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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1549111780965621760?s=20&t=504wQsIZz0FgUHddkpmxTg
https://twitter.com/castrovince/status/1549150448698871808?s=20&t=4Y0wsvE2qXRX9dC3mZP55g

Regular games start Thursday, but for now, let's enjoy the small break. (I still think the break should be a full week with some other skills days :colbert:)

ALL STAR SCHEDULE
all games in Eastern Time
  • HR Derby, 8:00pm ESPN
  • All-Star Game (McClanahan vs. Kershaw), 8:00pm Fox Network

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Bring out the dogs for the javelin!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Acuńa tears his ACL and comes back stealing more bases than ever, but his power is gone. You'd think it would be the other way around. Odd choice for this year's derby, tbqh

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Let's gooo Alooonsoo

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Let us go Schwarber

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The one true HRD ranking

1. Kyle Schwarber
2. Juan Soto
3. Julio Rodriguez
4. Jose Ramirez
5. Ronal Acuna Jr
6. Pete Alonso
7. Corey Seager
8. Albert Pujols

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
give me the fat beefy man dongs

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Go Go Albert Pujols!!!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

That was an opening.

Followed by mascot rave. Gonna be an interesting night.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I want to see the big beefy boys swing the bat

show me the dingers

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Doesn't the host team always have a player in the HRD?

RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

I need a gif of them being scared of the fire

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Of course Pujols is the last matchup shown.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
well this is a very LA anthem

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
This guy is multi-platinum?!?!?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahaha what the gently caress is this

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
This is not a real celebrity

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Popete posted:

Doesn't the host team always have a player in the HRD?

They've got Seager and Pujols, close enough

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
drat kids and their Conan Gray (?!)

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
B-52! Now let's see some BOMBS! The Big Men Have The Bats

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

lmao

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


this dude cant sing

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

idk why but that guy's voice sounded like poo poo to me

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

bawfuls posted:

idk why but that guy's voice sounded like poo poo to me

Probably because they were way off key. Like… way.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Edward Mass posted:

This guy is multi-platinum?!?!?

Did they change the criteria for 'platinum?' A quick google search says platinum is 1 million copies for an album or 2 million for a single.

No one buys records anymore, so that has to include streams, right? I could see a couple of his songs hitting 2 million streams. I'm sure it's been included in some 'new poo poo' playlists on Spotify or Apple.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That was awful.

Now let's go Schwarber!

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

bawfuls posted:

idk why but that guy's voice sounded like poo poo to me

Probably because his voice sounded like poo poo

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Flying a B-52 overheard to remind everyone we could be nuked at any moment.

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean it's possible he can sing, a song can go wrong for a lot of reasons and being unable to sing is only one. But he sure sucked poo poo in that performance

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

STAC Goat posted:

Probably because they were way off key.

Yeah it sounded like he started off waaaaay away from where the keyboardist was

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Whoa a bomber flyover am i watching baseball or football here

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Popete posted:

Flying a B-52 overheard to remind everyone we could be nuked at any moment.

By an UPPER DECK THREE RUN SHOT! Swung on an BELTED, DEEP TO LEFT CENTER FIELD,

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

jfc there's a seven-part series on jeter coming?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Mellow Seas posted:

I mean it's possible he can sing, a song can go wrong for a lot of reasons and being unable to sing is only one. But he sure sucked poo poo in that performance

they should have got timothy miller

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

bawfuls posted:

jfc there's a seven-part series on jeter coming?

A whole episode devoted to gift baskets

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Jose Oquendo posted:

Did they change the criteria for 'platinum?' A quick google search says platinum is 1 million copies for an album or 2 million for a single.

No one buys records anymore, so that has to include streams, right? I could see a couple of his songs hitting 2 million streams. I'm sure it's been included in some 'new poo poo' playlists on Spotify or Apple.

150 streams = one certification unit. That's 300,000,000 streams to be multi-platinum.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

bawfuls posted:

jfc there's a seven-part series on jeter coming?

Well they did MJ and Brady. So now who is the overexposed polarizing NHL Hall of Famer who will get a 7 part series on ESP… hahaha… I’m sorry. I couldn’t get through that with a straight face.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Thinking I should pay a bot farm in Yugoslavia to get myself a platinum record so I can go to the HRD next year

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Edward Mass posted:

150 streams = one certification unit. That's 300,000,000 streams to be multi-platinum.

That's a lot of plays. I guess that means there's a lot of people out there who do like him.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

STAC Goat posted:

Well they did MJ and Brady. So now who is the overexposed polarizing NHL Hall of Famer who will get a 7 part series on ESP… hahaha… I’m sorry. I couldn’t get through that with a straight face.

Jeter isn't even close to those guys though. It's pure NYY starfucking.

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