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Chess In Concert (2009)

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

A Talking Cat !?! (Rifftrax edition)

I hope they do the pony one now

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I'm currently watching a movie in which Jennifer Connelly investigates a murder scene with the help of a housefly.

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Viginti Septem posted:

I have a secret crush on JC. Don't tell anyone

She's like 4 years older than I am. At no point in my life has she ever not been very pretty.

This movie is pretty hosed up, though. She just fell into a pool of decomposing bodies.

E: oh, here comes a swarm of flies to hang out on this little dude covered in latex.

EE: She's still very pretty.

cruft fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jan 11, 2023

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I don't really like horror or gross-out movies. I pretty much only started this because it had Jennifer Connelly.

The chimpanzee just slit the throat of the serial killer and it's over now. Weird.

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Now I'm watching one where Galadriel has psychic visions and puts Ted Theodore Logan in jail for a murder he didn't commit.

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cruft posted:

Now I'm watching one where Galadriel has psychic visions and puts Ted Theodore Logan in jail for a murder he didn't commit.

Guys, I think the dad who drives the yellow VW bus is about to try to kill Galadriel and dump her in Ted's lake, just like he did with Batman's Rachel.

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cruft posted:

Guys, I think the dad who drives the yellow VW bus is about to try to kill Galadriel and dump her in Ted's lake, just like he did with Batman's Rachel.

The ghost of Sneaky Pete saved her at the last minute!

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I wanted to make sure I got the right elf so I Googled her...



hmm

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Barbie: A Fairy Secret

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The Awakening. It's the kind of ghost story where after it ends, you go "oh snap, you mean..." and then you want to watch it again with your fresh perspective.

It's also beautifully shot, IMHO, doing some super interesting things with light and color saturation.

Seems it got bad reviews. I think I might be leaning too hard into the film making process and not hard enough into the storytelling? IDK. I liked it.

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I also watched Season 2, episodes 1 and 2 of The Love Boat, entitle "Marooned".

The crew takes a trip to a deserted island only to discover it's inhabited by crazy Gomez Addams, who takes them hostage at gunpoint and forces them to plan a surprise birthday party. They make plans to escape, but are thwarted by the arrival of a hurricane. An old lady inexplicably grows affection for the captor, and by the end of the double-episode plans the surprise party, then decides to stay behind and keep him company as she lives out the last few months of her terminal illness.

Meanwhile, Isaac the bartender manages to pull the wool over the eyes of a sexy model by having the crew talk him up like he's some rich successful dude. When she finds out he's the ship's bartender, she's angry, but, because she's a woman and therefore flighty, comes around to forgiving him after he takes responsibility for the safety of the passengers when the idiot acting captain doesn't. A love connection happens.

Finally, a woman who is a total jackass to her husband, during the hurricane on the island, confesses to him that the romance is gone, and she wants a real man. Her husband lowers his voice and makes up some stories about sleeping with a whole lot of women before he met her, and this somehow rekindles the romantic spark in their marriage.

C- would not recommend unless you hate yourself.

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

We watched The Room and as usual it is TEARING ME APART, LISA

Oh, hi, GaG.

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