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Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific

pre:

Scrap: 6	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
_{Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.}
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
⨻ HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
_{Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 _{(2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)}
� 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical _{(Automatically spend a med when damaged)}
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1HP)} 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy _{(fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)}
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcFPQy-xWwU
Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: 💊Poison - 람다람 RAMDARAM

^{^{*bingbong-bingbong-bingbong-bingbong-bingbong-bingbong-b....*}}

"One last Sl��sy for the road," Jennywine promised herself in vain.

*Clink*
*Clank*
*Clunk*

*K-Chunk*

*Squeeeeaak*
*Clank*

*pfFFFTSzzzz*
*Glugglugglugglugglug*
Aaugh....

^{^{*BINGbong* "Please Note: The safety zone is not for subcontractees below Kiwi Bronze, please have your papers ready on entry. Enforcers are on their way. Please hold position and remain calm."}}

"Ey, Buzzy," Jennywine entreated of Buzzcaw, with a note of sincerity, "T'ink w'should get gonzo from'ere, I t'ink I gotta YEETsquad on th'way, so's we should moseys."

MOV: (Buzzcaw may peek)
> Jennywine moves north, attempting to cut past the Drone Traffic! B14 -> A13 -> 914

# ? Apr 15, 2024 14:30

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:43

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 3: Fhievel

_{[HP 3/3] [Move 2] [DR :alarm:0:alarm:] [HazDR 0] [MED 2/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE -5]}

_{TOKENS: 1 Burn}

_{Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.

Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2

Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List

Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls

Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.

[D-Mutation] Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.}

Fhievel blinked, panicking instantly as some new horror slid beneath their skin, a new horror far dimmer in scope than the greater tragedy - their Boss was gone! They leapt to their feet, spun in a full circle to get their bearings, then sighed in relief. Fhievel goes west.
MOV Mov to E04

# ? Apr 15, 2024 15:14

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

# ? Apr 15, 2024 16:12

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley

Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Think I'll stick with you for now, got some things to take care of before I can work on these bombs."

MOV Following Jennywine

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:00

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

1. The Confessor II
Confessor takes Aim!
[Utility] Security Level 0

2. Chuckles Imin
Movement to E07.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1

3. Fhievel
Movement to E04 .
R0ZEG0LD is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1

<WRP>

4. Miiranda 5A.M.
Movement to D03.
[CitronSilver] Security Level 2

6. Clank Beststrike
Clank takes Aim!
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.

7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
Movement to E04 .
Fhievel is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1

<WRP>

8. Jennywine Cellardoor
Movement HALT A13.
Buzzcaw is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1

9. Upyrass Gattahell
Gattahell takes Aim!
Skabb enters the hex!
Strikers enter the hex!
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1 :siren:

10. �Buzzcaw� Buzz Cawley
Movement HALT A13.
Jennywine is here.
[Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1

11. Liselotte
Dig to 904.
TrogHo pursues!
PouncHo pursues!
[Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.

<BRN>

<BRN>

12. Siliconitis
Movement to 507.
[GuavaGold] Security Level 3

Wreckers, resolve Encounters! :siren:

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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Apr 15, 2024

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:59

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley

Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Is everyone as tired of these drones as I am? Later in the show I'll show you all a neat trick to deal with them."

Power Attack vs drone: 1d8 5

# ? Apr 15, 2024 18:21

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 3: Fhievel

_{[HP 2/3] [Move 2] [DR 0] [HazDR 0] [MED 2/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE -5]}

_{TOKENS: 1 Burn}

"Oh, hi Boss. How's it goiAAAAAGH!" Fhievel skittered away up a nearby tower of junk, which immediately fell over.

ENC
IMPROV: 1d6 2
IMPROV Reroll: 1d6 1
Junk Tower (Enforcer (Optiscope Boost), Slithy Horror 1, Slithy Horror 2, Slithy Horror 3): 1d8+3d6 12

# ? Apr 15, 2024 18:33

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 2/-

Death cache:

Aug 2/5
Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk.

Classic Prestige Ready.

Icebreakr abilities:
Elite: Basic hack die is D8
Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control.
Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped.
I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables.

HP: 2/2
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 1

Tokens:

Resource Changes this turn:

Corpses in starting hex: 1 Preventicam, 1 Striker

Chuckles looked around through the visor: What else could he use to end these picket-line poseurs?

ENC:Improved Improvise: 1d8 8 Reactor Leak!

81N60. Let's get over to that unshielded core and vent some spicy plasma over these guys. Sure, the rads they can laugh off, but there ain't no child of Mommy Newtype and Daddy Mutant that can withstand the fourth state of matter.

Reactor Leak (visor upscale) vs Skabb (plasma, tier 1 mutant): 1d10 8 Base damage 2, plasma vs Tier 1 mutant +1, 1 damage rampages!
Reactor Leak (visor upscale) 1 damage rampage vs Preventicam: 1d10 6

As the hot sauce flow dwindled down and shut off, Chuckles smirked at the Striker.

"We're not on the same side, but we got some villains in common. Narcs get sparks."

# ? Apr 15, 2024 18:40

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell

x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 4 (2-1+3) | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 46 | Kills: 8 | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +2 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range}

"Bellrung crooknose."

Gattahell swore a storm at the arrival of a Skabb chased by a trio of Strikers - and changed her plans, pulling on the augments letting her tap into transdimensional energies to protect her in case her Rig blew from all the attention it was due to get.

"Couldn't jes be waiten ya turn, ya longlicked lootlouts?" she growled as the tore loose a silo'd container, half-filled with fuel, from beside the rig structure she'd been leaning against. With a yank on her controls she flipped it tumbling into the air. As time dilated, the Rektologist adjusted the giant gun on her Rig, calculated the blast the jet of fuel would take - preferably in the way of the drat Skabb - and blasted it into a cloud-fiery conflagration to rain down upon them all.

"Well, Gatta's gotta blowout sale on de new hotness. Getchu cooken!"

freeENC: Half-Astral (+3 DR, +1 Warp)
ENC: Improv [1d6]=2 Red Barrels!
Aimed Fire Barrels vs Skabb (+1 Up/dmg Mutant), PCam, PGat, Enforcer, Str1, Str2, Str3 [1d10]=4 [_6d6]=(3+5+3+2+2+4)=19 Skabb takes 4 damage + Burn! PGat & Striker 3 takes 2 damage + Burn!

# ? Apr 15, 2024 19:12

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex.

Stats:
HP: 2/3~~(4)~~ Move: 2+1
DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1
CRED: 0 | Declared: YEETCorp
Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 1/3 Power // 2/3 Air
Scrap: 0 Luxe: 8
Hazard Tokens: 2BREAK/1RADS

Alterations:
_{Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad.

Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent.}

Class Abilities:_{Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack

Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +0up/0dmg)

Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage.

Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE)}

---

Miiranda 5a.m. arrived at the Augmentatrix just in time to for a giant explosion to go off in the background to silhouette her dramatically. Checking her dVice she sighed and made an exasperated gesticulation before she leapt up into the huge rig outfitting crane and dove into a snipers pose, adjusting the sight on her signature (but not Signature) rifle-scope.

"Parcel for STRIKER 1 at twelve o'clock" she quipped to the cameradrone.

Ranged Attack to Striker 1 in C02 : 1d8 3

The shot went wide and she scoffed. That would have been so cool had it worked, but the extra weight had thrown off her aim. She needed dump some gear again, or maybe the lung bandit could work something out for her if she asked him nicely?

# ? Apr 15, 2024 19:34

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

(Missing)

HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 45L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2W/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: _{Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).}
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: _{fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject�s next attack.}
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: _{Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal}
Mire Set Bonus (2): _{Poison DR +1}
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

With no finesse or ceremony, The Confessor walked up to the last remaining Malingerer and crushed their skull like an egg.

fENC: Consume 2 Warp to activate Catalytic Vestibule
ENC: Attack with Junknux versus remaining Malingerer. 1d10/3 Junk Brutal +Burn, (-1UP Aug Limit, +1UP Aim, +1UP CS-Ranker Top 3) 1d12/3 Junk Brutal Burn = 7 It is finished, 4 Damage + Burn

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

# ? Apr 15, 2024 20:58

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific

pre:

Scrap: 6	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
_{Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.}
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	2/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
⨻ HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
_{Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 _{(2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)}
� 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical _{(Automatically spend a med when damaged)}
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1HP)} 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy _{(fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)}
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Zhr8RQt_M
Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: New World Man - Rush

"Oh what unrepentant veggie and 'mite, I shoulda seen this'n comin'," Jennywine complained apologetically, as she lead Buzzcaw straight into a synthetic swarm of delivery drones choking up the airspace, "I din't think the traffic'd already be at the arse-sniffin' density this hour - pish-posh!"

The reptilian lady paused in her tracks and turned to assess Buzzcaw's ability to take point.

"Take the lead, wouldja?" She asked the other Wrecker, "hate gettin' their rotors caught in my scalp-fronds..."

The Horrific Wrecker set her consternation aside and watched with some bemusement as Buzz "Buzzcaw" Cawley stepped up to the proverbial plate and knocked another glitched YEETdrone out of the air with a single swing of his hefty spanner wrench.

"Oi, batta-batta, what a noice single," she cheered, "amiroite fans and frenemies?"

While Buzz swatted at flies, Jennywine kept her eyes out for anything worse in the skies.

ENC:
> Jennywine takes Cover!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 13:46

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 28
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 2/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:30

charms: Oct 14, 2012

12 - Siliconitis de Weezer

(x)

It's still chasing me isn't it.

ENC: Shoot Morale Unit to the east (do the execs seriously let those things into GuavaGold?)

# ? Apr 17, 2024 02:44

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/1/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 2 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Rad 1 Burn

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: _{Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.}

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: _{Familiar Limit +1}
CS-Medical: _{Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged}

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5
TrogHo: _{3/5 HP}

Unruly! TrogHo ENC: Improvise: 1d6 1 Junk Tower
TrogHo JunkTower vs Enemy TrogHo, PouncHo: 2#1d6 2 5
ENC: Spend 2 Power to Attack twice w/DPM Pistol, Powerattack vs PouncHo, Attack vs Trogho (separate roll): 1d10 8
Attack vs TrogHo w/ DPM Pistol: 1d8 6
fENC: Cover

# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:58

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

1. The Confessor II
[Catalytic Vestibule] Confessor spends 2 Warp!
Confessor hits Malingerer!
Malingerer hits Confessor!
>Mug fails!

Confessor takes no damage (reduced from 2)
Malingerer takes 4 damage and is destroyed! [Salvage to reclaim stolen items]

2. Chuckles Imin
PreventiCam assists YEET!
Chuckles Improvises�Reactor Leak hits Skabb!
[Rampage] Reactor Leak hits PreventiCam!
Skabb calls in support!
>Chuckles is hit!
>Striker is hit!
Striker misses Chuckles!

Chuckles takes no damage (reduced from 2)!
PreventiCam takes 1 damage and is destroyed!
>Chuckles +1L
Skabb takes 3 damage and is destroyed!
>Chuckles +1L
Striker takes 2 damage and is destroyed!

3. Fhievel / 7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD
~~Fhievel Improvises�Red Barrels explode!~~
Fhievel Improvises�Junk Tower topples!
>Enforcer avoids damage!
>Horror 1 avoids damage!
>Horror 2 is hit!
>Horror 3 is hit!
[GENsation NEO] R0ZEG0LD +2DR!
R0ZEG0LD Mimics [TrendR]Heatwave�R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS-Medtek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
>Fhievel spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
R0ZEG0LD lays down Suppression!
Enforcer misses Fhievel!
Horror 1 misses Fhievel!
Horror 2 misses Fhievel!
Horror 3 misses Fhievel!

Horror 2 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
Horror 3 takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!

4. Miiranda 5A.M.
Miiranda misses Striker to NW!

6. Clank Beststrike
Clank takes Cover!

8. Jennywine Cellardoor / 10. �Buzzcaw� Buzz Cawley
Jennywine takes Cover!
[Power Attack] Buzzcaw hits Drone!
Drone misses Buzzcaw!

Drone takes 2 damage and is destroyed!

9. Upyrass Gattahell
PreventiCam assists YEET!
PreventiGat lays down Suppression!
[Half-Astral] Gattahell +3DR!
Gattahell Improvises�Red Barrels explode!
>Skabb avoids damage!
>PreventiCam avoids damage!
>PreventiGat is hit!
>Enforcer avoids damage!
>Striker 1 avoids damage!
>Striker 2 avoids damage!
>Striker 3 avoids damage!
Someone misses Striker 1 from SE!
PreventiGat misses Gattahell!
Enforcer hits Gattahell!
Skabb calls in support!
>Gattahell avoids damage!
>Striker 1 avoids damage!
>Striker 2 is hit!
>Striker 3 avoids damage!

Gattahell�s Launcher takes no damage (reduced from 1)
Gattahell takes 1 Warp!
PreventiGat takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
>Gattahell +2L
Striker 2 takes 2 damage and is destroyed!

11. Liselotte
[Charge] PouncHo hits Liselotte�s TrogHo!
[Unruly] Liselotte�s TrogHo takes Cover!
[Coverfire][Power Attack] Liselotte hits PouncHo!
[Double Tap] Liselotte hits TrogHo!
TrogHo hits Liselotte!

Liselotte�s TrogHo takes 5 Damage and is destroyed!
Liselotte takes 0 damage (reduced from 3)!
TrogHo takes 3 damage!
PoncHo takes 1 damage (reduced from 3)!

12. Siliconitis
Siliconitis misses Morale Unit to E!
Remote enemies are alerted!

Wreckers, take Action! :siren:

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Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 17, 2024

# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:04

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

WRECKER 3: Fhievel

_{[HP 3/3] [Move 2] [DR 0] [HazDR 0] [MED 1/3] [POWER 0/3] [AIR 3/3] [SCRAP 5] [LUXE -5]}

_{TOKENS: 1 Burn}

_{Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.

Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d14/2

Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List

Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls

Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version.

D-Mutation - Strange Mood: Any tokens inflicted by the subject, by Improv actions by the subject, or by an item crafted by the subject, are instead Warp tokens.}

Fhievel cowered until everything went quiet, then peeked their head up. "I'm okay, boss!"

ACT Extinguish Burn
Swap Sanigel to R0ZEG0LD

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Apr 17, 2024

# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:08

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

HP: 1/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 5 Luxe: 28
DR: 0 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none
Trauma Counter: 0/5
Belt Tokens: 1/4 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air
Hazard Tokens:

_{D-Augs: Void Revolution _{(Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.)} // D-ynamo _{(Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.)} // Heliopause _{(Burn tokens instead grant Warp.)}}
_{Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) _{(When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.)}}
Minions:
-

R0ZEG0LD brushes away some errant foam nuts from the creases of Fhievel's hat as the Hiver appeared from the pile of collapsed trash.

"OF✨ COURSE YOU❤️ ARE⭐"

"THAT'S✨ WHAT FRIENDS💞 ARE FOR❣️"

She smiles brightly.

"JUST✨ TRY TO BE💖 A BIT MORE CAREFUL💝 IN THE FUTURE🌠"

"I✨ WAS WORRIED❣️"

She turns her attention to the enemies as Fhievel busies themselves with self care.

"THOUGH✨ WE💕 CANNOT GUARANTEE💎 THIS WON'T REPEAT💞 IF THINGS⭐ STAY AS THEY💕 ARE"

Glowing eye-voids scan the area as the D-Breaker's lips purse in thought, until they come to rest on the bleeping ID terminal, it's alarm long since having faded to the background noise of the protracted battle.

"HAH✨"

"OF✨ COURSE⭐"

She leaps to the terminal with a graceful pirouette, Aliquot mysteriously in hand after the maneuver is over, and seamlessly continues her movements to shift her entire arm through the wall, until she reaches the power supply.

"LET'S✨ SEE IF YOU'LL🖤 STILL HAVE THE HEART❤️ TO HARRY💘 US💕..."

She places the Aliquot next to the power supply, daintily draws some esoteric, faintly glowy scripts on the surface of both objects with the tip of her index finger, and finally flicks them, causing a Warp cascade followed by the dimensional melding of the items in question.

"WITH✨ SOME NEWFOUND⭐ ❤️LOVE❤️ IN YOUR🖤 SYSTEM❣️"

Swapmeet: Accept Sanigel from Fhievel
fACT: Use Sanigel (+1 from Plasmiq)
fACT: Mimic Improvizier Talent: Kludge (Medtek activates)
ACT: Craft with Kludge: Exotic Aliquot into the ID Check hazard [1d6-1]=5-1=4
Reminders: Heatwave is active; Completed cheevo: >Environmental Art: Craft using a Hazard as an ingredient.

Theantero fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Apr 18, 2024

# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:24

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley

Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range

"Now here's what you do in an area with high drone traffic. You just take a bomb and lob it into the flow. There's so many it's guaranteed to latch onto something."

ACT: Crafting Remote Bomb + Hazard: 1d6-1 5
Challenge complete

# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:21

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

WRECKER 1: The Confessor II

HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 45L
DR: 3 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 1/3 Air
Augs [2/1]:
(Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) _{When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.}
(Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: _{Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted).}
(Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: _{fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject�s next attack.}
(Mut) Radical Prognathis: _{Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal}
Mire Set Bonus (2): _{Poison DR +1}
Wreckpedia: +2 Synths

[Now I reclaim what is rightfully mine, and I shall go from there]

fACT: Elan: Tight Scan A03
ACT: Boosted Salvage to reclaim the Wreckpedia and Scrap, +2 bonus from 3 Malingerer Corpses. 2#1d6+2 = 7, 3 One extra Item get

Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it.
Sincerely, The Confessor

# ? Apr 17, 2024 22:23

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:07

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific

pre:

Scrap: 6 -> 8	Luxe: 07	HEAT: LVL 2	Sponsor: n/a	Sponsor Luxe: n/a
JC-HP: 2/3	JC-Move: 2	JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical)	JC-HazDR: Horrific
_{Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting.
Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP.
⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull
⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile.}
Belt Tokens: 
⦿ Med:		1/3 
⦿ Power:	2 -> 3/3 
⦿ Air:		2/3 
⨻ HAZ Tokens: 	none
Wrecker Gear:
_{Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 _{(2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)}
� 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical _{(Automatically spend a med when damaged)}
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1HP)} 
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy _{(fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)}
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK
Crafting Components: Machined Parts, Durable Components
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
    Notes: none}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_3S-IQm38
Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: Thought Contagion - Muse

WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley posted:

"Now here's what you do in an area with high drone traffic. You just take a bomb and lob it into the flow. There's so many it's guaranteed to latch onto something."

"Roight; taking notes, luv," Jennywine muttered distractedly.

Her nimble fingers were busy sifting through the floating spools of silken nanotape spilling from the old-model drone Buzzcaw had downed, filaments billowing into the breeze like airborne innards. Jennywine tried not to think of zombie movies.

There was some good wirework that could be salvaged from these drones' synthguts that could be worth a shill or two in either scrip or scrap, but Jennywine had to remind herself that none of the glittery ribbons of memory tape fluttering in the breeze were worth anything now that she'd put her sticky fingers all over them, even as a food. Such temperamental tech was clearly not built to withstand the tests of time...

The primordial Horrific forebrain inside Jennywine the Wrecker was soundlessly demanding itself undergo a major bio-update or three from the woman, and didn't entirely care what it was or how is came to pass, just that controls over its biological existence expanded.

To keep hold of her sanity Jennywine idly listened to a madman babble about the bombs and the bees and let her mind wander within the buzzing drone of the YEETswarm.

The worst part of all: her tummy still hurt from the rig cannon.

ACT:
> Jennywine salvages 1x rekt Glitch'd Drone Synth for 1+1 Scrap and 1POW! (+Hangry?)

# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:35

vorebane: Feb 2, 2009; "I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters

6. Clank Beststrike

Clank Beststrike: HP: 4/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 3 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2
Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
2 Poison 1 fire

Augmentations: Limit: 5
Jacklegs: +1 move

CS Suite II: CS Medical
Slots: 2
Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy

Clank got to action, prying out some hopeful metal chunks, while planning to definitely for the last time wipe off all this slime.

ENC: extinguish Burn
fENC: Salvage

vorebane fucked around with this message at 11:20 on Apr 18, 2024

# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:05

Arcanuse: Mar 15, 2019

[15L][1x Gamma Crate]
"We greatly tire of errors. But, we can work with this. All is well."

quote:

Purchase New Challenge Slot [5L](15L>10L)

New Challenge!
Fence-Sitters Begone!: Declare for a Faction
e: removed [Repeatable]

"There. That ought to do it."

Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Apr 18, 2024

# ? Apr 18, 2024 11:48

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 2/-

Death cache:

Aug 2/5
Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round.
Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk.

Classic Prestige Ready.

Icebreakr abilities:
Elite: Basic hack die is D8
Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control.
Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped.
I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables.

HP: 2/2
MP: 2/2
HEAT: 0/5
Scrap: 0
Luxe: 1

Tokens:

Resource Changes this turn:

Corpses in starting hex: 2 Preventicam, 2 Striker, 1 Skabb

Whilst his armour was enough to withstand the Skabb's final snitching, the Striker was sadly Unionized, when the area-wide damage backwash separated his ions from him. Ah well. Dolez and all that.

Chuckles briefly considered hanging around to loot the bodies, but there was no guarantee the cradle wouldn't batten back down to safe mode. So, time to chainhax and get the go-anywarez installed.

ACT:Hack the Stratocradle to enable unlimited fast travel: 1d8 8 (I'm In procs?)

# ? Apr 18, 2024 15:10

charms: Oct 14, 2012

12 - Siliconitis de Weezer

(x)

Let me take a crack at this.

Listen up, there's a creepy synth coming in behind me that's going to do who know knows what to us. Maybe brain extraction, maybe turning every atom of our bodies into shareholder dividends, compulsory bozomorphosis, could be anything as long as it's bad. But luckily I've got this sniper rifle, it's all yours... just name your price? HELL, I'm awful at this.

Minimum viable product. Paradigm shift... paradigm shift on the cloud. Smartest posthuman in the room. Suitcase? No, wait, I meant briefcase!

_{fACT: Reload AdrenoMAX

fACT: Tight Scan Madmin

ACT: Accept Mission}

# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:30

sheep-dodger: Feb 21, 2013

WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans

Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 1/1/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4
Belt resources: Medical Units: 1 Power: 0 Air: 3
Tokens:
3 Rad 1 Burn

Augmentations: Limit: 1
Charged Myoservos: _{Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.}

CS Suite II:
Slots: 2
CS-Loyalty: _{Familiar Limit +1}
CS-Medical: _{Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged}

Item reload status:

Retainers&Familiars:
Limit: 5

ACT: Extinguish Burn
fACT: Recharge 1 Power

# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:08

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell

x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-1-1) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 48 (+2) | Kills: 9 (+1) | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +4 Synth (+2), +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range}

"Inserrated diddledoer."

From within the cockpit of the launcher, across the burning fuels covering the platform, Gattahell's baleful glare fell upon the synths moving to assemble. Scanning for weaknesses.

freeSCAN: Tight Scan PreventiCam (+1 Synth)
ACT: Tight Scan Enforcer (+1 Synth)

# ? Apr 19, 2024 16:01

Bee Bonk: Feb 19, 2011

1. The Confessor II

Scanning�
[A03]: 2 Mutant contacts
Scan complete.
[Boost] Confessor Salvages for 1 Scrap, Wreckapedia, and YEETscrip!

2. Chuckles Imin

Chuckles Hacks StratoCradle�Success!

[I�m In] Chuckles receives CS-Firewall!

3. Fhievel

SWAP posted:

Fhievel gives SaniGel to R0ZEG0LD.

Fhievel extinguishes 1 Burn!
[DI Check] Fhievel receives 3 Warp!

4. Miiranda 5A.M.

Miiranda spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!

6. Clank Beststrike

Clank extinguishes 1 Burn!
Clank Salvages for 2 Scrap!

7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD

SWAP posted:

Fhievel gives SaniGel to R0ZEG0LD.

R0ZEG0LD uses SaniGel!
R0ZEG0LD Mimics [Improvizier]Kludge�R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage!
>CS MedTek spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!
R0ZEG0LD Crafts�[Exotic Aliquot]<0>[ID Check]�Success!

[DI Check] R0ZEG0LD receives 4 Warp!
R0ZEG0LD is critically ũɲʂǂ�ʙɫɘ!

Challenge Completion posted:

Environmental Art: Craft using a Hazard as an ingredient.
R0ZEG0LD +10L
Buzzcaw +5L
Sl��s +5L

8. Jennywine Cellardoor

Jennywine Salvages for 5 Scrap, 1 Power, and PinchLongR!

9. Upyrass Gattahell

Scanning�
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
YEET Model E06-001 'PreventiMek' Dynamic Security Platform
Per our last InterLoq, shrinkage remediation from PreventiMek synergy is more than offset by shrinkage exacerbation due to loss of surveilance coverage. Savings due to sourcing Process Validation to ThotCore CoreBanx are trending radward, however, even with additional earmarks for recalitigation staffing, so this is not an indictment of that initiative.
[+1 Synth Scan]
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.
Enforcer Synergizes with PreventiCam!

[Business Casualty] Uniform Policy violation detected�Security control engaged.

10. �Buzzcaw� Buzz Cawley

Buzzcaw Crafts�[Remote Bomb]<(0)>[Drone Traffic]�success!

Challenge Completion posted:

Environmental Art: Craft using a Hazard as an ingredient.
R0ZEG0LD +10L
Buzzcaw +5L
Sl��s +5L

11. Liselotte

[Memetic Waste] Liselotte attempts to Reload CS Suite II!
Liselotte extinguishes 1 Burn!

12. Siliconitis

Siliconitis Reloads AdrenoMAX.
Scanning�
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Fidel Appeal-Graphic 103
H/OO Social Registry DoneDrape$
YEET Validation Manager
Contractor Unit designation: Madmin
The reason you haven�t felt it is because it doesn�t exist. What you call love was invented by units like me to sell Pituitary overlocks
■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
Scan complete.
Siliconitis accepts the Mission of Madmin!

Mission posted:

[Pitch Prefect]
Objective: Name a Supply Item or currently held item and make a Negotiate roll with Madmin.
Reward: Experimental Item, YEET Reputation
Failure: Surplus Item, 2 Research Credits

[Autonomous Rain]
Buzzcaw is showered with debris�Buzzcaw takes 2 damage (reduced from 3)!
Jennywine is showered with debris�Jennywine takes 1 damage (reduced from 3)!
>CS-Medical spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP!

[Burn Notice]
[Liselotte] PouncHo takes 1 damage!

[Fuel Leak]
Clank receives 1 Poison!

[Memetic Waste]
Liselotte�s 3 Rad are transmuted to Buff, Spore, and Rad!
[Liselotte] TrogHo�s Burn turns to Spore!
[Liselotte] PouncHo�s Burn turns to Burn!

[MetaHazard]
[R0ZEG0LD] Enforcer takes 1 Warp and is reduced to shambles!
[R0ZEG0LD] Horror takes 1 Warp!

[D-Crisis]
R0ZEG0LD loses 5 Warp!
R0ZEG0LD�s Weapon Mod Kit is reduced to shambles!
R0ZEG0LD resists [hurt]!
R0ZEG0LD [slip]s to C03!

[Upscaling]
Modules are YEETing off!

[Round 6 HAZard Roulette]
[Mission]Half-Cocked: If a Wrecker ACTs on the Zodiac Beacon, the Zodiac only has a 1d4 chance to be summoned, and a random Wrecker receives a Coffin Nail.
Failure: Next Roulette is Crisis - Bleak Preview

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:21

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin
Utilities 1/2

Armor 1/1

Weapons 0/2

Minions 0/2

Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 2/-

Death cache:

# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:59

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:43

Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

...

What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

...

Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell

x1

HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 0 (2-1-1) | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 | Luxe: 48 (+2) | Kills: 9 (+1) | Heat: 4
Belt: 2/3 Med | 0/4 Power | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 1/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +3 Synth (+1), +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 0/3
_{Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range}

"Failtasting foehost."

With an annoyed look at the growing stack of synths, Gattahell gave them a quick birdflip before turning her Rig around.

"Love ta stay, cook ya all. Time, tho? Nevva enuff. Mebbeh latah, if ya ent sky pie."

Wreckfolk in range may read:
MOV: C02 -> D03

# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:44

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