are crocs or 'stocks the sexiest shoe of 2022

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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i used to would have said 'stocks because i've been wearing them since i was 12 and well, let's face it, i'm a sex symbol, but in the past 3 days i have seen 4 people looking extremely sexy in crocs, which i would never have believed possible

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:18

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:36

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

crocs and 'stocks can both show off a well turned leg and dainty ankle in a way that really gets my juices going

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:19

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

birkenstocks are incredibly classic tho, crocs are kinda newfangled

guess it depends on if you like classically sexy or the sexy of the moment

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:20

nut

i dunno thats why i got one of each i brek even

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I've always wondered what Birkenstocks were. I asked a friend once in like 2004 and he said they go great with a pooka shell choker and some Dave Matthews band

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:28

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I only wear thongs and uggs, op. Hth

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:29

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Also anything I wear is the sexiest, ipso facto

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

I only wear thongs and uggs, op. Hth

I heard Aussies have something called sand shoes. what's that all about

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Oooh yeah but real ones were thongs and/or get severe foot infections from rock cuts

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:32

nut

Chewbecca posted:

I only wear thongs and uggs, op. Hth

same but not australian

# ? Jul 12, 2022 00:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

a pair of Buster Browns with duct tape around the toes.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

nut posted:

same but not australian

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 01:07

Tebulot: im hip now bois

I'm a fan of the crocs from afar, design wise

I'm a red wings kind of guy tho

# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

i bought a pair of gators and i lost like 4 toes

pay for the real thing

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:29

more falafel please: forums poster

all about the 'stocks for summer

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 03:31

Finger Prince

Crocenstocks

# ? Jul 12, 2022 06:28

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Finger Prince posted:

Crocenstocks

They make those plastic/rubber/foam Birkenstocks now that may actually be the sexiest shoe

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 13:25

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# ? Jul 12, 2022 13:41

Finger Prince

google THIS posted:

A new challenger has arrived: Dudes

I've got a pair of pink Adidas slides and they're the most comfortable things. I'm going to get a few more because I practically wore mine out when I was on vacation.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 17:12