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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/mikerecine/status/1760469820040937906?t=-HimaHYUMzNiP5k1ZfxbwQ&s=19

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

he already said she got him a babysitter

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



drat this got me good

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i forgot about the trunksauce but the replies reminded me

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
Sometimes I知 so depressed and I feel like such a loser but then I知 reminded at least I知 not a fledgling standup

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Sunk Dunk posted:

Sometimes I知 so depressed and I feel like such a loser but then I知 reminded at least I知 not a fledgling standup

it gets real dire out there

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the people that just moonlight at open mics seem the most healthy. everyone trying to make it a career ends up on the hustle grindset or, god forbid, server/doorman at the club

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Sunk Dunk posted:

Sometimes I知 so depressed and I feel like such a loser but then I知 reminded at least I知 not a fledgling standup

it sort of sucks because Recine is genuinely good at standup and funny

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Cached Money posted:

it sort of sucks because Recine is genuinely good at standup and funny

Christ.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
recines dry wit whooshes over people's heads and they only encounter his BO

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

the witten seems so long ago

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

adam would never, taytay and ice spice are too curvy for him

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

My friend just said ice spice looks like ms frizzle in blackface and I cannot stop laughing

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
What about this, Chinese Mrs frizzle.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


doing this but instead it's pollution from Guangzhou industrial district

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

lol

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
taylor's laughing at adam's tiny pecker

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Honest Thief posted:

taylor's laughing at adam's tiny balls

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

please uplift your fellow small balled dudes it痴 rough out there

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

holefoods posted:

please uplift your fellow small balled dudes it痴 rough out there

dense like two white dwarves

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
skipping right over the dick to come up with a complement for the balls

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

when I got a vasectomy the doctor told me I had nice ball skin, easy to work with and some guys have tough elephant skin balls

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

holefoods posted:

when I got a vasectomy the doctor told me I had nice ball skin, easy to work with and some guys have tough elephant skin balls

that comes from shaving too much + jock itch, covers the scrote in scar tissue. balls like ben grimm.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
the tickets are free

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

definitely shave the balls though. it's nice

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

i say swears online posted:

definitely shave the balls though. it's nice

i get a hot ball shave done at the barbershop once every two weeks

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
if you don't shave it the body's oils will naturally soften the fur

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

i get a hot ball shave done at the barbershop once every two weeks

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

lmfao

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


The Barber of The Dilz

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

kolby posted:

the tickets are free

the tickets are NOT free you have to pay

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://twitter.com/IcyVert/status/1760783331266834651

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

These lovely new MLB uniforms is going to give great content

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
drat can you imagine Chris Christie in those

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
swingin dick everywhere

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

slave to my cravings posted:

drat can you imagine Chris Christie in those

i am right now

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that's cool and all but i imagined chris christie in a tight lil uniform first

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