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Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/cropped-blazer-black-698897TMT191072.html

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/space-shoe-black-689242W0FOC1001.html

https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/limited-edition---paris-high-top-sneaker-full-destroyed-white-726176W3RCD9010.html

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Its cuz u gay haha

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017


You get the suit tailored I think. Idk I have some cowboy boots for when it's time to dress up

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

It's embedding images that you don't understand.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord



Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Fashion is like a fine wine; it comes from a store and costs money.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

good luck getting laid in 2022 if you don't have one of these bad boys for every day of the week

Barudak
May 7, 2007



I used to work for Balenciaga and I got some shoes from them and they're perfectly fine experimental concepts.

Why Balenciaga in particular? You want dumb loving clothes some of the smaller designer companies are gonna rock your world.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Barudak posted:

I used to work for Balenciaga and I got some shoes from them and they're perfectly fine experimental concepts.

Why Balenciaga in particular? You want dumb loving clothes some of the smaller designer companies are gonna rock your world.

Shoes comfy?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I



This idiot looks like a 12 year old wearing his dad's suit. Good luck trying to get anyone to take you seriously ever.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



gleebster posted:

Shoes comfy?

Yeah. They're basically made entirely out of nylon straps so they contour to your exact footshape and size. Id never pay for em cause Im a cheapskate but if you had globs of money they seemed a good buy, and were very popular for that reason.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

What if a suit but it doens't fit and you can trip?

Also you're physically incapable of smiling while wearing it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



its all nice on rice posted:

What if a suit but it doens't fit and you can trip?

Also you're physically incapable of smiling while wearing it.

You stupid rear end bitch never heard of a zoot suit?

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

you put intentionally dumb looking stuff on an expressionless person with cheekbones and sell it for four figures. That's about it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Come on at least post the Louis Vuitton "city growing off of your jacket" outfit from last year.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



When it comes to suits, the more fabric the better. Those square rear end bitch made suits that fit perfect are pathetic, u need to be draped in that poo poo like royalty

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Yaldabaoth posted:

This idiot looks like a 12 year old wearing his dad's suit. Good luck trying to get anyone to take you seriously ever.

You don't wear a suit like that to be taken seriously, you wear a suit like that to get laid.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



Maybe the suit shrinks you when you put it on???

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me




This looks like it would be more authentic to make at home with an old pair of hi tops, a pocket knife and a marker.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I’ve been dressing like that for years. Fashionistas are finally catching up to me

Barudak
May 7, 2007



By the way if you wanna be a real condescending rear end in a top hat about highfashion being worthless, all you gotta do is pointout even major 10 figures for a jacket brands don't bother to match the pattern across seams. Thats loving basic rear end tailoring and they can't be arsed to do it.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r7X3f2gFz4

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



So jorts and an Emperor’s New Groove “No Touchy” tee shirt is out?

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



where can I buy kanye's giant stupid boots

Barudak
May 7, 2007



bossy lady posted:

where can I buy kanye's giant stupid boots

They're Balenciaga

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

You stupid rear end bitch never heard of a zoot suit?

I think you will find that you can still walk in a zoot suit.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

If you wear a zoot suit you better be a cartoon wolf voiced by Cab Calloway or something.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



90s swing dancing revivalists ahoy.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

I MISSED YOUR OLD AV BECAUSE IT WAS FIT SOOOOOOOO WELL.

YOU POST LIKE A DRUNK JORDAN PETERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE HE'S MELTING UNDER THE STRAIN OF ALL OF GBS TELLING HIM TO GET FUCKED.

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS BAD AT POSTING

FURTHERMORE I


bossy lady posted:

where can I buy kanye's giant stupid boots

wearing those boots will just make you look like you're compensating for something

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Barudak posted:

Yeah. They're basically made entirely out of nylon straps so they contour to your exact footshape and size. Id never pay for em cause Im a cheapskate but if you had globs of money they seemed a good buy, and were very popular for that reason.

Groovy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Sourdough Sam posted:

If you wear a zoot suit you better be a cartoon wolf voiced by Cab Calloway or something.

Quit being a coward

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




I've seen a sweater from my Bengali brother in-law's factory go for $30 in a JC Penney and $600 at a Nordstrom. They just sewed a different label in.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:


a zoot suit with a neat pleat and a split sit

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



it brings you back to the joy of being a child and putting on your dad's suit jacket, a purer happier time

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



you think fashion is bad? You think the zoot suit is the worst you can do? gamers have been wearing poo poo like the boot suit since the 80s

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Looks like they got the grandmas boy weirdo to do some modelling for them which is kinda cool.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Poohs Packin posted:

Looks like they got the grandmas boy weirdo to do some modelling for them which is kinda cool.



This is just 90s Ben Davis cholo fashion.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.





Buglord

Poohs Packin posted:

Looks like they got the grandmas boy weirdo to do some modelling for them which is kinda cool.



Keanu's cousin really went in a different direction.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



anyway stuff like this is pure marketing, they put out some goofy products next to $5000 price tags that go viral and get sent around because people want to talk about how incredibly dumb they are for that price, which makes people associate balenciaga with high prices and then when people go into the balenciaga store or what the gently caress ever they do they see the $350 baseball caps or whatever that look cheap in comparison and they buy it because it seems like a steal compared to normal balenciaga prices.

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



and lol that some marketing execs managed to brand that concept as an entire "fashion" industry

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