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Spinz posted:Being eaten is incredible but the idea of doing that to myself or any chick especially is truly repulsive. That's how I know I happen to fall on the very straight side of the spectrum. This is despite finding beautiful women incredibly attractive and alluring. I think that may be from an artistic standpoint, or wishing it was me. Not sure, I'm no shrink. my eyes go to your breasts, too.
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Eat-a da pussy-a, it’s magnifica! Mamma mia!
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# ? May 31, 2022 05:31 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Eat-a da pussy-a, it’s magnifica! Mamma mia!
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Spinz posted:Being eaten is incredible but the idea of doing that to myself or any chick especially is truly repulsive. That's how I know I happen to fall on the very straight side of the spectrum. This is despite finding beautiful women incredibly attractive and alluring. I think that may be from an artistic standpoint, or wishing it was me. Not sure, I'm no shrink. You think eating pussy makes you less straight? Is your name Junior?
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# ? May 31, 2022 08:34 |
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Spinz posted:Being eaten is incredible but the idea of doing that to myself or any chick especially is truly repulsive. How ugly is your vagina? God drat.
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# ? May 31, 2022 08:36 |
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sigher posted:How ugly is your vagina? God drat. TBH if you're ok masturbating with your hands, doing it with the mouth isn't really making it more gay
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# ? May 31, 2022 08:46 |
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sigher posted:How ugly is your vagina? God drat. Like I do like getting head, but I'm NOT going down there myself.
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# ? May 31, 2022 08:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXYjqLLQ5KA
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# ? May 31, 2022 09:23 |
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I used to think mine own genitals were disgusting too until I lovingly smooched penises. It sorta demystified it and I think I learned something about myself as well. Also I got free commercial driver's license lessons out of it.
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# ? May 31, 2022 15:40 |
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Well YOUR penis is probably still disgusting
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# ? May 31, 2022 15:41 |
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Yea but I love suckin dick so I got that going for me.
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# ? May 31, 2022 15:55 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Well YOUR penis is probably still disgusting well yeah but thats because i fart a lot and don't shower
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# ? May 31, 2022 16:05 |
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The tongue is on the wrong side of the dick in that setup. It's why I never cared for 69.
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 10:07 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I used to think mine own genitals were disgusting too until I lovingly smooched penises. It sorta demystified it and I think I learned something about myself as well. Also I got free commercial driver's license lessons out of it. Straight people don't understand what it's like to be able to trade like gay people do. It's like yeah no big whoop you can borrow my beach house for the week if you let me hold the Undertaker's urn
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 10:25 |
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"ask not what the poop can suck out of your rear end and barf into your dick, rear end what the doodoo can foster in ur anal system some kind of anti-weak fecal biosphere" - Jfk as he got shot in the head
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 10:36 |
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Sucking my own dick is how I ended up in a wheelchair. I tell people I was snowboarding though. Because sucking your own dick while snowboarding is way more impressive.
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 10:46 |
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There is no escape, but to go forward....
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 10:50 |
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What kinda dumbass sucks he own dick? Bet you jack your own cock too!!!
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 10:56 |
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Introduction In this paper we discuss autofellatio and its associated medical problems that can begin in adolescence and last a lifetime. The first and most obvious medical problem is with the back. The spine is injured in such a way as to cause rounding of the shoulders and an opposing kink in the neck, with the head titled on its base. This could lead to problems with the sinus, and ears. This leads to imbalance because the equilibrium is disturbed in the inner ear. The spine is also affected that can lead to numbing of the thighs. The pelvis is permanently rotated forward. Lifelong back pain is the result of autofellatio. Another symptom is ingrown toenails. Because the head and shoulders are out of alignment, there is a constant upward pressure on the toenail as it grows into the skin. A third symptom is the bending of the sternum upward from its tail end. The compression of the rib cage leads to shortness of breath and a corresponding claustrophobia. Because the sternum is bent and a cavity is formed where the esophagus meets the stomach, the esophagus is altered from acid reflex. Of course, there is the associated mental distress from the shame of performing the act. If known, the patient becomes ostracized, and even suicidal depression and lifelong unhappiness. There may result damage to the heart as it is under increased pressure. The lungs too can be affected as they are filled in the depths with fluid lifelong.It may be diagnosed by an Otolaryngologist, but the patient may too see a chiropractor, GP, psychiatrist and foot surgeon. The cure might be to lower testosterone levels artificially in pubescent males. Conclusion Autofellatio is a self-inflicted injury that may lead to lifelong back pain and other medical and psychological problems. https://lupinepublishers.com/otolaryngology-journal/pdf/SJO.MS.ID.000188.pdf
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 17:49 |
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Ya but so is masturbation, doc
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 17:52 |
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try licking your rear end in a top hat OP
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 19:02 |
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Ingrown toenails from sucking you own dick? It's more common than you think!
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A CRAB IRL posted:You think eating pussy makes you less straight? Is your name Junior? I don’t trust Big Pussy.
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 21:34 |
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lovestick posted:AWESOME COUGARS there are times when i wished i saved that pic but I'd probs delete it anyway what im trying to say is Thank You for Your Service
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 21:51 |
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A CRAB IRL posted:You think eating pussy makes you less straight? Is your name Junior? Gosh bud, let's think this enigma through a bit.
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 21:52 |
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whats wild to me is that a blowjob robot is real, it already exists, were living in the future, and yet
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# ? Jun 3, 2022 22:03 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:01 |
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like for five hundred bucks you can buy a coffee can sized robot that rubs and sucks your cock from base to tip, and just slap it on and get sucked til you die of exposure. and yet men still live
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