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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Roth posted:

As much as I enjoy seeing Bust Rodd get clowned on, I think a dumb post and a melodramatic rebuttal is really stretching the definition of a saga

You gotta admit that "you're literally doing a disservice to actual clowns" is a pretty fuckin solid insult though

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



RFC2324 posted:

I followed a couple of those links and it looks like the target of all that mockery went on to discover they are trans

realistically this applies to at least a solid 20% of goons

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

That's pretty funny. I'm curious how long some of the oldest threads have been going on that are still active. I was surprised to find out the other day that one of the games threads I post on has been going for a decade, and there've gotta be older ones still going strong.

"COMPLETELY 100% OFFICIAL 'REQUEST IMAGES' THREAD, part two" in this very forum has been going since 2006.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Starbucks managed to thrive in Canada for two main reasons. One, Vancouver is basically just Seattle with healthcare instead of guns, and two, Tim Hortons took an enormous nosedive in the early 2000s to the point that they failed to renegotiate their exclusivity contract for The Good Coffee and McDonald's of all chains scooped it right out from underneath them.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Yeah, it was the Secret FYAD List guy who was convinced that neopets was a cryptofascist code word, and iirc the neopets drama was the scandal about it being operated by an arm of the church of scientology.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Honky Dong Country posted:

I mean iunno about any of that scientology crap you're thinking of but some people definitely got mad about the neopets chat in one of the previous sagas thread because it was an fyad poster asking about it

I looked up the timeline and the neopets scientology thing was a few years before neopets secret fyad nazis list guy, so, unrelated, but still funny.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



This discussion reminded me that the cholesterol clubhouse exists and my life has been drastically improved for it.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Roth posted:

Isn't GIP mostly just dudes who retired from the military/trying to get out?

Yeah GiP is like 90% folks who got all kinds of traumatically hosed up in Operation Useless Dirt and 10% non-veterans who read the Current Events and Ukraine threads there because they're really good news discussion threads.

Similarly conservatives got run out of TFR a couple years back (rest in piss pcos bill) and there are multiple LGBTQ+-related threads and a thread literally dedicated to cataloguing racist and fascist shitheads in the firearms industry so the "gun nut" forum is now the antifascist queer self defense forum but good luck trying to convince someone like CascadeBeta that.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



I forgot about all the people who requested sassy gif bans from KM after the reveal of FYAD being the good guys instead of just autobanning like a proper flameout

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That stupid image is burned into my memory.

In fact I expect the last conscious flicker I experience when I die is going to be a memory of some dumb forums drama. I'll be rocking back and forth in an Alzheimer's care unit giggling about the baba booey mod as I die while the nurses shake their heads sadly because I'd long since forgotten my own name.

My last words will be "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



SirSamVimes posted:

I thought the image was of questionably aged characters in the vague anime way (but was still gross as hell) and the story got telephoned into it being literal loli porn

IIRC there wasn't any genitalia but it was clearly aimed at the "actually, she's a 900 year old dragon" market

pretty sure I followed up that saga with a healthy dose of grain alcohol to forget the small details though

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Antivehicular posted:

I believe the image in question was a scantily-clad, pantsless witch sitting on some guy's face and farting, where both the witch and the guy were in that standard anime "ambiguous teen-ish, definitely don't look like adults" age? No actual genitalia shown, but obvious spank material, and immensely weird to put in as someone's probation for a random shitpost in CineD.

right where'd I put that everclear

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



DaysBefore posted:

Yeah sagas are great for finding secondary stories. It'll be a funny thread from five years ago and you'll see like five perma'd posters who got booted for racist rants, or posting death threats because they got owned in a politics slapfight, or an embarrassing ban me thread about how cool their new offsite is (offsite no longer available). Totally owns

SA permas are kind of like fractals in that regard. You can click through them seemingly endlessly finding sagas that get more and more goony until suddenly the sun is up and you have to be at work in an hour.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



ulvir posted:

that autobanning reminds me of the time right after “the troubles” when the eternal rage elementals looked at every minute thing to get very angry and pearl-clutchy about, like ADTRW’s name, emoticons etc, and threw a giant hissyfit in QCS over the “a whore of a thread!” line in autobans

That was also the one where someone made a thread called "get rid of The Firing Range and Goons in Platoons" and the end result was the admins renaming them to Tender Friendly Rambos and The Internet VFW respectively and calling it done

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



When the admins and astral still call it "the gas chamber" you know the renaming was a failure

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Can’t remember if it was SS or some other lovely offsite but yeah something like that

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



UHD posted:

parasocial behavior isn’t a new phenomena, live streaming just makes it much easier to indulge (and exploit)

Yep, and it's always been able to push people to some insane ends, all the way up to doing the kind of poo poo that joking about on the forums earns you a permaban.

40 years ago it was Jodie Foster, in the 2020s it'll be a drawing of a "900 year old demon princess" that looks like a cartoon child

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Ibram Gaunt posted:

Every version of the "weird fanart thread ;)" on this site has been people just posting the fetish artwork they jack off to while going "whoa haha..isnt something like this crazy...? Who makes this stuff....??"

Also applies to the DeviantArt threads

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



The idea of guy mann getting banned from furry conventions for guy manning them up is making me laugh

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



RFC2324 posted:

this is a separate incident for the 14 inch dude who was couch surfing with goons across the country til he hosed up, but at the request of the people involved we really don't talk about that story much

correct, at the request of the goon(s) directly involved in that one we shoved it into the memory hole out of respect for the goon and his family directly victimized by it. that plus the dude's final rapsheet entry should be enough to explain what happened there.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



some plague rats posted:

Seriously why the gently caress has hedrigall not been banned yet. Who is reading his posts and going "yes I definitely want to hear more from this absolute freak"

a number of mods have not gotten the memo that lowtax gave himself a 5.7mm exit strategy and that they can go back to banning people now that rereg fees no longer go to his box wine and percocet habit

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Azathoth posted:

The idea of an ersatz hotdog is genuinely frightening, and I routinely eat gas station food.

Gas station hot dogs can go either way. Ersatz hot dogs you know for a fact aren’t right.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

every hot dog is the same, in that it will never be better than "okay" or "pretty good"

Costco hot dogs achieve the level of “solid” but that’s mostly because of the price

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



sweet geek swag posted:

I am an ex wow player who isn't particularly fond of Blizzard, and my opinion is that hating anything as much as some of the people in the Blizzwatch thread hate Blizzard is not healthy for you.

the blizzlols thread makes me glad dragonflight is looking good

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Literally A Person posted:

That's totally the one I was thinking of. I remember the only time I ever talked to the person they talked about guitars. Like a lot. Like, too much.

IIRC their stupid mistake that got them outed as a pedo was retweeting it on an account that was literally their SA username followed by "SA". Like, good work, dipshit.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



IGgy IGsen posted:

The mocking hsppened elsewhere, where grover had no power. I don't think anyone posted the thread(s) before. I sure wasn't around so I'm just going by what someone said when I asked that question a few Sagas threads ago.

Grover would press buttons on people for mod sass a lot. He used to slap people for bringing up his hilariously bad Iraq War predictions.

Grover posted:

How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days
Will Saddam be killed? Yes
Total Iraqi civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iraq: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iraqi army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Saddam sacrifice Baghdad (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iran do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iraq? ~15 years
Will the Iraq war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the baghdad bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Metis of the Hallway posted:

I was very confused about what the blizz thread was when it moved to games. I thought it was a discussion thread for the blizzard sexual harassment news but it wasn't, so I ended up not knowing how to help moderate it. But now it's somewhere else and I don't have to worry about it. But also, I don't get to probate stux as often anymore, so maybe that's my loss.

Anyway, that's my worthless recollection!

edit: I only have ONE probe on the first page of stux's rap sheet. this is a disgrace. I must correct it immediately-- ah, gently caress he's sixered again.

When it became clear that blizzard wasn't going to die, "blizzard deathwatch" turned into "echo chamber for self-flagellating former blizzard fans" and it stopped being funny

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Lady Radia posted:

yea i really dont blame the folks who left for B&R when the lowtax stuff came out and all that. STAYING there though???

it's extremely telling what they were actually wanting out of it when they decided to open a furry roleplaying forum and an admin unironically used the phrase "first off, believe women, which means believe me"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



pentyne posted:

SR3 was a miracle it worked because it was basically GTA5-lite with what would now likely be referred to Rick&Morty-esque humor.

Yeah, the back half of that game started to get off the rails pretty quick. SR4 doesn't even really have anything to do with Saints Row.

I'm rather liking the new one. It's got some bugs but it feels more like 2 than 3 did imo.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Coincidentally, there is now a thread for Sakurai’s YouTube channel with the title “Masahiro Sakurai on Making Games |OT| Representation Matters” made by a user with the title “spotlighting black excellence” and the member role “diversity analyst”

There is no way that person doesn’t have that proudly front and center on the work experience section of their resume lmao

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Spanish Manlove posted:

I wish you guys could edit that entry and remove every other post on it because man there's some really dumb and bad poo poo there

the proposal/reality one is pretty good tho

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Lady Radia posted:

we take no responsibility for this. donald pentium was hilarious

e: fwiw the skylark stuff i think was around when YOSPOS still did their gross rear end fuckin "poors out of yospos" bullshit. yospos really really sucked for a very long time

graph still sucks but that's because he'll ban for a gundam but logs off and sticks his fingers in his ears when tori runs someone off the forums entirely

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Nuns with Guns posted:

Was it MisterBibs who got called out in some Red Letter Media livestream as saying something remarkably dumb in the chat?

Yep. I was trying to find the clip earlier but it’s Jack saying something along the lines of “MisterBibs, you are HORRIBLY incorrect!”

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Their re:View of Freddy Got Fingered is probably the most analysis anyone has ever put into that absolute trashfire of a movie, and it's impressive that they managed to get like 30 minutes of discussion on tape for it.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




the best part of all this in retrospect is that basically everyone quoted other than CoaD is banned for being some kind of sex pest

"first of all, believe women, which means believe me"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Still not sure why LF and YCS got reincarnated, was it just 'let's be less poo poo this time' or what

reincarnating LF seemed like their thought process was "if we contain all the tankies in one spot, we can ban them all in one go!" and then they forgot the second half of that idea

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



The Shortest Path posted:

I'll never not lol a bit whenever I remember that a goon put a bunch of stuff in that game.

rope kid/Josh Sawyer is a good dude and as mentioned a few pages ago has the patience of a loving saint for not just cutting ties with SA after genuinely engaging MisterBibs for loving pages in earnest.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



nuke, mirage, and cache are the best maps. d2 is a perfectly designed cs map but that also makes it a bit less fun. inferno blows

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



HotS was fun because it was so much less sweaty. Then that died and now I play a few matches of League a week with my friends under duress.

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