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Jul 4, 2022 08:25
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Sorry but what the gently caress?
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Jul 4, 2022 08:57
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Gonna bring my all-time favourite AFP quote over to this thread too: "your hotel coffee pot salmon has cum in it"
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Jul 4, 2022 09:06
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PurpleXVI posted:Sorry but what the gently caress? I believe the consensus was 'frozen processed burger patties with a ranch glaze thing' back when it first showed up
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Jul 4, 2022 09:07
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They look like glazed ceramic burgers.
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Jul 4, 2022 09:09
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KennyMan666 posted:Gonna bring my all-time favourite AFP quote over to this thread too: "your hotel coffee pot salmon has cum in it" Looks bad Todd
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Jul 4, 2022 09:14
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Are you sure they are even patties They look more like some kind of hosed up cookies??? to me
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Jul 4, 2022 09:17
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They look almost like slices of black pudding. Same "unknowable horror sliced from a dense tube of larger horror" vibe.
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Jul 4, 2022 09:17
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OwlFancier posted:They look almost like slices of black pudding. Same "unknowable horror sliced from a dense tube of larger horror" vibe. My first feeling was that they were slices of some super-greasy deep-sea fish or other creature, they've got that weird fish-oil sheen to them.
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Jul 4, 2022 09:20
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ok I’ll gently caress with this though? Some ugnsbakad lax? Hell yes???
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Jul 4, 2022 09:24
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Rotisserie chicken accident from a Facebook friend: My mom was cleaning our attic and found a cheese sandwich packed for lunch in a jacket my brother last used when he was 10.  At the time she found it my brother was 34.
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Jul 4, 2022 09:28
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PurpleXVI posted:Sorry but what the gently caress? Some sort of hosed up gluten free or keto pancakes?
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Jul 4, 2022 09:30
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I believe the consensus was 'frozen processed burger patties with a ranch glaze thing' back when it first showed up One person was convinced it was buckwheat flour pancakes
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Jul 4, 2022 09:35
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It could be those very cheap hamburgers that turn into weird polypous landscapes of unidentifiable congealed fluids when cooked.
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Jul 4, 2022 09:37
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They kinda look like Paua (Abalone) fritters like you might get at a takeaway fish and chip shop in NZ, but I have no idea what the sauce is. So it's probably cum.
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Jul 4, 2022 09:43
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teen witch posted:ok I’ll gently caress with this though? Some ugnsbakad lax? Hell yes??? Those look like peeled, boiled potatoes with some kind of aioli sauce on top (the homemade-ish one, not the industrial mayo-looking thing) and herbs. Would in a hearbeat!
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Jul 4, 2022 10:17
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Shellception posted:Those look like peeled, boiled potatoes with some kind of aioli sauce on top (the homemade-ish one, not the industrial mayo-looking thing) and herbs. Would in a hearbeat! If it’s what I think it is, it’s romsås - crème fraiche, mayo, dill, red onions and roe! And yeah it’s solid with potatoes and lax
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Jul 4, 2022 10:24
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LoudPipesSaveLives posted:I have no idea what the sauce is. So it's probably cum. Is this the first thread title worthy quote from the new thread?
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Jul 4, 2022 10:39
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 Artisanally bespoke grocery sushi, peanut butter crackers, and chef boyardee.  What's more American than peanut butter and cultural appropriation?
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Jul 4, 2022 11:02
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teen witch posted:If it’s what I think it is, it’s romsås - crème fraiche, mayo, dill, red onions and roe! God yes. My Finnish mother in law makes an amazing mix just like this except without the roe. Throw it on some new potatoes and it’s the most delicious thing in the world. Potatoes and cream is why I am a fat.
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Jul 4, 2022 11:17
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Once you're mixing potatoes, creme fraiche and something oniony(chives, actual onions, etc.) then you practically have to go out of your way to screw up the results.
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Jul 4, 2022 11:19
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First of May posted:I might add a dollop of dijon to a glass of limoncello tomorrow. Will report back. Some McGuirk level mixology going on here https://youtu.be/fv4qXREecKM
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Jul 4, 2022 11:23
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You forgot to add the Beef Fizz to the OP.
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Jul 4, 2022 11:49
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Happy America day  
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Jul 4, 2022 12:05
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PurpleXVI posted:Sorry but what the gently caress? Okay, now consider that regular ranch dressing is the "creamy" version, then consider what the non-creamy version would be like. Then slop it on some very well-used sponges.
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Jul 4, 2022 12:18
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teen witch posted:If it’s what I think it is, it’s romsås - crème fraiche, mayo, dill, red onions and roe! It ain't the nicest looking of things, maybe. But it is pretty darn good.
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Jul 4, 2022 12:29
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teen witch posted:If it’s what I think it is, it’s romsås - crème fraiche, mayo, dill, red onions and roe! Oh hell yeah roe dressing? That sounds kickass too, now I want to try some. EDIT: Google suggests it's Canadian! Honey dill sauce - honey, mayonnaise, and dried dill. Shellception has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jul 4, 2022 |
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Jul 4, 2022 13:20
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Games! Petitioning to change the "Midwest Special" square to "Chicago-style" as per this classic https://twitter.com/davedittell/status/675806988572319744?s=20&t=pwXVvnro3Fh-QW5Z_gpIBQ
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Jul 4, 2022 13:28
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No because deep dish is an improvement on the form in every way. Chicago hot dogs are a curse tho so it evens out.
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Jul 4, 2022 13:52
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:No because deep dish is an improvement on the form in every way. A bread bowl full of tomato soup is not pizza. "No pizza rules" doesn't apply here because it isn't even pizza
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Jul 4, 2022 14:10
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its good pizza my dude
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Jul 4, 2022 14:48
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Sirotan posted:Petitioning to change the "Midwest Special" square to "Chicago-style" as per this classic 
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Jul 4, 2022 14:51
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Enfys posted:Happy America day I want to believe this is made from Cotton Candy grapes.
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Jul 4, 2022 14:57
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:A bread bowl full of tomato soup is not pizza. "No pizza rules" doesn't apply here because it isn't even pizza
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Jul 4, 2022 14:59
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evobatman posted:
That’s uh, not that bad for 24 years old
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That’s uh, not that bad for 24 years old Mold on cheese just means it's high class
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I don't think Chicago pizza is a food crime or anything but if you're going for a non-thin Midwest style then I gotta give it to Detroit-style pizza. That's the thicc pie for me.
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