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You'd think that sucking yourself would be the most amazing thing in the world but no, it barely feels like anything, what a loving cursed existence that we live in where you can't even achieve nirvana by sucking your own cock. I can make myself cum by it doesn't feel as intense as normal masturbation, but for some reason I keep doing it. Any selfsuckers out here??? (also please don't try this you might break your back)
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i wouldn't know i'm fat and have a small dick
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May 28, 2022 19:25
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Cuppa da balls
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May 28, 2022 19:26
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it was worth doing a couple times as a teen. way too much effort now, even if it wasn't lacklustre. e: i'm tall, flexible and have a big dick so. don't feel left out, short, stocky, small penis havers.
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May 28, 2022 19:31
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Have you tried loving yourself in the rear end while you suck since you're already doing gay poo poo? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 28, 2022 19:34
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didn't take long for the jealous folk to arrive.
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May 28, 2022 19:35
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Somebody on here said that they learned yoga just so they could do it, but that it was “like tickling yourself, it just doesn’t work”.
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May 28, 2022 19:36
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somebody once told me it feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick
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May 28, 2022 19:37
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Somebody on here said that they learned yoga just so they could do it, but that it was “like tickling yourself, it just doesn’t work”. Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:somebody once told me it feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick Pretty much yes on both accounts. hosed up imo
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May 28, 2022 19:38
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:somebody once told me it feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick yeah, it's nothing like getting a blowjob.
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May 28, 2022 19:39
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If I suck the dick of the guy who sucks my dick, would that count through transitive property?
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May 28, 2022 19:39
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Just get a blowjob machine, like the venus 9000 or something.
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May 28, 2022 19:49
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You’re probably just bad at giving blow jobs OP.
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May 28, 2022 19:50
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it feels better if you do it like the stranger, just need to sit on your head for a while to put it to sleep first
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May 28, 2022 19:51
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Mozi posted:it feels better if you do it like the stranger, just need to sit on your head for a while to put it to sleep first
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May 28, 2022 20:03
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Mozi posted:it feels better if you do it like the stranger, just need to sit on your head for a while to put it to sleep first Just do it after going to a dentist
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May 28, 2022 20:08
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Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay, loving a man makes you gay.
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May 28, 2022 20:09
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neato burrito posted:Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay, loving a man makes you gay. what if i love sucking a dick?
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May 28, 2022 20:12
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Trevor Moore died sucking his own dick. Stay safe out there, gbsers.
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May 28, 2022 20:13
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Yeah I find that difficult to believe that there's a goon in good enough shape and sufficiently bedicked to pull this off
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May 28, 2022 20:44
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:what if i love sucking a dick? Do you love the man attached to the dick?
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May 28, 2022 21:10
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If you're tired of self-sucking and want to other-suck instead it's great relevant experience that can help you land a job at the ole dick sucking factory. They don't pay a ton but you don't get paid at all to self-suck! Unless you're doing some kind of self-suck-stage-show at the carnival.
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May 28, 2022 21:15
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I bet the Self-Suck-Stage-Show brings in pretty good tips.
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May 28, 2022 21:22
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i could do this in high school but never really got big into the self suck scene. my back is hosed now though and i still cant do it after almost six months of yoga. i still have a dream every once in a while where im really suckin the hell put of my own donger. i wake up with a single tear rolling down my cheek at the missed oppertunities.
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May 28, 2022 21:33
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Chief McHeath posted:If you're tired of self-sucking and want to other-suck instead it's great relevant experience that can help you land a job at the ole dick sucking factory. They don't pay a ton but you don't get paid at all to self-suck! By the gods, if we hire more autofellationists we could double the cum output without increasing wages!
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May 28, 2022 21:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:sufficiently bedicked Holy gently caress. This needs to be a username.
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May 28, 2022 22:06
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:somebody once told me it feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking a dick I don't see the problem.
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Big Scary Owl posted:You'd think that sucking yourself would be the most amazing thing in the world but no, it barely feels like anything, what a loving cursed existence that we live in where you can't even achieve nirvana by sucking your own cock. I can make myself cum by it doesn't feel as intense as normal masturbation, but for some reason I keep doing it. Any selfsuckers out here??? Maybe, OP, your dick is just a dull and uninteresting one.
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May 29, 2022 01:37
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Chief McHeath posted:If you're tired of self-sucking and want to other-suck instead it's great relevant experience that can help you land a job at the ole dick sucking factory. They don't pay a ton but you don't get paid at all to self-suck! Hmmm, yes, tell me more about this dick sucking factory, are they hiring?
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May 29, 2022 01:37
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rain dogs posted:Have you tried loving yourself in the rear end while you suck since you're already doing gay poo poo? Look at this loser in TYOOL 2022 not loving themselves in the rear end, like a prude Christian brought up thinking labia was a type of bird loving lmao
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May 29, 2022 01:50
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Yo momma suxk her own pussy but u don't hear me going on about it. U know what man sucka bofa deze
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May 29, 2022 01:52
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:Cuppa da balls Looool yea.... 😅😔
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May 29, 2022 01:53
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Throatfuck yourself, OP.
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May 29, 2022 15:12
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For real let's start the Self Suck Sircus and get that drat bag you know there's a market for it
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May 29, 2022 15:29
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I broke my spine in the selfsuck mines
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May 29, 2022 15:31
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I’ll suck your dick for free anytime.
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Big Scary Owl posted:You'd think that sucking yourself would be the most amazing thing in the world but no, it barely feels like anything, what a loving cursed existence that we live in where you can't even achieve nirvana by sucking your own cock. I can make myself cum by it doesn't feel as intense as normal masturbation, but for some reason I keep doing it. Any selfsuckers out here??? Get a load of this guy who can’t even achieve nirvana by sucking his own dick. I bet you just blow your load on a Kleenex pile too. I’m LMAOing at ur lyfe.
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The only way not to lose your spiritual power whilst having sex is autofellatio
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flubber nuts posted:i could do this in high school but never really got big into the self suck scene. my back is hosed now though and i still cant do it after almost six months of yoga. i still have a dream every once in a while where im really suckin the hell put of my own donger. i wake up with a single tear rolling down my cheek at the missed oppertunities. Lol I licked my own tip once after like 20 minutes of stretching. Had to breathe out completely and hold it, but it totally worked. 
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Gotta keep stretching till you can eat your own rear end
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