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slave to my cravings)
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TITS TOO LOW
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# ? May 25, 2025 06:03 |
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Minecraft Holmes posted:aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAANYBODY HERE EVER BEEN WITH A SQUIRTERRRRRRRRR
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i say swears online posted:drat cancelling shows from lack of ticket sales is pretty dire. did he make the leap to larger venues or something? I doubt it, seeing as he definitely can’t leap.
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hey stav good luck out there, break an ankle
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dont fight ur dad
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i say swears online posted:hey stav good luck out there, break an ankle I had a friend in high school named Matt who we called Fatt and one time he dislocated his knee from standing up too fast
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lmao gdi
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he is NOT doing well now. heroin addict. skinny tho.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:I had a friend in high school named Matt who we called Fatt and one time he dislocated his knee from standing up too fast That's nasty, gently caress
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I’m in a bit of a weird mood myself
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By volume I have now seen well over half of cumtown live in person
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by foreskin as well
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:he is NOT doing well now. heroin addict. skinny tho. mistakes into miracles
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Somehow it took me this long to see the full footage of Tom Segura breaking his arm trying to dunk and holy poo poo I've never seen a body fail like that
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its recine time
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It's my baby
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it hurts watching this knowing how it would end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyJN5nvVuTQ
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:he is NOT doing well now. heroin addict. skinny tho. lateral move
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Looking down from the balcony stav looks so wide
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yelling "sic semper tyrannis!" and jumping down onto the stage but falling into stav's gaping maw and being lost forever
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paying extra to sit up front in the porkestra section
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If you're in the porkestra, you get a plastic poncho for when he smashes a slow cooked hog with a big mallet. And then his crowd work is desperately asking the audience for all the pork back
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Started listening to Sam tallents chubby behemoth and it hits pretty good Sadly, Sam didn't talk about my wife doing a prom photo with him And how he did a prom photo with me where he man handled my moobs after a show
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His crowd work bits were “any test tube babies out there?” and “any children of divorce out there?”
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mark immune posted:its recine time
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Now, I gave you 'Candy Lips'... you can give me 'Skip' No
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mudflap and pussy mouth
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Bartender, I'll take my whiskey like my sex. Gay.
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ol pussy butthole adam
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Baby nuts friedland
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net work error posted:Bartender, I'll take my whiskey like my sex. Gay. Can you make that a Gay Sex on the Beach?
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Up or on the cocks
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majour333 posted:Up or on the cocks bank shot here, very good
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FishBowlRobot posted:Can you make that a Gay Sex on the Beach? I asked for a Dirty Chode on the Beach once. I think I got Blueberry Brandy with Gin and Sour mix. It was vile.
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space uncle posted:I asked for a Dirty Chode on the Beach once. Jesus Christ
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Nothing like a happy hour beer and a cock special
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mexican guy that thinks he's ordering a sex on the bitch
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i say swears online posted:mexican guy that thinks he's ordering a sex on the bitch
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moist turtleneck posted:Started listening to Sam tallents chubby behemoth and it hits pretty good yeah its a good pod and the only credit i'll ever give to the dipshits on lemonparty was introducing me to sam T
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# ? May 25, 2025 06:03 |
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Meyer Glansky and he just loved sucking off gay mafiosos
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