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precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


mega ruffles - ruffles but they're bigger. like two times as bigger.

doritos poop - nuff said

oreo poop - same

gatorade extreme - gatorade but it's extremely expensive. like 5 bucks a bottle

stouffer's russian bread pizza - it's ketchip on a saltine cracker with a half pound of uncured brined offal

scope gummies - for when you need fresh breath in a conventient gummy forum

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


What if you mixed all the ground cereals (not cereals) together to form the ultimate chip/cracker? I'm talking wheat flour, rice flour, cornmeal, potato dust in equal quantities. Then you put all the flavors on it. Cheese powder, spicy powder, spicy cheese powder, 3d, cool ranch, hawaiian, asian, bbq, salt & vinegar. Most people like or at least tolerate all of these things so let's give the people what they want for once.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Chicken flavour

Justa Dandelion
Nov 26, 2020

[sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!



That's just chicken and a biscuits brand crackers

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Lemon party

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



precision posted:

doritos poop - nuff said

oreo poop - same

I think selling poop as a foodstuff is illegal. And who's your target market, poop fetishists? Are you one?

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


Gummies but they're impossible to break down by chewing so they just have to slowly dissolve in your mouth, I think Haribo has the market cornered on this already.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Salted pubes

egg_dog
Nov 11, 2005

*craps erotically*



Fun Shoe

shreddies with steak tartare in them

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Free chips

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Gushers but they're big and full of high proof rum.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Nuts and gum

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



"oops all toenails"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Chinese food

BoboThePenguin
Mar 1, 2005
My ping is one.

Fruit by the meter
Salted penus
Swedish Phish

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)




Caviar flavour crisps. They'll just be very very salty, each bag will be 20 bucks and contain only 5 crisps. We'll market them to people who are very rich but also very stupid.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Spaghetti or meatballs.

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



Someone doing goatse and a pringles can slides out and they are Gatorade flavored

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Nothing-Os: The cereal you actually deserve.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003



Subway meatballs on a stick

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)




Ice cream flavour Monster Munch.

precision
May 7, 2006

hug your posting pals


poop nerds

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)




Anti-poop flavouring. Poop is the worst possible flavour, so it's exact opposite must be the best.

naem
May 29, 2011



Devils Affricate posted:

What if you mixed all the ground cereals (not cereals) together to form the ultimate chip/cracker? I'm talking wheat flour, rice flour, cornmeal, potato dust in equal quantities. Then you put all the flavors on it. Cheese powder, spicy powder, spicy cheese powder, 3d, cool ranch, hawaiian, asian, bbq, salt & vinegar. Most people like or at least tolerate all of these things so let's give the people what they want for once.

NEW! Doritos©™️® Hog Trough

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Salt curls.

Just curled up, crunchy bunches of salt. Maybe with some favouring literally sprinkled in there.

New! Lays Salt Curls!

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



Bertie Bott’s all flavors potato chips.

Will you get booger or earwax or centipede? It’s a mixed bag! :dadjoke:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Icochet posted:

Salted pubes

Bruh, you can make these at home.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


chicken beaks

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

GET OUT
(OF THE WALL)




kntfkr posted:

chicken beaks

Only if there's a job at the factorty that makes them that involves arranging the beaks into heaps before they go to be packaged.

The guy would tell people he's a beak heaper and then have to correct them every time when they think he says bee keeper. :xd:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

jazzyhattrick posted:

Caviar flavour crisps. They'll just be very very salty, each bag will be 20 bucks and contain only 5 crisps. We'll market them to people who are very rich but also very stupid.

Caviar crisps, now with truffle oil flavor!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


jazzyhattrick posted:

Only if there's a job at the factorty that makes them that involves arranging the beaks into heaps before they go to be packaged.

The guy would tell people he's a beak heaper and then have to correct them every time when they think he says bee keeper. :xd:

unbeaklievable! :roflolmao:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

sushi in the morning, sushi in the evening, sushi at supper time

when sushi's on a bagel, you can eat sushi anytiiiiime!

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011


Vat growing large sheets of finger or toe nail, then either flavoring them or have them create flavor molecules as they grow.

You can just chew it like jerky.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Vat growing large sheets of finger or toe nail, then either flavoring them or have them create flavor molecules as they grow.

You can just chew it like jerky.

There was a skin factory down the street from where I grew up. Like they grew artificial skin for skin grafts.

Pretty sure it came on big rolls.

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



kntfkr posted:

There was a skin factory down the street from where I grew up. Like they grew artificial skin for skin grafts.

Pretty sure it came on big rolls.

A lost entrepreneurial opportunity, for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Xd6tZkDSI

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Feet by the Foot

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

snap into a Thicc Jim

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

Choose your own thickness Oreos - sell two different separate containers of cookies and cream discs, like hot dogs and buns. Also sell them in large prime number amounts, so have 37 cream discs to accompany 73 cookies.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


Flaming Hot Wasps

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

Oops! All dick vein Snickers

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