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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Hi, I'll draw things today.

Today's theme:
It's a gacha game and you're pulling units. What unit do you get??


You may insert one of these faction coins into the machine to receive a unit from that faction. You may insert a second coin for a chance at receiving a hybrid unit (note: two coins does not guarantee a hybrid unit). Please post the coins you wish to insert in your post. This thread will continue until I get distracted but I'm going to try and keep it going all day.

The Dukes of Death


The Frightening Flora


The Marvelous Machines


The Brutish Beasts


Odds:
5* - 5%
4* - 10%
3* - 20%
2* - 25%
1* - 40%

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Example:

You post:



You receive:


Also this post is reserved for collecting all the jpegs:

one-star


two-star



three-star


four-star


five-star

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 16:09 on May 30, 2022

AKZ
Nov 4, 2009



The Dukes of Death


The Marvelous Machines


clink clunk c'mon baby daddy needs new shoes

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







I insert the following coins:

The Dukes of Death


The Marvelous Machines

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



AKZ posted:

The Dukes of Death


The Marvelous Machines


clink clunk c'mon baby daddy needs new shoes

AKZ draws a two-star bone mech, the Bonewalker:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Going to pull for some kind of robot animal.

The Marvelous Machines


The Brutish Beasts

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012



quote:


The Dukes of Death



The Brutish Beasts


C'mon royal brundlefly!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Sophy Wackles posted:

I insert the following coins:

The Dukes of Death


The Marvelous Machines


Sophy Wackles draws a two-star munition, the Undead Patriot Missile

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

I'm going to insert...



and this loose button I found on the floor:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







deep dish peat moss posted:

Sophy Wackles draws a two-star munition, the Undead Patriot Missile



I love it. :911:

AKZ
Nov 4, 2009



deep dish peat moss posted:

AKZ draws a two-star bone mech, the Bonewalker:



Sweet thanks weird mobile app! First things first Bonewalker walk them bones down to the deli and grab me a hoagie. Don't do any nefarious poo poo, though. I don't need the pressure.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



super sweet best pal posted:

Going to pull for some kind of robot animal.

The Marvelous Machines


The Brutish Beasts


super sweet best pall draws a five-star bugbot the Scorpion/off!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Turdo posted:

C'mon royal brundlefly!

Turdo draws a two-star Cyberwhale

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



deep dish peat moss posted:

super sweet best pall draws a five-star bugbot the Scorpion/off!



Nice.

nesamdoom
Apr 14, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


deep dish peat moss posted:


The Frightening Flora


The Marvelous Machines



I'm pretty interested in a plant machine or even just a plant.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


The Frightening Flora


The Marvelous Machines

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



I push my way to the front of the line and jam 3 tokens into the slot without reading the rules







deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Zybourne Clock posted:

I'm going to insert...



and this loose button I found on the floor:



Zybourne Clock draws a three-star Flower Tower of the Terracottage Castle...


...but since they also inserted a button, it's wearing a suit.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.







Soiled Meat

I thought this was the Brutish Breasts. Hoping my beast has bewbs!

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3









i'm just jamming in coins and hoping the machine works, trying to figure out if the order of the coin matters

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Found an extra one on the floor, gimme a huge animal!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





I humbly inset a single

e: changed the coin because someone did that already I should read the thread first

Revins fucked around with this message at 23:35 on May 28, 2022

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!


I proudly insert a double

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



nesamdoom posted:

I'm pretty interested in a plant machine or even just a plant.

nesamdoom draws a two-star Sunflower!

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

deep dish peat moss posted:

Zybourne Clock draws a three-star Flower Tower of the Terracottage Castle...


...but since they also inserted a button, it's wearing a suit.



I will cherish it forever.

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects



I'm feeling lucky





I'll also lean down and whisper my darkest secrets into the coin slot

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Goes down to the river to train scorpion/off to spearfish

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010


I insert


and



and hope it doesn't devour me instantly.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.







Soiled Meat

super sweet best pal posted:

Goes down to the river to train scorpion/off to spearfish

Friggin whales getting the best rolls. There's no way for a regular players to compete with them.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Pastel Candy Snake posted:

The Frightening Flora


The Marvelous Machines


It may only be one-star but you drew a powerful little Power Plant!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!








three completly legit coins. yup.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



free hubcaps posted:

I push my way to the front of the line and jam 3 tokens into the slot without reading the rules









Due to your insertion of an extra coin the machine bugged out and what you actually got was a rare flora/flora/death hybrid. It's three stars.

itry
Aug 23, 2019






I rub my coins together. For luck.


Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER






:regd13:

Roundup Ready fucked around with this message at 20:51 on May 29, 2022

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Canuckistan posted:

I thought this was the Brutish Breasts. Hoping my beast has bewbs!



Canuckistan drew a 4-star Dragongeek!!

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

🍭hiss🐍


deep dish peat moss posted:

It may only be one-star but you drew a powerful little Power Plant!



it's my best friend

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



SpiritOfLenin posted:






i'm just jamming in coins and hoping the machine works, trying to figure out if the order of the coin matters

SpiritOfLenin summons a Scurry Abomination. It's only one star but it receives 5 stars in grossness.

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3




deep dish peat moss posted:

SpiritOfLenin summons a Scurry Abomination. It's only one star but it receives 5 stars in grossness.



look at that happy lil fella

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Just the one coin for me please, I don't need no hybrids

The Brutish Beasts

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym



deep dish peat moss posted:


The Frightening Flora


The Marvelous Machines



Machine-plant hybrid????

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