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BIRTHDAY PARTIES OUT (BOOO!!) CONCEPTION DAY PARTIES IN! We all know that you became a living being the moment your drunk dad did a pee into your mom's bellybutton or whatever happen. Gender reveal parties have been pretty en vogue amongst coastal elites but we all know whats coming - Conception Parties. Every year instead of celebrating the day you were born you get to celebrate the day your dad busted a hot fat load into your mom's juicy fruitful womb at dollar beer night in downtown philly. Post cool ideas for kids conception day parties where everyone gets to celebrate not just you but the actual specific moment of the sex act between your parents that created you! I'm thinking lots of dick and pussy themed confections, maybe a bouncy castle shaped like a womb full of floating fetus balloons, a pinata shaped like a Mifepristone tablet> SHARE YOUR PARTY IDEAS I AM A PROFESSIONAL PARTY PLANNER AND I NEED IDEAS.
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Jul 6, 2022 11:05
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I just have a lot of half birthdays.
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Jul 6, 2022 11:27
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An abortion!
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Jul 6, 2022 12:01
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A sundae on the cum day
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Jul 6, 2022 12:17
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Make sure you scoop up some cum every time you have sex. Since the only point of sex is procreation, your future child is going to want to see where they came from. Ultrasound photos? BOR-ING! Some cum in a jar? Hello new pinterest idea!
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Jul 6, 2022 13:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA "We conceived!"
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Jul 6, 2022 13:08
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Hire actors to dress up like the parents and re-enact the moment. Pin the sperm on the ovum. Walk the dirt road of non-existence.
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Jul 6, 2022 13:15
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A traditional garb that resembles a ripped condom
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Jul 6, 2022 13:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Pin the sperm on the ovum. Nice! Thread relevant AND existential terror!
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Jul 6, 2022 13:19
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Invite your friends over for a nice dinner or something, don't tell them about the fact that you just had sex. At some point, bring out a plate of cream pies. "Guys, are you telling us?" "Yup! We had sex, I sprayed a BUNCH of cum in my wife's vagina!" Everyone claps and "chows down" on the cream pies. Walla!
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Jul 6, 2022 13:23
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Serve pulled pork topped with cream
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Jul 6, 2022 13:24
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Colonel Cancer posted:Serve pulled pork topped with cream CAREFULLY THOUGH!!!! don't wanna get the whole party pregnant!!!
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Jul 6, 2022 13:28
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The mother throws a handful of the father's cum over her shoulder and the childless or barren woman that it hits will be the next to become pregnant or so the tradition holds.
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Jul 6, 2022 13:39
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Everyone gets a turkey baster filled with milk. Targets are set up all around the house. Aim carefully, anything that lands outside the target is a wasted sperm and, therefore, a dead child.
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Jul 6, 2022 13:43
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The mother throws a handful of the father's cum over her shoulder and the childless or barren woman that it hits will be the next to become pregnant or so the tradition holds. Lmao jfc
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Jul 6, 2022 13:44
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Traditional dinner conversation is always a brief reminiscence by the parents of the rough date and time of conception, then everyone takes their turn to share where they were at and what they were doing when it all went up, then down.
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Jul 6, 2022 13:56
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There's a whole cookbook of recipe ideas if you are looking for catering
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Jul 6, 2022 14:03
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Jul 6, 2022 14:08
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A big sign along the fireplace that reads I CUMMED MY WIFE in big bubble letters
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Jul 6, 2022 15:12
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Nice nice, just came (like in the regular sense) from an abortion party and boy are my forceps tired. Kind of a downer really, Pizza was cold and the caterer didn’t even bring the cream pies.  Anyways I brought a speculum and a projector so who wants to get in the stirrups and see the little burst of light when the sperm enters the egg? 
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Jul 6, 2022 15:31
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Think pinata, but it's your wife fighting her way out of a latex balloon while everyone sprays her with silly string. When she finally emerges, she's got candy.
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Jul 6, 2022 15:49
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Deviled eggs for appetizers, but they’re full of nothing but mayonnaise.
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Jul 6, 2022 16:08
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that girl from ohio that pooped her pants and terrified everyone on campus with her AR says life begins at conception, and yet also says her newborn is 2 months old
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Jul 6, 2022 16:10
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a big cum cannon pointed at the party the whole time, no idea when it'll blow.
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Jul 6, 2022 16:10
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Yell IM CUMMIN instead of HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Jul 6, 2022 16:10
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Just keep drinkin' till all pants are removed, as is tradition.
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Jul 6, 2022 16:12
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Take photos every time you jerk off, let everyone in your family know you're "trying for a baby".
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Jul 6, 2022 16:16
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PUSSY DRIP CANYON IS DELIGHTED TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BABY JOSHUA 3 FREE TOP SHELF SPIRIT MONSTER JUGS IF HE LASTS....35...ITS 35 ROTATIONS ON THE CORAL CASION PRESENTS MONSTER MAW DROP RIDE
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Jul 6, 2022 16:16
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Instead of the host greeting everyone with a "welcome", the guests greet the host with "well cum"
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Jul 6, 2022 16:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:A traditional garb that resembles a ripped condom Pretty sure that the many Paris fashion shows have some real good inspiration for this. old beast lunatic posted:a big cum cannon pointed at the party the whole time, no idea when it'll blow. After it blows the balls on the cannon open up to reveal gifts inside for the children at the party
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Jul 6, 2022 16:38
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when my dad shot me into my mom he screamed this will be the gayest baby ever! broken clock rear end bama
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Jul 6, 2022 17:23
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A Fancy Hat posted:Ultrasound photos? BOR-ING! Some cum in a jar? Hello new pinterest idea! I am SO far ahead of you here
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Jul 6, 2022 18:34
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Not being sure if it was your 'Dad' that knocked up your mother with phat spunk or his buddy Richie who tagged in and did a flying star splash off the bed post/turnbuckle while wearing a luchador mask and demanded to be called 'El Rico' while filling that flesh cup just adds to the magical mystery tour we call life.
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Jul 6, 2022 18:36
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it’s too early to rub mommy’s baby bump, so instead partygoers rub daddy’s baby bulge
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Jul 6, 2022 18:52
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The balls are injected with dye to correspond with the assigned gender of the future child
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Jul 6, 2022 20:39
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A Fancy Hat posted:Everyone gets a turkey baster filled with milk. Targets are set up all around the house. Aim carefully, anything that lands outside the target is a wasted sperm and, therefore, a dead child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
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Jul 6, 2022 20:42
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I was conceived in a butt
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Jul 6, 2022 20:45
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MrQwerty posted:that girl from ohio that pooped her pants and terrified everyone on campus with her AR says life begins at conception, and yet also says her newborn is 2 months old Nuke Ohio
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Jul 6, 2022 22:05
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The Running of the Sperm: To celebrate the incredible sperm that made it all the men at the party race towards a single doorway. The first to make it through wins a prize.
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Jul 6, 2022 22:33
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Party game idea: Every guy jacks off into a shared cup and the wife of the last person to cum has to take a load from a turkeybaster
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Jul 6, 2022 22:36
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