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Almost done, folks. Let's keep the draft picks rolling. Edit for current order: Jordan7hm (skipped) fawning deference (skipped) DO YALL WANT A BOXC (drafting) corn on the cop (on deck) fawning deference T-Bone Duckman2008 Illuminado TheMissingJagr NutShellBill fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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lol whoops, guess ill pick in a bit
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Aug 26, 2022 18:41
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Atlanta is taking John Madden as an extra forward. KC is taking Nikolai Khabibulin to backup Brodeur.
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Aug 26, 2022 19:36
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Craig Janney 88-96 He was pretty good, solid 4th line scoring guy for this team. e: McDavid is definitely gonna gently caress his wife though
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Aug 26, 2022 20:21
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BOXC skipped, so Quebec selects an unheralded puck-moving defenseman from the Dead Puck Era in Rovert Svehla (1995-00). Shanahan - Mikita - Makarov Moore - MacKinnon - Perry Naslund - Kesler - Maltsev Lehtinen - Carbonneau - Larmer Stone Lidstrom - Horton Howe - Foote McDonagh - Svehla Roy X
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Aug 26, 2022 20:44
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T-Bone selects Eddie Giacomin.
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Aug 26, 2022 22:44
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My friends , we are almost at the end of our journey. And for the journey for my team , there really is only one head coach appropriately terrible enough to coach this dogshit garbage team. The Flyers pick: you already know Date of Crime: May 18, 2015      Kharlamov — Clarke —- Vandevelde Sharp —- Sittler —- Holmgren Brendl —- Syd Howe —- Nystrom McCarty —- Lehtera —- Podein Desjardins — Andrew MacDonald Luke Schenn —- Risto Crossman —- Tony D Hextall Bryz Hakstol
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Aug 26, 2022 22:59
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The San Jose Sharks Select...  Elias Pettersson (2018 - Present)
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Aug 27, 2022 00:08
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Jagr wants Sebastian Aho 2018-Present
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Aug 27, 2022 17:01
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T-Bone posted:Jagr wants Sebastian Aho 2018-Present The Isles defenseman?
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Aug 27, 2022 17:22
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Also if I’m right Jagr’s actually back up for the pick on the turn. NutShellBill needs two picks as does taste. My two will be in in a bit.
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Aug 27, 2022 17:31
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I’M RUNNIN’ OUTTA DA SAUCE DAT I USE FOR-A DA POSTS HEY WOAH Rangers take Tony Tanti (1983-88) and Michael Del Zotto (2011-12)
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Aug 27, 2022 17:35
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Part of the reason the Maple Leafs are the logo for sports frustration is their inability to see the forest for the trees. What if you had a guy who was capable of: 20-25 goals a year Played hockey like "A clumsy puppy chasing a ball" (endless stamina) Skated like the wind Killed penalties Added toughness Was so popular that THEY WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM THAT TOPPED THE CHARTS IN CANADA FOR 3 MONTHS Naturally, the Leafs cut his playing time and then traded him, where he then resumed his career, just as good as when they used to play him. A recurring theme in the Ballard years, but also one they've stuck with in recent times. Kessel? Fat, hot dog eating son of a bitch. Get him out of here! (Wins cups in Pittsburgh) Larry Murphy? What a loving cancer. Ship him off for a song! (Wins 2 cups in Detroit) Alexander Steen? A nice piece, but ship him to St. Louis. He's too soft to ever be on a Cup winning team. (St. Louis sends their love) Kadri!!! You've hosed our playoff chances for the last time. I hear Colorado will never be in playoffs again. HAS to be done. (whoops) It's like a conga line of poo poo player evaluation. And I'm not even looking at the trades that were just comically bad, or the Ballard era. Letterkenny selects "The Great Entertainer", "The Clown" LW Eddie Shack (1967-73) Clear the track, here comes Shack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqvNfez5zBA
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Aug 27, 2022 18:47
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Taxi pick! I actually strongly considered this guy instead of Federko, but he kinda scrubbed out in the NHL. Letterkenny selects the greatest player in WHA history C André Lacroix (1972-78) 79 goals and 119 assists for 198 points in 325 games in the NHL. 251 goals and 547 assists for 798 points in 551 games in the WHA. Named to the WHA's First All-Star Team in 1973, 1974 and 1975. Won the Bill Hunter Trophy as the WHA's leading scorer in 1973 and 1975. Scored one hundred points or more in six consecutive seasons, a mark achieved by only six other major professional players. The WHA's all-time leader in games played, assists (by nearly two hundred) and points (by over a hundred). Fourth all-time in WHA history in goals scored. He played in the 1974 Summit Series and had 7 points in 8 games. He should be all right to fill in, if needed. My 3rd 5'8" centre, though.
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Aug 27, 2022 18:54
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The Scouts finish up their four lines with 2016-22 Evgeny Kuznetsov. This was a partially failed gimmick but still produced a pretty fun team and that first line rocks. Bure-Fedorov-Mogilny Palffy-DSavard-Bondra Panarin-Kuznetsov-Kaprizov Yakushev-Larionov-Kozlov Zubov-Gonchar Carlson-Clancy Visnvosky-Hughes Tverdovsky Brodeur Khabibulin Coach: Al Arbour
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Aug 27, 2022 22:10
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Jagr wants Barry Pederson 81-88, who is I think the first player drafted I have no memory/awareness of although he had some great seasons in the 80s. Rockies Apps-H.Richard-Hedberg Tonelli-Sanderson-Verbeek Aho-Muller-Kessel Hadfield-Vi.Kozlov-Pederson Niedermayer-Salming Suter-Carlyle Greschner-S.Jones C.White Plante Vachon Coach Toe Blake I'll take Ryan O'Reilly 2017-Present. I think Rantanen would actually start off as a scratch on this team maybe? Whalers G.Perreault-Béliveau-Kurri Elias-Sakic-Hejduk Firsov-Francis-Tarasenko G.Roberts-R.O'Reilly-Pavelski Rantanen Harvey-Murphy Ozolinsh-Boyle Kasatonov-Spurgeon Vasilevskiy Giacomin Coach Mike Sullivan T-Bone fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Aug 27, 2022 |
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Aug 27, 2022 22:18
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Need a strong goaltender with a proven track record who can take on tough minutes in case Roy goes down to injury. Quebec will select one of the all-time great American goaltenders in John Vanbiesbrouck who was one of the league's best goaltenders from 1991-97, and probably the most substantial reason the Panthers were competitive right out of the gate. Shanahan - Mikita - Makarov Moore - MacKinnon - Perry Naslund - Kesler - Maltsev Lehtinen - Carbonneau - Larmer Stone Lidstrom - Horton Howe - Foote McDonagh - Svehla Roy Vanbiesbrouck
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Aug 27, 2022 22:25
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The Atlanta Thrashers take their extra defensemen, 3-time Cup winner Brent Seabrook from 2010-16. Lindsay-Messier-CLemieux PMahovlich-Trottier-FMahovlich Barber-Kopitar-Leach Tikkanen-Goring-Lemaire ex: Madden Stevens-Savard Laperriere-Rafalski Duchesne-Daneyko ex: Seabrook Hall Richter
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Aug 27, 2022 22:29
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Illuminado takes Filip Forsberg.
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Aug 28, 2022 00:06
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Ottawa is going to need a good goalie to play behind them, and while this guy’s career maybe didn’t go the way the team wanted it to, he was nonetheless an absurdly good playoff goalie for a few years there. https://twitter.com/LAKings/status/218436839265148931?s=20&t=r5q8XRvcbbZ59rrto0uqcw 2011-2016 2 cups, a deserved Conn Smythe, three top 5 vezina years. He has a lifetime .939 in the Stanley cup finals. That’s the guy I’m taking.
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Aug 28, 2022 01:52
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I believe Jordan is up again for Renfrew. Orlando x2 (t a s t e), Philadelphia (Duck), Montreal (BOXC), Cleveland (Ginette), California (JawKnee), and Adelaide x2 (VOTE) owe selections.
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Aug 28, 2022 05:18
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It would not be a dogshit Flyers team, without having 3 goalies to crush our hopes. And there are both a lot of choices for a 3rd one, but come on, there is really only one option. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEuUXLFbV9A Flyers pick: Michael Leighton Date of Crime: June 9, 2010 Kharlamov — Clarke —- Vandevelde Sharp —- Sittler —- Holmgren Brendl —- Syd Howe —- Nystrom McCarty —- Lehtera —- Podein Desjardins — Andrew MacDonald Luke Schenn —- Risto Crossman —- Tony D Hextall Bryz Leighton Hakstol
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Aug 28, 2022 12:31
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I guess I need a backup goalie still I've been trying to avoid taking still active players, but I can't resist grabbing Marc-Andre Fleury, 2011-2021 
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Aug 28, 2022 21:48
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JawKnee posted:I guess I need a backup goalie still Lmao always perfect choice of a picture for him.
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Aug 28, 2022 22:00
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I'll take everyone's favorite chud Tim Thomas who for a period of time there was the best goalie in the world. 2007-11 Matthews-Datsyuk-Jagr Zetterberg-Thornton-Bossy Guentzel-Nieuwendyk-Middleton Zubrus-Holik-Linden Brad Richards Vasiliev-Letang Timonen-Doughty Lowe-Stackhouse Smith Thomas Head coach: Jon Cooper
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Aug 28, 2022 22:25
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proposing we forgo the final few rounds and just have everyone make their final few selections impromptu to end this deadlock
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Aug 29, 2022 01:56
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The Scouts take 2001-10 Evgeny Nabokov as their third string goalie and 2007-13 Alexander Semin as an extra forward.code:fawning deference fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Aug 29, 2022 |
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Aug 29, 2022 02:30
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The seals need some goons to do terrible things on the ice, and with that in mind they're going to select Dave Schultz, 1972-1978, and Tie Domi, 1991-1997
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Aug 29, 2022 02:33
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Final team ends up looking like:code:
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Aug 29, 2022 02:38
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The Thrashers take 07-14 Dustin Brown as an extra forward and am breaking my Cup gimmick rule to take one of the most underrated goalies ever, 1980-90 Mike Liut.code:fawning deference fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Aug 29, 2022 |
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Aug 29, 2022 02:38
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The Vancouver Canucks select.... Arturs Irbe 91-01
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Aug 29, 2022 02:49
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Austin selects D Jyrki Lumme 91-96, and C Mike Bullard 1983-88 Goulet/Lemieux/St.Louis Propp/Gilmour/Dye Gainey/Barkov/Kerr Bellows/Savard/Stoughton Coffey/Subban Pilote/Brown Reinhart/Green Tretiak Bower Taxi folk: D Jyrki Lumme and C Mike Bullard HC Bob Johnston
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Aug 29, 2022 03:21
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Quebec will close out their selections with a wrecking ball in Mike Richards (2007-11) and an excellent puckmover in Mathieu Schneider (2002-07)  code:
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Aug 29, 2022 13:47
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corn on the cop posted:proposing we forgo the final few rounds and just have everyone make their final few selections impromptu to end this deadlock In speaking with folks from the Discord, we're comfortable putting this into effect. If you're still around, please make your remaining selections as soon as you're able to do so. Thanks y'all for participating.
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Aug 29, 2022 13:49
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I’ll finish of the Minnesota North Stars later today but let me just get my backup goalie pick in.... We select....  Miikka Kiprusoff 03-12
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Aug 29, 2022 14:29
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corn on the cop posted:In speaking with folks from the Discord, we're comfortable putting this into effect. If you're still around, please make your remaining selections as soon as you're able to do so. Thanks y'all for participating. Letterkenny will wrap things up with the taxi picks of D Reijo Ruotsolainen (1981-86) AND LW Steve Sullivan (1999-2010)
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Aug 29, 2022 16:11
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my b I'll take Bill Guerin (98-02), Ryan Callahan (2010-15), and Bryan McCabe (2001-06). The incomparable Roger Neilson will coach. Final Roster - Orlando Gimmick - only players who played for the original six, though not necessarily at their peaks. Max four per team. Pat Kane - Howie Morenz - Maurice Richard Theo Fleury - Dave Keon - Rod Gilbert Taylor Hall - Jonathan Toews - Ken Hodge Adam Graves - Michael Peca - Ray Whitney x: Bill Guerin, Ryan Callahan I went heavy on defense early, so less offensively gifted two-way standouts had to be the move. Ray Bourque - Red Kelly Slava Fetisov - Shea Weber Duncan Keith - Charlie McAvoy x: Bryan McCabe It's a pretty good defense. Ed Belfour Carey Price Hapy enough with this.
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Aug 29, 2022 16:53
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To finish off the team, the Minnesota North Stars select.... Hometown boy Anders Lee 2014- And  Coach Dick Irvin 42-52 I’ll post my final write up later
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Aug 29, 2022 19:30
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I'll take Andy Greene 2012-2016 when he should have made the Olympic team and Sean Couturier 2017-2021. Two classy defensively dominant players who can fill in wherever in my lineup. G.Perreault-Béliveau-Kurri Elias-Sakic-Hejduk Firsov-Francis-Tarasenko G.Roberts-R.O'Reilly-Pavelski Rantanen/Couturier Harvey-Murphy Kasatonov-Boyle A.Greene-Spurgeon Ozolinsh Vasilevskiy Giacomin Coach Mike Sullivan
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Wrapping up my team, we take Ben Bishop 2013-19, who had a pretty good peak before injuries got him. Could have had a nice later career. We also take 6'7" Peter Worrell 1995-02. One of my favorites of the late 90s goons. I started in 95 because there are many stories of him beating the poo poo out of racist QMJHL parents/fans while in full gear before/during/after games. Not sure who the gently caress would have been stupid enough to start poo poo with Peter Worrell at any point, but I love that he was PPG and also had 460 PIMs in 60 games. Great junior career. We also take Andy Sutton 2001-10. Really should not have been playing post-lockout. He was absolutely feared as a hitter and big rear end idiot. Just good enough to really gently caress guys up. Had a great pairing with Garnet Exelby, who is unfortunately too small for my team. Finally, we break that one rule and take Sean Avery 2005-11. A supremely effective player, he was the best agitator I've ever seen. Only Matthew Barnaby can come close. Avery had a unique ability to tilt guys so hard that he changed the way the opposing teams played. I will unironically argue that he had as big an impact at times as having like Ovechkin on the off-wing. Guys just totally forgot about the game and started trying to even scores, take runs, etc. I'm actually going to move Lucic to the bench to play him because any game that turns into a physical/angry battle is one that my team is gonna win. Ideally, Avery can just tilt guys and then get them trying to play physical against Lindros/Pronger/Hatcher/Byfuglien/etc. Nash-Lindros-Bertuzzi Kovalchuk-Malkin-Stevens Primeau-Lecavalier-Daze Avery-Otto-Simon ex: Worrell, Lucic Pronger-Chara Hedman-Byfuglien D. Hatcher-Marchment ex: Sutton Rinne Bishop HC: John Ferguson, Sr. My gimmick is huge/mean guys. With the addition of Avery, my goal is basically to get the game into a slogged physical battle, then intimidate the poo poo out of the enemy team. I don't know if my team is the best, but I 100% think that it's the team that the rest of the teams would least want to play. My team would definitely be best under the 93-2004 rules/meta. My lines ended up being: 6'4" - 6'4" - 6'3" 6'3" - 6'3" - 6'3" 6'5" - 6'4" - 6'6" 5'10" - 6'4" - 6'3" ex: 6'7", 6'4" 6'6" - 6'9" 6'6" - 6'5" 6'6" - 6'2" ex: 6'6" 6'5" 6'7" DO YALL WANT A BOXC fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Aug 29, 2022 |
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