Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



We're gonna have to do better out there - The Warriors have lost their first potential elimination game in all three prior series in pursuit of home game revenue. Klay is trying to summon up the unholy spirit of Game 6 Klay for one final time. Adam Silver intentionally contracted the novel coronavirus 19 so that he would not have to potentially hand another hooping trophy over to either of these fraudulent teams. The Celtics have won all three games in which they faced elimination. Jayson Tatum has the most injured shoulder of all-time but occasionally gets the right mix of wonder drugs to look like a god. There are either 1 or 2 games left in the NBA season and all of us are facing a months long misery that nothing will soothe. Tune in at 9pm est tonight to potentially watch your dreams crushed!

And remember ballers - be lookin' good.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Neither team had lost 2 in a row this playoff run until the Celts lost game 4 & 5.

Keep the streak Dubs :pray:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Let's basketball.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Celtics don't have any room for another banner in their rafters. They are going to be polite and let the Warriors have this one.

Good guy Celtics

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Wiggins

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Game 6 Klay, I choose you!!!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



frankly, if the celtics win then the guy who runs the soul food place by my house is going to be sad, so we just can not have that. go dubs

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

TheKevman posted:

Game 6 Klay, I choose you!!!

Let's get a game 7

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Game 7 baby

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It’s Horford Tyme

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I will never get used to the American culture of opening sporting events with saluting the soldiers of the military.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Warriors won their 2015 title seven years ago on the dot

It's time

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Lmao how long has Joel Embiid been a crypto shill?

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Vox Nihili posted:

Warriors won their 2015 title seven years ago on the dot

It's time

I don't live in the bay anymore (thanks covid) but mom is on standby if they win to get me 2 SF Chronicles and 2 oakland tribunes.

I've got 2 of each from each title and I hope it happens tonight so I can add 4 more :pray:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress off craptocurrency

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Lid posted:

I will never get used to the American culture of opening sporting events with saluting the soldiers of the military.

They do it for money

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Paul Zuvella posted:

Lmao how long has Joel Embiid been a crypto shill?

Many a player is shaming themselves in this way. Curry doing it made me sad.

I wonder if they understand what a scam it is. So many people don't.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Paul Zuvella posted:

Lmao how long has Joel Embiid been a crypto shill?

Welcome to the playoffs

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
the show about hiding who your celebrity relative is was worse than the crypto.com be bold ad

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Paul Zuvella posted:

Lmao how long has Joel Embiid been a crypto shill?

I believe he got paid in BTC at one point too. A few athletes have done this and been super :smug: about it.

Good luck with that now :laugh:

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
They really are giving Curry more attention on the PnR now and the rest of the team is showing up

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Gonna be another "Warriors miss a zillion wide open threes" game

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
Jaylen Brown really saw Curry on him and passed to to Marcus Smart with Dray on him. and it worked.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Put the names of any four of the Warriors' starting five in any order and you've got a high-powered lawfirm name. Try it.

Porter, Green, Curry, and Wiggins

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Warriors????

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

lmao geez

game 7 here we go

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
airball airball airball

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
game 7 lmao

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Yay for Good Jaylen

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

predicto posted:

Gonna be another "Warriors miss a zillion wide open threes" game

And another "Celtics shoot 80 percent from three in the first half" game

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Oof

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Does no one remember game4?

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
Well if you can't loving dribble or finish in the lane just post Curry every time down

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Wiggins decided to tank his stats to give Curry the FMVP

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Derek Smart Derek Smart Derek Smart

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Put the names of any four of the Warriors' starting five in any order and you've got a high-powered lawfirm name. Try it.

Porter, Green, Curry, and Wiggins

Brown, Horford, Tatum, and Smart sounds like they'd defend Johnny Depp

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Put the names of any four of the Warriors' starting five in any order and you've got a high-powered lawfirm name. Try it.

Porter, Green, Curry, and Wiggins

i could not take a lawfirm named Green Curry seriously

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Bring Me The Head Of Otto Porter Jr.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
Kind of feel like they should just let Smart try to score on Curry from the post

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

Lol Smart

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply