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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
TITS TOO LOW

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stump collector
May 28, 2007

Minecraft Holmes posted:

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAANYBODY HERE EVER BEEN WITH A SQUIRTERRRRRRRRR

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now

i say swears online posted:

drat cancelling shows from lack of ticket sales is pretty dire. did he make the leap to larger venues or something?

I doubt it, seeing as he definitely can’t leap.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

hey stav good luck out there, break an ankle

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
dont fight ur dad

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Do you thikn love can blomm even on a batlefield, Booby?

i say swears online posted:

hey stav good luck out there, break an ankle

I had a friend in high school named Matt who we called Fatt and one time he dislocated his knee from standing up too fast

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

lmao gdi

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Do you thikn love can blomm even on a batlefield, Booby?
he is NOT doing well now. heroin addict. skinny tho.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I had a friend in high school named Matt who we called Fatt and one time he dislocated his knee from standing up too fast

That's nasty, gently caress

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

I’m in a bit of a weird mood myself

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
By volume I have now seen well over half of cumtown live in person

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

by foreskin as well

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

he is NOT doing well now. heroin addict. skinny tho.

mistakes into miracles

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
Somehow it took me this long to see the full footage of Tom Segura breaking his arm trying to dunk and holy poo poo I've never seen a body fail like that

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
its recine time

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
It's my baby

Pocket
Aug 27, 2006

it hurts watching this knowing how it would end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyJN5nvVuTQ

rachel ray romano
Jul 5, 2021

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

he is NOT doing well now. heroin addict. skinny tho.

lateral move

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
Looking down from the balcony stav looks so wide

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

yelling "sic semper tyrannis!" and jumping down onto the stage but falling into stav's gaping maw and being lost forever

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

paying extra to sit up front in the porkestra section

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
If you're in the porkestra, you get a plastic poncho for when he smashes a slow cooked hog with a big mallet.
And then his crowd work is desperately asking the audience for all the pork back

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Started listening to Sam tallents chubby behemoth and it hits pretty good

Sadly, Sam didn't talk about my wife doing a prom photo with him

And how he did a prom photo with me where he man handled my moobs after a show

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
His crowd work bits were “any test tube babies out there?” and “any children of divorce out there?”

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

continuing the art critique dogpile reversal of fortune award

mark immune posted:

its recine time

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
Now, I gave you 'Candy Lips'... you can give me 'Skip'
No

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
mudflap and pussy mouth

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Bartender, I'll take my whiskey like my sex. Gay.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

ol pussy butthole adam

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
Baby nuts friedland

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



net work error posted:

Bartender, I'll take my whiskey like my sex. Gay.

Can you make that a Gay Sex on the Beach?

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Up or on the cocks

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

majour333 posted:

Up or on the cocks

bank shot here, very good

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


FishBowlRobot posted:

Can you make that a Gay Sex on the Beach?

I asked for a Dirty Chode on the Beach once.

I think I got Blueberry Brandy with Gin and Sour mix. It was vile.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

space uncle posted:

I asked for a Dirty Chode on the Beach once.

I think I got Blueberry Brandy with Gin and Sour mix. It was vile.

Jesus Christ

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Nothing like a happy hour beer and a cock special

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mexican guy that thinks he's ordering a sex on the bitch

stump collector
May 28, 2007

i say swears online posted:

mexican guy that thinks he's ordering a sex on the bitch

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

moist turtleneck posted:

Started listening to Sam tallents chubby behemoth and it hits pretty good

Sadly, Sam didn't talk about my wife doing a prom photo with him

And how he did a prom photo with me where he man handled my moobs after a show

yeah its a good pod and the only credit i'll ever give to the dipshits on lemonparty was introducing me to sam T

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Meyer Glansky and he just loved sucking off gay mafiosos

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