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Areola Grande

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Wertjoe posted:

Jack Reacher, the one with Tom Cruise. The wife turned it on then promptly fell asleep so I just stayed up and watched. It sucked poo poo. The character of Jack Reacher seems like it was written by a 14 year old who was trying to make up the coolest dude he could imagine.

I found the premise a bit of a reach :downsrim:





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The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

more like jackoff reacharound. bitch



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watho posted:

more like jackoff reacharound. bitch


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more like jack reaching for the remote to change the channel???

GOd this post. i just woke up

baka fwocka fwame fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Aug 16, 2024


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Saviour of the Soul
A fun movie!

We get it right sometimes, we shine a light sometimes
We see the fish below the ice sometimes

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HUSKY DILF posted:

fav movie of one of my friends i’m overdue to watch this is it good

Yeah, I give it four cool blobs out of five. I wouldn't go so far as to call it high art, but it's got tonnes of style and is quite silly at times. Real 'caught it randomly on late night TV growing up and never forgot it' type vibes.

Then again, my favourite movie is Gus Van Sant's Gerry, so I may not be the best judge.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

mangoshake (again (again))

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
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miss march
it's just a long wkuk sketch why did people hate this movie (disclaimer: be trashed)

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Areola Grande

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RavenousScoot posted:

miss march
it's just a long wkuk sketch why did people hate this movie (disclaimer: be trashed)

i've seen wkuk's Civil War on Drugs but i've never heard of this one ^^^

will watch 2nite!





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Quadramind posted:

Yeah, I give it four cool blobs out of five. I wouldn't go so far as to call it high art, but it's got tonnes of style and is quite silly at times. Real 'caught it randomly on late night TV growing up and never forgot it' type vibes.

Then again, my favourite movie is Gus Van Sant's Gerry, so I may not be the best judge.

Eyy that's a pretty good movie i remember liking a lot but i watched it 10 years ago


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DoomCroissant

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i need to trick my dad into watching movies these days because he's still mad about watching eraserhead with me, despite me telling him that it was a nightmare imprinted onto celluloid and that he's under no obligation to watch it

Areola Grande

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DoomCroissant posted:

i need to trick my dad into watching movies these days because he's still mad about watching eraserhead with me, despite me telling him that it was a nightmare imprinted onto celluloid and that he's under no obligation to watch it

Eraserhead is the reason I decided not to reproduce. real post. Cheers 2 ur dad :cheerdoge:





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Areola Grande posted:

Eraserhead is the reason I decided not to reproduce. real post. Cheers 2 ur dad :cheerdoge:

well yeah

he understands why the male line ends with me now, but still

i just want him to watch nope with me

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DoomCroissant posted:

well yeah

he understands why the male line ends with me now, but still

i just want him to watch nope with me

Nope is a hard one to get someone else interested in because it starts off so slow. It's a good movie, but it has to be one of those "I've got nothing else to do, might as well watch a movie" situations. If you come at it super keen like "oh man this movie is great you have to watch it!", the other person is gonna be "when does it get good" for a while.

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watched longlegs and thought it was p good, ending sting was terrible


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I've nearly finished this playthrough of Cyberpunk. I find the meta story much better playing as corpo rather than street kid like my first playthrough. It makes more sense as someone cut down by office politics trying to claw their way back to the top (and get back at their former employer) who's willing to do whatever it takes to get there, including cut whatever deals are necessary with Just Johnny. As street kid, it felt like just another big shot trying to use you, force you to follow their agenda, and that just didn't feel right. As corpo, it's just biz.
Eventually I'll do a nomad playthrough and finish Panam's storyline. Would be fun if the dialog let you play as an annoying superfan of Samurai and Johnny Silverhand, like oh man I'm your biggest fan, absolutely you can use my body, that would be amazing! Just gung-ho reactions to every one of his suggestions or dialog trees.

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Once I've finished it I'll move it to my external HD to make space for Destiny 2 which you guys have convinced me is worth trying out.

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Finger Prince posted:

Nope is a hard one to get someone else interested in because it starts off so slow. It's a good movie, but it has to be one of those "I've got nothing else to do, might as well watch a movie" situations. If you come at it super keen like "oh man this movie is great you have to watch it!", the other person is gonna be "when does it get good" for a while.

oh, he can handle slow burns, but he just won't watch horror movies without being tricked into it

this is despite liking a decent number of horror movies once he actually watches them (besides slashers, he dislikes them)

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DoomCroissant posted:

oh, he can handle slow burns, but he just won't watch horror movies without being tricked into it

this is despite liking a decent number of horror movies once he actually watches them (besides slashers, he dislikes them)

I felt it was more sci-fi/suspense than horror. Sell it on the sci fi angle.

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Areola Grande

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Alien Romulus
A cool and good Alien movie. Takes the concepts cack-handedly introduced in Prometheus and the other one and actually does something with them. There's a couple of plot holes, sure, but overall a solid sci-fi flick.

Abugadu

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Luca, from Pixar Studios

Chill, not overly emotionally wrecking like a lot of Pixar. Good feels.

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DoomCroissant

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got my dad to watch nope finally

he very much enjoyed it, as i expected

Sarah Cenia

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Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
last tango in paris

about 15 minutes in I was waiting for this to be over and it just never ever ended
everyone is weird and unlikable
the extreme stuff is awkward and stupid
there were titties
there was no point to anything
maybe im not good at watching movies but that poo poo was wack




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Sarah Cenia posted:

last tango in paris

about 15 minutes in I was waiting for this to be over and it just never ever ended
everyone is weird and unlikable
the extreme stuff is awkward and stupid
there were titties
there was no point to anything
maybe im not good at watching movies but that poo poo was wack

it’s okay, i got a film degree and i can professionally say that poo poo is wack

Buttchocks

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Sarah Cenia posted:

last tango in paris

about 15 minutes in I was waiting for this to be over and it just never ever ended
everyone is weird and unlikable
the extreme stuff is awkward and stupid
there were titties
there was no point to anything
maybe im not good at watching movies but that poo poo was wack

My takeaway is that it was 50 Shades of Grey for our parent's generation. Supposedly romantic/erotic, but actually just creepy abuse.

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i watched curse of the wolf, 2006. not to be confused with len kabasinkis 2004 movie of the same name. i was confused and in my state of confusion i watched what looked like a student film. i also loled harder at this than i have in my life while the whole time thinking len was behind the camera

Cant give away too much if you ever find this, comedic heights involve "You're european... are you a werewolf" and "listen baby, i had some broccoli stuck in my teeth and she was helping get it out"

Also when the guy runs into a bar looking for help and one of the patrons looks at him square in the face and is like "I'm gonna loving kill you" completely deadpan


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Wu jiao wa, aka "Bruce, Kung Fu Girls" aka "Five Pretty Young Ladies"

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Night Is Short, Walk On Girl, followed by Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Much fun was had all around

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ca-lhown

Hope (Lloyd) and Providence (Harry) (we meet Lloyd on Hope St. and Harry in a van labelled Providence, R.I.)

Hope is mistakenly guided to love, and Providence helps him. When Hope asks Providence to introduce him to her in Aspen, Providence meets her and tries to hide her, but Hope remains undeterred. It turns out that she is married, and Hope and Providence unwittingly were on a journey to save her husband. Hope and Providence exit the scene.

I guess you could say that Hope is dumb and Providence is dumber, but I think they just work in mysterious ways.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

so… big gulps huh?



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Philippe

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I watched Children of Men! I hadn't seen it in ages and didn't really remember any of it, and it turns out it's somehow more depressing than Threads.

(I then watched Totoro to reset my sadbrain)

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watho posted:

so… big gulps huh?

apparently that line was improvised by carrey along with "we put a man on the moon?!" probably because they're both a lot to swallow.

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i forgot to post about it but i watched the big lebowski again the other night with a couple of friends and one hadn't seen it before. dang that movie is funny. it sucks that every comedy is just dudes riffin off each other now.


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