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Two days ago I was driving to work and noticed a soft bwapbwapbwap sound. I look over and see that someone had placed a dollar bill under my passenger side wiper. I stop, think "well that's weird" and go on about my day. Today I go out to toss some trash and there's another one. My car is in an open air carport. A brief search of the area turns up nothing. I can't figure out the scam. Some googling reveals that police think it might be "start car -> notice a dollar -> exit car -> get carjacked" but that makes no sense as 1. my car is a piece of poo poo, 2. there's nobody around to car jack me, 3. it already didn't work. The money doesn't appear to be fake. Maybe its a way to check if someone is actively coming and going from the house? Is it a tip? What the gently caress?
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:25 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:46 |
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it's to see if the car is abandoned, op. not sure why someone else wouldn't just take the note but i dunno, i'm not a car thief. check out this clouded leopard
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:31 |
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Is your car a stripper op?
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:31 |
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Why don't you replace the dollar bill with a 2 dollar bill and see what happens?
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:31 |
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Next time exchange the dollar for four quarters, OP, someone needs change
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:33 |
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a dingus posted:Why don't you replace the dollar bill with a 2 dollar bill and see what happens? Then I'd be the one tipping. Maybe I'll leave a chick tract or something. Powerful Katrinka posted:Next time exchange the dollar for four quarters, OP, someone needs change Gonna leave $.50. Inflation is a bitch for people laying in wait to rob my poo poo.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:34 |
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Next time it happens, replace the dollar with a copy of Limp Bizkit's "Three Dollar Bill, Y'all" CD and a thank you note.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:37 |
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A witch you drew the ire of accidentally hosed up her hex on you that was supposed to remove a dollar a day. Just let this one ride, and if a cackling hag taunts you about "feeling a little poorer today?" just act sad and keep getting that sweet magic money.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:40 |
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Just because you found it "in the street" even if it is on your windshield, it doesn't mean it is yours and it is stealing to take it. Some weird psycho has filmed you "steal" their money however many times now. Who knows what they intend to do with that. Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jun 25, 2022 |
# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:44 |
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Did you happen to grow up on the crime side, the New York time side, OP? Maybe someone is sending you a message.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:45 |
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Everything strange that happens nowadays is usually just viral marketing for a movie. They probably saw you and thought you looked like a redditor but you posted it on a dead gay forum with zero exposure instead so they probably gonna do it one or two times again and then cut their losses when they still can't find a thread on reddit after that
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:46 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Just because you found it "in the street" even if it is on your windshield, it doesn't mean it is yours and it is stealing to take it. After 998 more instances they can charge OP with felony theft.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:48 |
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It means you've been marked for death.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:59 |
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Schweinhund posted:It means you've been marked for death. it's 4, not "for"
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 18:02 |
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:it's 4, not "for" the op made it pretty clear that it's just "1"s
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 18:11 |
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Have you been losing teeth?
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 18:17 |
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Your car is stripping on the side when you're not around
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 19:42 |
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Or maybe they've been taking your valve stem caps and are just compensating you.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 19:42 |
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so that's where those two dollars went! please give them back to me
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 19:44 |
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you'll find out.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 19:49 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Two days ago I was driving to work and noticed a soft bwapbwapbwap sound. I look over and see that someone had placed a dollar bill under my passenger side wiper. I stop, think "well that's weird" and go on about my day. Today I go out to toss some trash and there's another one. My car is in an open air carport. A brief search of the area turns up nothing. It's the curse of the Milagro Man. Hurry and give that money to someone else before it's too late.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 19:49 |
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They look at your car and think a dollar would make a big difference to your day.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 20:23 |
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those things are almost worthless these days OP
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 20:24 |
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phobo posted:Is your car a stripper op? Was gonna post this.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 21:11 |
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Have you thought about posting this on next door?
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 21:21 |
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The money has a molecule on it that enters your bloodstream and makes u gay, if u touched it, u already gay now
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 21:22 |
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Wait am I the only one who uses the wiper as an ersatz money clip?
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 23:14 |
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Inspect the printing on the bill. Follow the clues. You're in for the adventure of a lifetime.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 23:18 |
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Update: haven't been robbed yet but whatever the scam, it got me free (to me) guac so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad.
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# ? Jun 25, 2022 23:24 |
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Who loving keyed my car for just sitting there?
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 00:35 |
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Zeluth posted:Who loving keyed my car for just sitting there? Well, "there" was diagonally across two handicap spots
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 00:51 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Update: haven't been robbed yet but whatever the scam, it got me free (to me) guac so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad. The “it’s a robbery” thing is a dumb urban legend they won’t go away. Quick research shows it’s some stupid reddit thing,
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 04:05 |
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I keep meaning to rob OP with the dollar bill method but I just can't get out of bed these days. I'm sorry OP, it's all my fault, I should be robbing you with the dollar bill technique but I'm no good at nothin
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 04:06 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I keep meaning to rob OP with the dollar bill method but I just can't get out of bed these days. I'm sorry OP, it's all my fault, I should be robbing you with the dollar bill technique but I'm no good at nothin gently caress you. give me a dollar
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 04:09 |
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Someone is loving the exhaust pipe and leaving payment, but you're being severely low balled. You need to gently caress the exhaust pipe, work out a suggested retail price, and have it visible on your rear bumper for clients.
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 04:13 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Just because you found it "in the street" even if it is on your windshield, it doesn't mean it is yours and it is stealing to take it. this is hosed because i find a ton of bills on the ground in chicago. i have money vision. i can spot a quarter in the dark from 20 feet away.
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# ? Jun 26, 2022 04:27 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:46 |
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Congratulations on experiencing "A Street Was Chosen" in real life!
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