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slave to my cravings)
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moist turtleneck posted:Stavbot showed how worthless stav was when I couldn't tell the difference it's easy to tell the difference since the bot doesn't fart into the mike. we are well rid of the fat one, regardless.
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Jul 20, 2022 17:05
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Mordja posted:Just because Stav's gone doesn't mean Nick is going to make you third seat. little freudian slip there with mike and seat since you so often think about nick sitting on you 
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Jul 20, 2022 17:47
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veepfake posted:idk any cum town drama because it's gay but i wannaknow more, why do people think stav hates nick? he called him fat? ironically, it's all the hatred in his heart that causes him to bloat so much
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Jul 25, 2022 18:15
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nick would probably prefer licorice tbh
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Jul 27, 2022 17:35
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sponges posted:I can’t tell if they’re legit pissed at Stav or if it’s a bit. it's real & stav will soon find himself in a hell of his own design from what im told
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Aug 5, 2022 18:17
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Tetramin posted:Tell me I look natty but also i don't like it when people post pic b/c actually everyone is their avatar
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Aug 6, 2022 08:41
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Tetramin posted:From what you’re told? Well, dish it Have it plainly from the big man himself: Stavros "The Pig" Halkias posted:What it is for me is like - and just like, I did - I started doing comedy because like, I wanted to do whatever the gently caress I wanted. I didn't do it to be rich, and like, have a job. Like, I could - I was pretty good at school. Like I, you know, I could have had - I could have been making money out of it, but I was like, no, money's not important to me. I want freedom. I want to be able to do whatever the gently caress I want. And then once... even something successful starts feeling like a job or you feel trapped by it. Some of the, like, magic is gone.
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Aug 6, 2022 18:33
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It does seem like a 2 hour workweek and 25K per month would have been helpful in regards to being able to do whatever the gently caress he wanted, but oh well. If Nick didn't want him to leave, he shouldn't have let him out of the cage imo.
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Aug 6, 2022 18:45
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i say swears online posted:it is kinda intriguing. i grew up in churches with rock bands and youth pastors with ripped jeans, and i have no idea what the culture in those places is like nearly twenty years later. i think most likely they haven't changed much but have new hillsong music that i wouldn't recognize what is even the point of church if they're not going to wear sick robes and speak authoritatively on how the ultimate truth corresponds to 2000 year old social norms imo
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Aug 7, 2022 19:23
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Mandrel posted:nah I'm not talking catholic fellas I grew up southern Baptist. thats what I'm trying to get back to noo dude Bust Rodd posted:The idea that you have to spend your entire life repenting and preparing for the next, even greater life is so comically stupid from every perspective. for you it'd be a good idea
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Aug 8, 2022 08:03
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Al-Saqr posted:Jesus gently caress If this is true Adam and stav got loving fleeced I would 100% leave like stav did at the first opportunity cumtown was the nick mullen show, lol. the other two were both getting rich because of him but yeah, much better to just pas up the 25k/month and storm out
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Aug 10, 2022 17:29
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:how isn't nick a literal millionaire by now well, he buys high and sells low, which is a super popular investment strategy for some reason. but i guess for all we know he might have plenty stuffed away too. it can't all go on coke and crypto
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Aug 10, 2022 19:40
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Social Media posted:it wasn't even bitcoin. if he had bought bitcoin when he did and hung onto it he would have actually made money. he was day trading in worthless altcoins lmao that's even worse than i thought, but it makes a lot of sense lol
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Aug 11, 2022 09:57
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Stavs been saying he gains thirty pounds every time he's on tour. With his new priorities...well, it's very conceivable we'll see astounding levels of rotundity, even beyond what he's already achieved...We're blessed to live in these times imo
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Aug 13, 2022 17:39
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a fatguy baldspot posted:I’m already crying a little thinking about when he dies in a year from heart failure It's with a heavy heart we'll be announcing that stav died, from a heavy heart. Hopefully many fat years from now, but a preemptive RIP non the less
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Aug 14, 2022 01:27
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Dr.Radical posted:Stav quitting to do standup full time reminds me of how some established stand ups talk about how they get corporate gigs and how they “pay well.” How much is that? Like $30,000 for one show? Because if it’s something like that I could totally imagine making a career off of being a middling talent that just does a few corporate shows a year. I tried to see how much he might earn from just his youtube stuff, but I'm getting incredibly diverging answers, lol. Anything from 10 to 250k a year depending on which sites I read, so not very helpful
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Aug 14, 2022 14:29
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i say swears online posted:I always used $6k/million views but was informed it's closer to half that; his vids are too short to really rack up lots of ad revenue but that's a component as well drat, lol. He's got like 120m views overall, with 12m in the last thirty days or some such and I'm loving jealous
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Aug 14, 2022 15:08
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Ah. I'm calmer for hearing that
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Aug 14, 2022 15:33
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net work error posted:He looks more comfortable and smiling with a tall guy compared to being dead-eyed with a 1000 island stare taking a picture with a short big booby lady. he feels safe & protected. he can finally relax
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Aug 24, 2022 21:30
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Is Cum Town for above-average intelligence people or below average intelligence people? both, but the midwits can't get into it
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Aug 29, 2022 18:24
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Wizard Master posted:It begins 🙈🙈🙈 if not for his slothful ways he could steal a march on his detractors by pivoting immediately. and he already did an advice show on youtube... rebranding himself as the new andrew tate is simply inevitable for our boy
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Aug 31, 2022 05:12
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. i'll let you in on a little secret which is, it doesn't matter if someone's become a good person in their innermost heart as long as their *behavior* changes 
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Aug 31, 2022 19:26
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sam hyde is 6'5 and will gently caress up anyone who gets in the ring with him. im not even saying those things are related
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Sep 7, 2022 20:02
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it's loving bullshit to imagine stav anywhere under 300 pounds. 310 to 330 is a good range for him. tbh probably keep it at 350 just to be safe.
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Sep 8, 2022 20:45
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i say swears online posted:it's doing numbers, my man knows what sells and it's autumn, baby yeah was gonna say. that poo poo is a goldmine with the crowd he actually wants to hang with
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Sep 15, 2022 18:22
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henkman posted:The way he tells Adam to shut up during that exchange lol it's one of the two times i have been on adams side and wished he'd give nick a good slap, lol
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Sep 17, 2022 17:05
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Groovelord Neato posted:I don't believe stav has ever had sex. his ex unfortunately does a whole bit about sitting on his face while having her period
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Sep 17, 2022 18:36
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Cached Money posted:There was a fun rumor that Justin Bieber made groupies sign a NDA before he hosed them so they can't tell everyone he has a small dick. Preposterous. There's been multiple news articles about how his dick is big
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Sep 18, 2022 15:16
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ElGroucho posted:you can't outrun a bad diet, man this is the truth. does anyone honestly believe he'll stick to a clean diet? ofc not.
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Sep 22, 2022 20:05
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:stav’s ex blew seth meyres or some poo poo. its all in the news i got this name mixed up with a similar one and got extremely excited for a moment
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Sep 30, 2022 05:17
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moist turtleneck posted:Listening to an old Matt and Shane and it turns out Matt didn't know that Germany got divided in half after ww2 matt traded his knowledge of history for being able to halfway remember the first 10 minutes of every audiobook on eastern spirituality, and 3 facts about catholicism. and he learned to play the flute
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Oct 7, 2022 21:03
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Grevling posted:I love Adam, but I hate the traitor Stavros Halkias. this tbqh
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Oct 10, 2022 21:03
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:https://twitter.com/carin_mcleoud/status/1284907903967617025?s=46&t=opsyWZ3d9rDzyXozrGupYQ the joke has gone on long enough and we actually do need to shut down twitter now
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Oct 20, 2022 18:11
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fake site unfortunately, but i did beat up 36 nazis after reading that so it kinda more than evens out edit: don't say i also did gay porn
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Oct 25, 2022 15:55
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/CathoIicConvert/status/1589619121779806209?t=8rbtxIFa3j2iqyGbLNfzTQ&s=19 oh hell yes
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Nov 10, 2022 17:38
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The Fear posted:stav is even fatter now haha oh thank god. i'd been worrying
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Nov 18, 2022 16:50
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EEKA GEEK posted:Or maybe next time they do the white women gently caress dogs "bit" hold off on immediately shouting "It DO be like that!!" why?
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Nov 20, 2022 09:07
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slave to my cravings posted:I’m not looking it up but was he like the twink producer or something ya. tim always did a bit were he'd poo poo on him and call him worthles and stuff and i guess it was a joke up until it wasn't. also tim is a very funny pig but getting super rich was bad for his comedy
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Nov 26, 2022 14:43
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kolby posted:I listened to the bit that made that Ben guy quit and it seemed extremely tame. All of the fans in the comments were pro-Ben though I thought it was kinda uncomfortable, if we're talking about the same 40 minute segment of Tim refusing to let things go. But I guess it might also seem worse in the context of coming after years of similar jokes which might not have been jokes in retrospect
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Nov 28, 2022 15:56
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The big cumtown mystery for me is when nick would do a kinda nick cage style laugh and stav would freak out and scream at him to stop. i always wondered if that was a reference to something, a spontaneous bit, or if something about it actually sets stav off
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Nov 28, 2022 18:45
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