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mega ruffles - ruffles but they're bigger. like two times as bigger. doritos poop - nuff said oreo poop - same gatorade extreme - gatorade but it's extremely expensive. like 5 bucks a bottle stouffer's russian bread pizza - it's ketchip on a saltine cracker with a half pound of uncured brined offal scope gummies - for when you need fresh breath in a conventient gummy forum
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What if you mixed all the ground cereals (not cereals) together to form the ultimate chip/cracker? I'm talking wheat flour, rice flour, cornmeal, potato dust in equal quantities. Then you put all the flavors on it. Cheese powder, spicy powder, spicy cheese powder, 3d, cool ranch, hawaiian, asian, bbq, salt & vinegar. Most people like or at least tolerate all of these things so let's give the people what they want for once.
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Jun 20, 2022 07:12
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Chicken flavour
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Jun 20, 2022 07:15
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That's just chicken and a biscuits brand crackers
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Jun 20, 2022 07:21
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Lemon party
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precision posted:doritos poop - nuff said I think selling poop as a foodstuff is illegal. And who's your target market, poop fetishists? Are you one?
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Jun 20, 2022 07:44
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Gummies but they're impossible to break down by chewing so they just have to slowly dissolve in your mouth, I think Haribo has the market cornered on this already.
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Jun 20, 2022 07:45
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Salted pubes
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Jun 20, 2022 07:47
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shreddies with steak tartare in them
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Jun 20, 2022 07:55
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Free chips
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Jun 20, 2022 07:57
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Gushers but they're big and full of high proof rum.
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Jun 20, 2022 09:56
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Nuts and gum
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"oops all toenails"
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Chinese food
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Jun 20, 2022 10:09
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Fruit by the meter Salted penus Swedish Phish
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Jun 20, 2022 10:35
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Caviar flavour crisps. They'll just be very very salty, each bag will be 20 bucks and contain only 5 crisps. We'll market them to people who are very rich but also very stupid.
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Jun 20, 2022 10:38
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Spaghetti or meatballs.
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Jun 20, 2022 10:48
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Someone doing goatse and a pringles can slides out and they are Gatorade flavored
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Jun 20, 2022 11:41
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Nothing-Os: The cereal you actually deserve.
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Subway meatballs on a stick
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Ice cream flavour Monster Munch.
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poop nerds
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Jun 20, 2022 13:18
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Anti-poop flavouring. Poop is the worst possible flavour, so it's exact opposite must be the best.
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Devils Affricate posted:What if you mixed all the ground cereals (not cereals) together to form the ultimate chip/cracker? I'm talking wheat flour, rice flour, cornmeal, potato dust in equal quantities. Then you put all the flavors on it. Cheese powder, spicy powder, spicy cheese powder, 3d, cool ranch, hawaiian, asian, bbq, salt & vinegar. Most people like or at least tolerate all of these things so let's give the people what they want for once. NEW! Doritos©™️® Hog Trough
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Salt curls. Just curled up, crunchy bunches of salt. Maybe with some favouring literally sprinkled in there. New! Lays Salt Curls!
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Jun 20, 2022 13:25
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Bertie Bott’s all flavors potato chips. Will you get booger or earwax or centipede? It’s a mixed bag! 
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Jun 20, 2022 13:25
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Icochet posted:Salted pubes Bruh, you can make these at home.
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Jun 20, 2022 13:26
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chicken beaks
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kntfkr posted:chicken beaks Only if there's a job at the factorty that makes them that involves arranging the beaks into heaps before they go to be packaged. The guy would tell people he's a beak heaper and then have to correct them every time when they think he says bee keeper. 
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jazzyhattrick posted:Caviar flavour crisps. They'll just be very very salty, each bag will be 20 bucks and contain only 5 crisps. We'll market them to people who are very rich but also very stupid. Caviar crisps, now with truffle oil flavor!
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Jun 20, 2022 13:49
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jazzyhattrick posted:Only if there's a job at the factorty that makes them that involves arranging the beaks into heaps before they go to be packaged. unbeaklievable! 
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Jun 20, 2022 14:01
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sushi in the morning, sushi in the evening, sushi at supper time when sushi's on a bagel, you can eat sushi anytiiiiime!
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Jun 20, 2022 14:11
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Vat growing large sheets of finger or toe nail, then either flavoring them or have them create flavor molecules as they grow. You can just chew it like jerky.
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Jun 20, 2022 14:19
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Vat growing large sheets of finger or toe nail, then either flavoring them or have them create flavor molecules as they grow. There was a skin factory down the street from where I grew up. Like they grew artificial skin for skin grafts. Pretty sure it came on big rolls.
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kntfkr posted:There was a skin factory down the street from where I grew up. Like they grew artificial skin for skin grafts. A lost entrepreneurial opportunity, for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Xd6tZkDSI
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Feet by the Foot
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snap into a Thicc Jim
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Choose your own thickness Oreos - sell two different separate containers of cookies and cream discs, like hot dogs and buns. Also sell them in large prime number amounts, so have 37 cream discs to accompany 73 cookies.
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Flaming Hot Wasps
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Oops! All dick vein Snickers
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