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Son a nerd herder.. when I realized my toddler was right behind me
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Jun 5, 2022 23:39
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Thundercracker posted:Son a nerd herder.. when I realized my toddler was right behind me so you were herding a nerd
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Jun 5, 2022 23:50
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Jun 5, 2022 23:52
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HOT NUTS
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Jun 6, 2022 00:24
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i bet u expected me to post HAM ON THE BEEF did n't you i'm a mystery wrapped in na enigma wrapped in a cloud of dank weedsmoke
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Jun 6, 2022 00:24
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I can’t repeat the things I say when I injure myself. As many of every kind of profanity, barbarity, blasphemy, misogyny, and bigotry expressed in as graphic and blunt terms as possible, as fast as possible. I have Tourette’s syndrome but I don’t think the two are related. I’ve had coprolalia in public like twice in my whole life. Both times were in 2022, though, so, :uhoh: :uhoh:, :uhoh: isn’t an emote!
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Jun 6, 2022 00:34
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TOE NOES!!!
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Jun 6, 2022 00:43
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VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!
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Jun 6, 2022 00:48
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Ope
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Jun 6, 2022 01:18
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gently caress YOUR TOE e: like yell that disassociate
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Jun 6, 2022 01:26
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FIDDLE STICKS!!!!1
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Jun 6, 2022 01:28
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Thanks obama
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Jun 6, 2022 01:45
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Das Boo posted:DON'T BE A BROKEN BITCH, I DON'T GOT INSURANCE! Idk if this one is sincere but If it's just a minor fracture they're only going to sister the toe to another toe and give you some ibuprofen (or Tylenol with codeine if you're lucky) so save yourself the trip, tape the toes together yourself and smoke weed. If the bone is on the outside or the toe is snapped in half or something then maybe yeah go to the hospital
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Jun 6, 2022 01:49
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Jun 6, 2022 02:32
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"Wow, okay" and then glare at the object
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Jun 6, 2022 02:40
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meant to do that
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Jun 6, 2022 03:03
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hell's bells, esther
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Jun 6, 2022 03:04
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ONE DIRECTION
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Jun 6, 2022 03:11
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SUCK A loving C- catsup bottle
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Jun 6, 2022 03:24
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THIS IS IT ELIZABETH, THE BIG ONE, I’M COMIN TO SEE YA BABY
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Jun 6, 2022 03:27
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alcubierre!
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Jun 6, 2022 03:34
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WRESTLE WITH JIMMY
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Jun 6, 2022 03:40
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:calm down Milhouse Mooom! Mumpy is swearing
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Jun 6, 2022 06:45
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Oh my stars and garters
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Jun 6, 2022 07:24
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titties posted:Idk if this one is sincere but Kinda sorta. I stubbed it on a concrete stair and it was proooobably broken, so I taped it down, kept it elevated when possible and took ibuprofen for around a month, then treated it gently after. No lasting damage 3 years on, so I guess I did okay! I didn't actually yell when I struck it, though. More of a "HHMPPPFFFF."
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Jun 6, 2022 08:25
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READY FOR THE BIG RIDE BAY-BEE
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Jun 6, 2022 08:34
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NATO!!!
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Jun 6, 2022 08:50
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zeut alleurs!!!
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Jun 6, 2022 09:16
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Oof owie ouch
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Jun 6, 2022 09:23
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I still have shivers ingrained in my vocabulary from growing up in a no-swearing house.
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Jun 6, 2022 09:30
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Et toe, Brute?
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Jun 6, 2022 11:00
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Well that dog ain’t gonna hunt!
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Jun 6, 2022 12:10
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Shazbot!
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Jun 6, 2022 12:38
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MARK MOTHERSBAUGH!!
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Mar 19, 2023 18:04
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In human life, there is joy, and then there is pain. There is hardship and then there is ease. There is happiness as well as sadness.
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Mar 19, 2023 18:13
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HOLY CANNOLI I DONE STUBBED MY TOESIE!
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Mar 19, 2023 18:31
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Oh fudge! Cripes and tarnation!
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Mar 19, 2023 18:41
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Biscuits!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGJByUa8u4
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