork and eat the thing in slices. Blew my mind. Never experienced a hot dog that way.

I prefer using chopsticks.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Charles Bukowski posted:

I couldn't be arsed for bread today so i rolled some hotdogs in damp paper towel, nuked em, then dipped them into a jar of horseradish mustard and ate them.

Please dong use papertowel as a bun substitute, buk ):

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



Charles Bukowski posted:

I couldn't be arsed for bread today so i rolled some hotdogs in damp paper towel, nuked em, then dipped them into a jar of horseradish mustard and ate them.

hell yeah

yesterday i dipped leftover cold sausages in hot sauce

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


Really the only gross hot dog is when some freak boils them in the package.

At least put it in a skillet or something jeez. Respect yourself.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

It was 7 am and I was getting off work. I didn't want to make a proper breakfast in case I took too long and accidentally bumped into my significant other.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

I knew a girl in college who was extremely hot but she would wat cold hotdogs directly out of the package when she was drunk which was an extreme turnoff

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!


She was trying to get your attention man you blew it

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Charles Bukowski posted:

I couldn't be arsed for bread today so i rolled some hotdogs in damp paper towel, nuked em, then dipped them into a jar of horseradish mustard and ate them.

I did this exact thing for dinner yesterday, except I also put curry ketchup on them.

I had a big grill out a week ago, and have like 50 leftover hotdogs, plus working 14 hours a day and it's a terrible combination for my stomach.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Encapsulated Indulgence


Iím reading every post in here in a Johnny cash voice

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Charles Bukowski posted:

I couldn't be arsed for bread today so i rolled some hotdogs in damp paper towel, nuked em, then dipped them into a jar of horseradish mustard and ate them.

Hmm, I wouldn't recommend eating paper towels.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack


Clapping Larry

You're very stupid, op.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

suck the hotdog outta my rear end in a top hat OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

bitch

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Jerky sticks are just cheap, desiccated facsimiles of hot dogs, OP. One should be asking why we have jerky sticks, not the other way around.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014


theyre good, idiot. get vegan ones tho

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


Getting a lot of hate from wet and sloppy jerky defenders itt

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021


Hot dog!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Getting a lot of hate from wet and sloppy jerky defenders itt

I only see one jerky defender ITT who's wet and sloppy, OP

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



a hot dog is a sandwich

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

I didn't eat the paper towels you silly Billys, the damp turns to steam which helps cook the wrapped dog in the microwave oven and prevents them from exploding as much I think. I dunno where I picked it up from and I usually boil my dogs.

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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


Charles Bukowski posted:

I didn't eat the paper towels you silly Billys, the damp turns to steam which helps cook the wrapped dog in the microwave oven and prevents them from exploding as much I think. I dunno where I picked it up from and I usually boil my dogs.

please stop soaking your already wet beef

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