MLB GDT Week 14: if the glove don't hit, you must acquit

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Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

R.D. Mangles posted:

if the glove don't hit, you must acquit

R.D. Mangles is very good at making quips that turn into good thread titles. Thanks again for this week's title!

https://twitter.com/SNY_Mets/status/1543674563283795969?s=20&t=P2mJkxQoVFc4QeKEbxmFTw

Here's this week's schedule
All games are in eastern time

Monday, July 4 :fsmug:

Marlins vs. Nationals, 11:05am
Rangers vs. Orioles, 1:05pm
Guardians vs. Tigers, 1:10pm _{GAME 1}
Rays vs. Red Sox, 1:35pm
Royals vs. Astros, 4:10pm
Cubs vs. Brewers, 4:10pm
Giants vs. D-Backs, 6:10pm
Guardians vs. Tigers, 6:40pm _{GAME 2}
Mets vs. Reds, 6:40pm
Mariners vs. Padres, 6:40pm
Cardinals vs. Braves, 7:20pm
Twins vs. White Sox, 8:10pm
Blue Jays vs. Athletics, 9:07pm
Rockies vs. Dodgers, 9:10pm

Tuesday, July 5

Mariners vs. Padres, 4:10pm
Mets vs. Reds, 6:40pm
Angels vs. Marlins, 6:40pm
Rangers vs. Orioles, 7:05pm
Nationals vs. Phillies, 7:05pm
Yankees vs. Pirates, 7:05pm
Guardians vs. Tigers, 7:10pm
Rays vs. Red Sox, 7:10pm
Cardinals vs. Braves, 7:20pm
Royals vs. Astros, 8:10pm
Twins vs. White Sox, 8:10pm
Cubs vs. Brewers, 8:10pm
Giants vs. D-Backs, 9:40pm
Blue Jays vs. Athletics, 9:40pm
Rockies vs. Dodgers, 10:10pm

Wednesday, July 6

Guardians vs. Tigers, 1:10pm
Twins vs. White Sox, 2:10pm
Cubs vs. Brewers, 2:10pm
Blue Jays vs. Athletics, 3:37pm
Mets vs. Reds, 6:40pm
Angels vs. Marlins, 6:40pm
Rangers vs. Orioles, 7:05pm
Nationals vs. Phillies, 7:05pm
Yankees vs. Pirates, 7:05pm
Rays vs. Red Sox, 7:10pm
Cardinals vs. Braves, 7:20pm
Royals vs. Astros, 8:10pm
Giants vs. D-Backs, 9:40pm
Rockies vs. Dodgers, 10:10pm

Thursday, July 7

Royals vs. Astros, 2:10pm
Pirates vs. Reds, 2:10pm _{GAME 1}
Nationals vs. Phillies, 4:05pm
Angels vs. Orioles, 7:05pm
Pirates vs. Reds, 7:10pm _{GAME 2}
Marlins vs. Mets, 7:10pm
Yankees vs. Red Sox, 7:10pm
Cardinals vs. Braves, 7:20pm
Tigers vs. White Sox, 8:10pm
Rockies vs. D-Backs, 9:40pm
Giants vs. Padres, 9:40pm
Cubs vs. Dodgers, 10:10pm
Blue Jays vs. Mariners, 10:10pm

Friday, July 8

Rays vs. Reds, 6:40pm
Angels vs. Orioles, 7:05pm
Marlins vs. Mets, 7:10pm
Yankees vs. Red Sox, 7:10pm
Nationals vs. Braves, 7:20pm
Twins vs. Rangers, 8:05pm
Guardians vs. Royals, 8:10pm
Tigers vs. White Sox, 8:10pm
Pirates vs. Brewers, 8:10pm
Phillies vs. Cardinals, 8:15pm
Rockies vs. D-Backs, 9:40pm
Astros vs. Athletics, 9:40pm
Giants vs. Padres, 9:40pm
Cubs vs. Dodgers, 10:10pm
Blue Jays vs. Mariners, 10:10pm

Saturday, July 9

Tigers vs. White Sox, 2:10pm
Phillies vs. Cardinals, 2:15pm
Angels vs. Orioles, 4:05pm
Twins vs. Rangers, 4:05pm
Astros vs. Athletics, 4:07pm
Rockies vs. D-Backs, 4:10pm
Guardians vs. Royals, 4:10pm
Rays vs. Reds, 4:10pm
Nationals vs. Braves, 4:10pm
Marlins vs. Mets, 4:10pm
Pirates vs. Brewers, 4:10pm
Giants vs. Padres, 7:15pm
Yankees vs. Red Sox, 7:15pm
Cubs vs. Dodgers, 10:10pm
Blue Jays vs. Mariners, 10:10pm

Sunday, July 10

Angels vs. Orioles, 12:05pm
Nationals vs. Braves, 1:35pm
Rays vs. Reds, 1:40pm
Marlins vs. Mets, 1:40pm
Guardians vs. Royals, 2:10pm
Tigers vs. White Sox, 2:10pm
Pirates vs. Brewers, 2:10pm
Phillies vs. Cardinals, 2:15pm
Twins vs. Rangers, 2:35pm
Astros vs. Athletics, 4:07pm
Rockies vs. D-Backs, 4:10pm
Cubs vs. Dodgers, 4:10pm
Giants vs. Padres, 4:10pm
Blue Jays vs. Mariners, 4:10pm
Yankees vs. Red Sox, 7:08pm

# ? Jul 4, 2022 07:20

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# ? Jul 4, 2022 12:51

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I just realized we didn�t do the Billy Mays Memorial GDT this year. Who�s responsible?

# ? Jul 4, 2022 13:56

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

Mustache Ride posted:

still cant get over this lol

# ? Jul 4, 2022 14:02

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Johnny Bravo posted:

still cant get over this lol

First base coach Chief Wiggum doin a fine job

# ? Jul 4, 2022 14:48

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

This Marlins/Nationals game is fast! Already 7th inning

# ? Jul 4, 2022 17:38

Ace Jameson: Feb 10, 2006

nice play by mister wendle

# ? Jul 4, 2022 18:58

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

it must be ugly hat day

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:00

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Thanks for the out
https://twitter.com/redsoxstats/status/1544035232814448640

# ? Jul 4, 2022 20:13

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Soto making things interesting in the 9th with a couple walks

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:08

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Can Beth Mowens just be our play by play person?

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:16

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Morel noooooooooo

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:17

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Once again a lefty pitcher with a balk pick off move but it never gets called.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:18

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Oh, right, almost forgot. Odorizzi loving sucks.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:20

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

lol Odorizzi is back to his old self

Lance we need you

# ? Jul 4, 2022 21:55

Mustache Ride: Sep 11, 2001

Kirios posted:

Oh, right, almost forgot. Odorizzi loving sucks.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:03

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

It doesn't have to be this way. Odo is only in there because they're moving to a six man rotation. Just DFA him

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:04

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Jake Odorizzi, knowing he�s a likely candidate to be traded to lovely team soon, doing his best to tank his value.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:08

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

lol Odo has raised his ERA by almost a full run in just 3 innings

e: actually my mistake, he has surpassed that full run. from 3.13 to 4.15

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:09

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Intruder posted:

It doesn't have to be this way. Odo is only in there because they're moving to a six man rotation. Just DFA him

He isn't even being paid that much. It's not even a situation where he's an albatross of a contract and you're trying to get some value out of it. Just move on or send him to the bullpen who are we kidding at this point.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:19

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

these brewers hats are fuckin awful lmao

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:20

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Kirios posted:

He isn't even being paid that much. It's not even a situation where he's an albatross of a contract and you're trying to get some value out of it. Just move on or send him to the bullpen who are we kidding at this point.

The fact that he bitches and whines also doesn't help his case.

Bet he'll blame Lee for his poor performance

MrMidnight fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 4, 2022

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:24

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Odo is so freaking lucky to only give up 5 ER in four innings. That screamed 1.1 IP 8 ER poo poo show to me. There were some really tasty meatballs he kept serving up.

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:30

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

It doesn't help that the lineup is getting absolutely demolished by Heasley

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:33

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Guess he should have bunted

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:03

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

The sad thing is I'm failry confident Odo's start today was supposed to be a showcase to try to drum up trade interest because with the way Javier has pitched he's earned his rotation spot and Lance is hopefully back soon

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:18

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

seiya suzuki inside the park home run hell yeah

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:46

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

SEIYA SUZUKI INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:46

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Get owned Hader!

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:46

Penisaurus Sex: Feb 3, 2009; asdfghjklpoiuyt

Good to see JP back but I already miss Winker

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:48

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

josh hader and his not good day

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:49

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SEIYAAAA

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:49

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Seiya Rules

Hader Drools

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:50

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Royals bad

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:04

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Can't believe that turned into a hit for Yuli, absolute seeing eye bouncer

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:05

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

noooo

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

after all the times the astros let castro hit they're pinch hitting here

it shows dusty CAN pinch hit for a catcher, so why the gently caress did castro get so many abs

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:08

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

i feel like im watching an angels bullpen performance right now

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:10

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

4 pitch walk to tie the game oof

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:11

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wow.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:11

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