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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Before setting up the goon fund the guy running it posted a bunch about his love of casino gambling. Probably just a coincidence though lol

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Goons are so god damned stupid

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Behold, the goon mind operating at peak capacity:

smarxist posted:

i don't think plinkey is a scammer, he seems like a bit of a booj guy with some money to blow who had a good few months at the casino

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I'm the incessant posting about loving casino food

quote:

i just checked and i still have 275 in casino food coupons, guess imma go get another offensive steak sometime this week

quote:

yeah, that's what happened, i was up all night friday into saturday, then was determined to stay up and go use my casino food credits before they expired (places only opened at 5pm on saturdays), got home at like 9ish and went to sleep and got up around 4-5 this afternoon

it was worth it to use those food coupons





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Time to go collect like $300 in free food credit from the casino.

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lol, i have $500 in casino eats, want to go to gordon ramsey tomorrow?

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I need a casino sandwich bad

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the pizza place at the casino is actually pretty good, its like 12 bucks for a 14ish inch pizza with all the toppings you want, i think i got pepperoni, ham, sausage, mushrooms, onions and banana peppers

they also sell 24 oz tall boys for 6 bucks

it's the most baltimore casino

i wonder if i could ask them to fold one in half next time to make a stromb

quote:

i have leftover casino pizza, good luck on your sandwich adventure

quote:

yeah, i know


i might go get a big fat steak tomorrow at the casino, i have over $200 of food credits to use before the 22nd, then go casually make like 5k at craps

Plinkey posted:

i wish i had a porkchop right now

i got a cheesesteak at guy fierie's restaurant at the casino last night it was pretty :sad:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Paladinus posted:

Wait, what?

tbf him having very fat fingers sounds like it’s likely to be true

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Until we see some numbers I’m going to assume he’s gorging himself on hideous casino cheese steak sandwiches while giving 20 goons 50 bucks each and throwing smarxist a 20 dollar bone every now and then to come and defend him. The smartest cspam goon.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Cuttlefush posted:

i mean, yeah. there is a tattle tale quality to people who aren't donating to or requesting funds from this being the only ones saying it is a scam and must be shut down. i dont think anyone here actually gives a poo poo about some computer toucher or dod employee cspammer throwing funny money away and it is weird to act like you're protecting the poor goons of cspam from being taken advantage of.

You don’t have to be a ‘tattle tale’ to think it’s hilarious that the biggest and longest running community action on the angry socialist forum is an opaque patreon run by an inveterate gambler.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
smarxist is a forums treasure

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Incredible morons like smarxist being to be able to post makes the forums better and you could probably ban him a 1000 times and he’ll be able to keep coming back as long as he’s the gambling fund hype man.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
If you want to know how worthless cspam can be just remember the time a thread celebrated the ‘nice shot placement’ when the self-appointed chaz cops murdered an unarmed black teen and covered it up.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

pentyne posted:

Huh, the post linking to the CHAZ shooting in CSPAM is in a hidden thread.

Crazy, huh.

Someone quoted before the thread was hidden and it's as bad as you think, a bunch of so called leftists cheerleading a "hosed around and found out" murder because their side was doing it

Of course smarxist is the first brain dead guy quoted wrt chaz

Lmao

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I run an offsite goons.txt-like for goon discords and catch some things sometimes.

Coolzone Chaz shooting was one of those. It's a bit long since the argument was so loving deranged and it went on for days before the mods started nuking anyone who even mentioned the shooting at all to shut down the criticism. It was all lost when the mods memoryholed the thread because of the tinytoes shooter getting indirectly encouraged by these same lunatics and their posting environment.

For the record it was two kids doing donuts in the park and the Call of Duty cosplayers opened fire on them causing a panic which got them executed. There is unclear video with audio of the "Chief Of Security" telling the one still living child "Still not dead yet?" before he too was executed.

Last time I brought it up some cspam ****** got banned for doubling down on how justified it was

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
They’ll get something right, some time

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lmao

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Post through it plinkey. The goose is not dead yet

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I enjoy when they do Just. gently caress. Off. style posting

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Keep asking for money
Yell at anyone who questions you
Assault your borderline girlfriend
Need to pay child support
Kill yourself
All’s well that ends well

Works every time

lol

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