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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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:mrapig: Hey fellas! :wave: This probably sounds weird but, I think there some advantages to using an emollient while you’re out in the sun, and then using a mild astringent in the shower, like while you shower. Like why lotion up when your skin is fresh out the shower? Just closes up your pores while they’re trying to expel natural oils. Anyways anybody else got a good routine that’s not the Patrick Bateman special? :thunk:

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Whats the ph level on those, OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Whats the ph level on those, OP

Pretty high. :rznv:

Oh wait like science man Ph :airquote: lol idk it’s always 7 because I use a trained puncture filter.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oh, another Musk Reach Around thread, op?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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The Bloop posted:

Oh, another Musk Reach Around thread, op?

Yo, that crackhead ain’t got no sticky fluff. :okpos:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m constantly encased in a cocoon op

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I use soap….sometimes.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I just have my wife give me a full body rubdown with some expensive lotion she gets imported from South Korea

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I’ve been using hemp oil soap for a lot of the summer. Super neutral and it wicks sweat.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I just have my wife give me a full body rubdown with some expensive lotion she gets imported from South Korea

I also have your wife do this for me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Sophy Wackles posted:

I use soap….sometimes.

Wait a minute, sophy is a.. :thunkher: GIIIIIIRRRRLSSSSS NAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE! MRAs, we’ve been comprimised, send up a flare and initiate protocol I-B9.38593 before this poo poo gets tainted with florals and goop and nut butter and pink and purple bottles. :tinfoil:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I just took a shower

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i like using girly poo poo that smells good

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I use bacon and gun scented Man Grease

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Men's Rights Activist skincare thread? Why don't these females stop trying to deceive us about their reproductive fitness with moisterizers, lipstick, etc?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i like using girly poo poo that smells good

:frogout:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

a tale of 2 worlds

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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cat botherer posted:

Men's Rights Activist skincare thread? Why don't these females stop trying to deceive us about their reproductive fitness with moisterizers, lipstick, etc?

Psshhh yeah I mean ladies, I’ll make you blush and share some of my ULTRA MASCULINE LIP GLOSS (sawdust flavor) with you. Don’t let corporate America make you look like you just took a phat one up the cooter. :shrug:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

a tale of 2 worlds

I keep conflating 2 Worlds with the videogame 2 Souls and mistakenly think his spiritual beliefs are really weird but no, he just thinks he's special because he can somewhat function in the real world while being terminally online.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I like Dove's Lavender and Rosemary body wash.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I used "product" after my shower

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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You guys wonder why you never get the D. You gotta smell like charred steak and lawn clippings. :crossarms:

Why I am I even telling women this god. :cripes:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You guys wonder why you never get the D. You gotta smell like charred steak and lawn clippings. :crossarms:

Smelling like that will definitely get you D from Hank Hill.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

The Bloop posted:

I used "product" after my shower

:wiggle:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I use only testosterone enriched "Ape Cum" on my hair

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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drat what do you eat for lunch then? Bunion rings? :thunk:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

I use only testosterone enriched "Ape Cum" on my hair

I can’t afford the real deal so I have to use the knock-off
“Monkey Jizz”. Wish I was a rich sigma male like you

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i just lather myself with cum all day erry day

is there anything cum can't do!?!

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Wash your head hair first before any other part of your body.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I lick myself all over like a dog. My tongue is made of 100% AMerican Bacon

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
I live by the three goos: face goo, body goo, butt goo. Just gotta make sure I keep my goos straight

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

put some poo poo on after the shower last night from a tube that had flowers and fruits and nuts (???) etc. on it

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My GIRLFRIEND introduced me to moisturising when we got together. Cocoa butter is pretty awesome for stopping me getting ashy, smells good too, like white chocolate.

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

I started using sunblock every day

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Sunscreen and moisturize your hands. Nobody likes wrinkly hands.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i just lather myself with cum all day erry day

is there anything cum can't do!?!

It can't make a lady pregnant.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i use tiny corks to block each individual pore.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you really want to moisturize you have to get it in ya

emollient martini, shaken not stirred :boobeer:

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

A lot of people with dry skin and patchiness issues are suffering from tinea overgrowth.

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op my skin is covered in small weeping ulcers and scabs. Any tips?

on a completely different note, I only eat steaks, bacon, and sheep lard

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