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slave to my cravings)
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"I guess this is the part where we talk about our little pricadillo, and then maybe talk about whale penises"
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# ¿ May 15, 2025 10:22 |
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bop bop perano posted:https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7121919394615151918 Apparently TikTok is blocked in India, so you are going to have to describe in great detail the haggard, weatherworn look in his empty, dead eyes
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Buying a studio space and doing something like when Kramer was running the Merv Griffin show out of his apartment is an incredible bit, and I am here for it Stav haters: stand back and stand by
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Anybody here in to some freaky poo poo?
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Nobody can convince me Viola Davis is a good actress after her weird Michelle Obama impersonation
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Nick going from school shooter vibes to cool diddy kong is under appreciated
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Anybody who believes Jordan Peterson either loves their dad too much or not at all A gentle disregard for your father is best
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Mandrel posted:actually, I'm taking a head count now and I think every Matt I've ever known personally were the dumbest people I've met. there's one Trey in there, but the rest of the bottom like 5 are probably Matts Just did the math, yep, every Matt is a real dumb gently caress
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We got any lawyers in the audience? Oh poo poo for real? Anybody ever hosed a clown? You did! Hahahahaha Anybody here ever suck off a German?
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Farm Frenzy posted:we're free guys. I can finally say it: I think having sex with attractive women who don't smell bad or have bpd or are in a cult or a polycule or a crust punk bad or whatever is cool. and we have sex in a normal bedroom and not somewhere thaqt looks like its from saw IV. thats the best kind of sex to me. I had been thinking to myself, "drat, maybe the fact that I've never had sex in a Wendy's dumpster with a girl who sold me all her Yugi-oh cards for oregano disguised as weed... maybe I've never really lived at all."
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Dr.Radical posted:drat I kind of want to see this. Does his mom pork the school principal to get him in? Does his love interest get HIV? What war does he fight in? Against Pakistan I assume? This might be better than the original, because Jenny probably won't be a manipulative hippy AIDS whore
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Anybody here ever get nut in their eye? HAHAHAHA
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drat, it's like a watching a beautiful eagle finally let go of the fat pig it's carrying around and soar above the clouds
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Me when I found out what Bobby Caldwell looked like
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Wizard Master posted:stav fucks drunk fans I assumed that was the only way for El Cerdo Grande to get laid
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Futanari Damacy posted:I'd like to do almost a deep dive on why this is so profoundly unfunny but I don't think it's worth it. Adam copying it is extremely funny however Can someone summarize this thing? I ain't watching all that poo poo
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stump collector posted:thatd be fine but they might have to revisit their studio insurance policy I'm not sure the podcast makes enough money to reinforce the floor
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:Does anyone remember what episode the Arthur theme song parody was in? I feel like it was shortly before Stav left but I could be wrong. For some reason I thought you meant that Christopher Cross song, I said, "Ooh, I don't remember that, sounds delightful" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljt5-wY1cOU ed: The best that you can do (best that you can do) Is have gay sex
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If you're suckin' on a dick don't stop sucking don't look back, keep on suckin' you might get done, before your dad comes home
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/ItsmindofJson/status/1566091068269101056?t=AKCK9KoLXnyYP74JtOqxhg&s=19 It's extra funny, because in those cultures, hitting someone with your shoe is more disrespectful than just punching them, it's like saying you're a weird bug who eats dust
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Bust Rodd posted:I really like the idea of buying your sandals based on how badly you could disrespect someone with them if you got into a fight at the grocer or whatever "Give me the fattest, thickest loving shoe you got, buddy"
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Finally found some time watch the videos, gotta say, they are a game changer. Nick gayly pointing his animal print boot at Adam, telling him they are going to get him some "cool shoes" while they laugh at their fat friend, is an all timer
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evilpicard posted:rust bodd
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Mandrel posted:especially when he then had Nick on again and he's so proud bragging to Nick about dropping mullen COVID truths on his relatives on a road trip, only for Nick to go "oh, yeah.." and backtrack after talking to his I guess nurse sister/cousin or whatever and deciding maybe it was more serious than he thought. and shane just looking befuddled and being like "wait, what? have I just been repeating loving bullshit? what the gently caress dude?" and Nick is just completely apathetic about it. so loving funny Shane is funny, but he is also a complete loving moron
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Every time I step on the scale, I feel like poo poo, and then I remember Stav is my height and weighs 110 more lbs than me, then I don’t feel that bad
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The_Rob posted:The funniest part is Nick
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Chapocheck
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Suck me, suck me very dick
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The nanny is the hottest broad that was ever on tv
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If ian thinks I'm going to listen to his stories without someone there to call him a weird gremlin, he's wrong
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1552715228483358723?t=LWKbJx3VqAsGERUB037vcQ&s=19 drat, I deleted TikTok right when it got good
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i dont see any controversy about her at after a quick search, what did she do I don't know, but there's never been a girl named after a plant of any kind that wasn't a loving trainwreck
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Goa Tse-tung posted:Eric Rahil is a pro-tier twitter follow and smh if you didn't recognize him Counter point: smh if you're on twitter
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lmao
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also to tell the pervs that she's 18 lol nevermind then moist turtleneck posted:stavo check
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I've never met anyone from Alabama that wasn't a straight up mod
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I ran 4 miles yesterday just to avoid getting a Stavo check today
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If I had a friend who was a shredded gnome and I was a fat sack of poo poo (I am), I’d say, bro, get me loving sexy like you, you ain’t doing poo poo except collecting power tools or whatever Instead stav complains about his dad like we don’t all have bad dads; he should complain about his mom who stuffed his little rear end to compensate for whatever was going on there
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I have no doubt Bieber has a huge dick, because it’s funnier if he’s twirling massive hog
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# ¿ May 15, 2025 10:22 |
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slave to my cravings posted:I will never forgive mark normand for loving AT&T lily Wait, what!!!??
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