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so it's like this but you're in a coffin wearing a suit?
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Jun 23, 2022 23:37
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No you have to contract an additional flesh flayer, embalmers only embalm
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Jun 23, 2022 23:38
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open casket funeral where you're a skull head on a buff body like skeletor in a tux.
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Jun 23, 2022 23:43
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OP you can put lighter fluid on your face and light it to flay your own flesh in preperation of the embalming process What happened to that goon who tried suicide by fire but survived and was going good? I liked him, is he still here?
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Jun 23, 2022 23:49
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If you wait long enough you’ll look like that anyway and for cheaper.
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Jun 23, 2022 23:49
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Preddy sure he got banned
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Jun 23, 2022 23:53
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I imagine that you or your enemies can. Even gild your skull for you if you want. When Cortes was dicking around in Mexico he met up with this independent chieftain who wanted to team up to fight the Aztecs with him (Cortes just captured him and used him as a hostage or whatever because the Spanish were very even handed during the whole 'early conquest of the Americas thing') but the story was that the dude was fun as hell to hang out with and he had a silver gilded skull which was impressive because other people hadn't thought of doing that and it just made skulls hard to drink out of. Even the Europeans were like 'hey that's smart thinking', even though they didn't really do that kind of thing anymore. They probably had museum pieces and stories of the Vikings doing similar poo poo or what not and they weren't guilding their skull cups. But this dude was, plus he was apparently fly as hell, so that was neat. Anyway they kept him prisoner and then killed him for no reason and then destroyed the entire indigenous culture of all of middle and most of southern america over the next century or three.
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Jun 24, 2022 00:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:Preddy sure he got banned awwww no, but i kinda remember this. What was his user name? I hope he is alive and well and got plastic surgery.
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Jun 24, 2022 00:06
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Just put my skull on display like a vanitas painting. gently caress the rest of my body. Let it burn.
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Jun 24, 2022 00:12
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They may act like you can’t, OP, but they are just playing hardball. Opening up negotiations with your embalmer with a casual, “so this fee is obviously inclusive of flaying services, correct?”, will put them on the defensive and show you aren’t going to be taken for a ride.
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Jun 24, 2022 00:20
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Big Beef City posted:I imagine that you or your enemies can. Idgi how did they put his skull back in after gilding? And what'd they do about the brains? Story sounds a little fake bbc
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Jun 24, 2022 00:27
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??? They gave him a crystal one what do you think Indiana Jones was after? The silver garbage nasty one? No. He wanted the medical grade replacements.
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Jun 24, 2022 00:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:No you have to contract an additional flesh flayer, embalmers only embalm try to get a flesh flaying in a non-union shop. the embalmer does it all because he has no choice
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Jun 24, 2022 01:38
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I'll do it for half whatever the embalmer quotes you
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Jun 24, 2022 01:39
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Bargains... To die for 
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Jun 24, 2022 01:46
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Why would you want that you sicko
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Jun 24, 2022 01:48
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Make sure you get a quality flesh flayer. If you get a cheap one, they won't scrape as much as they should. You're going to end up with flecks of muscle or stick cartilage in places. Everyone will know you went cheap.
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Jun 24, 2022 01:50
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Just stick your head into an anthill, its the secret trick the flesh flayers union doesn't want you to know!
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Jun 24, 2022 01:57
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I own a startup called Flayr. We make flesh flaying robots that can flay 10x faster than a human. We’re disrupting the flaying industry
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Jun 24, 2022 02:04
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Occasionally the Flayr unit will begin flaying the flesh of all humans within proximity. When this happens, open the Flayr app and select “reboot Flayr” from the settings menu.
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Jun 24, 2022 02:06
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yes but only if you go to Bobby Flay's embalming hut
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Jun 24, 2022 02:14
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Wait a moment I think op is trying to become a skeleton mage without getting his skeleton magery degree at a participating university!
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Jun 24, 2022 02:21
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say cheese and cum!
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Jun 24, 2022 03:30
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Lol, hey man here’s a hundo, plz fill with bbq sauce and put pickle slices on he eyes. 
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Jun 24, 2022 10:15
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Didn't some dude with terminal cancer will his skull to the Royal Shakespeare Company or something, I thought that was pretty cool.
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Jun 24, 2022 10:46
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If you will your skull to someone, do they have to, like, take it?
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Jun 24, 2022 11:17
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How much extra for a glow in the dark paint job?
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Jun 24, 2022 11:25
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lil poopendorfer posted:so it's like this but you're in a coffin wearing a suit? To be clear, you want to be in a suit but still with the hat and apron right?
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Jun 24, 2022 11:32
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Way to presume their skele-gender
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Jun 24, 2022 11:43
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Flense. Flaying is removing of the skin only, flensing is cutting away all the flesh. Anyway, skulls are usually prepared by boiling rather than scraping with a knife.
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Jun 24, 2022 12:11
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We asked nicely and they spring-loaded my grandpa so he popped outta the coffin and scared people, it was great and exactly what he specified in his will.
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Jun 24, 2022 13:28
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Lascivious Sloth posted:awwww no, but i kinda remember this. What was his user name? I hope he is alive and well and got plastic surgery. Enfield, but I don’t think I’ve seen him posting since pre-yikesaroo
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Jun 24, 2022 15:22
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:try to get a flesh flaying in a non-union shop. the embalmer does it all because he has no choice I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of the flesh-flayer union myself. Learned that lesson with the dick-remover union
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Jun 24, 2022 15:28
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:try to get a flesh flaying in a non-union shop. the embalmer does it all because he has no choice Careful, they are experts at removing scabs
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Jun 24, 2022 18:01
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Brother Tadger posted:Careful, they are experts at removing scabs lol
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Jun 24, 2022 18:07
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Wait Enfield set himself on fire? Last I remember he auto banned himself or something saying he’d had enough of everyone or something. Also would you need to hire an eye scooper to scoop the eyes or ask a relative to do it cheap with some ice cream scoops
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Jun 24, 2022 19:20
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Mozi posted:yes but only if you go to Bobby Flay's embalming hut Be sure to CRUNCHIFYTM your skull!
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Jun 24, 2022 19:47
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Been thinkin about having my balls brassed
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Jun 24, 2022 19:48
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A prosthetic foreskin added on, made from the finest materials
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