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That kid can't defend at all, just totally useless!
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 20:52 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:02 |
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Honey you brought me flowers, all I can deliver is a vicious elbow drop!
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 21:01 |
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https://teddit.net/vids/o1lcht02vsfa1.mp4
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:04 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Honey you brought me flowers, all I can deliver is a vicious elbow drop! Looks like it nailed him in the balls too, got drat
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:11 |
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What an rear end in a top hat dad.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:11 |
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CommieGIR posted:What an rear end in a top hat dad. Only because he’s taking jump shots and not dunking on his kid like a good dad would
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:18 |
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A man of the people. A woman of the people's elbow.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:19 |
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Good form.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:29 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:38 |
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The more someone fucks around for the sake of the camera the more okay I am with them finding out.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:41 |
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CommieGIR posted:What an rear end in a top hat dad. wow you are a fuckin wiener
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:42 |
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CommieGIR posted:What an rear end in a top hat dad. Tell us you don't have kids without telling us you don't have kids.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:47 |
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NSFW that video of the dad breaking his toddler's ankles
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:03 |
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prayer group posted:wow you are a fuckin wiener Mr. Crow posted:Tell us you don't have kids without telling us you don't have kids. i'm sorry that your dad was an rear end in a top hat to you or alternatively that you are an rear end in a top hat dad
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:06 |
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He gives off more of an older cousin or uncle vibe. It's constitutionally mandated for them to gently caress with their nephews or cousins
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:11 |
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playing with your kids is such an rear end in a top hat move
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:11 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:i'm sorry that your dad was an rear end in a top hat to you or alternatively that you are an rear end in a top hat dad You don’t really play basketball do you
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:15 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:i'm sorry that your dad was an rear end in a top hat to you or alternatively that you are an rear end in a top hat dad Dunking on the child saves them from your experiences as an adult.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:20 |
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Kids are generally to young to understand how owned he really was
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:21 |
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Playing basketball with your kid is one of the simple joys of parenting. Watch them clumsily hoist the ball over their head, eyes wide with the gleeful anticipation of making a basket. And you block that poo poo so hard it dents the drywall behind them, because this is your house, and they best not forget it.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:25 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Playing basketball with your kid is one of the simple joys of parenting. Watch them clumsily hoist the ball over their head, eyes wide with the gleeful anticipation of making a basket. And you block that poo poo so hard it dents the drywall behind them, because this is your house, and they best not forget it. I'm calling cps
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:36 |
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I had my children taken away because I dunked on them too hard Edit: Isn't there a video like the above, but the kid punches the dad in the dick?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:41 |
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CommieGIR posted:What an rear end in a top hat dad. Good dad, preparing kids for the rest of their lives
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:50 |
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Kid sucks at basketball but will be world class in soccer.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:02 |
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Phuzun posted:Kid sucks at basketball but will be world class in soccer. Because they flop so well they'll draw plenty of yellow flags?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:31 |
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hopefully the video is the beginning of a decades-long series that ends with the kid repeatedly dunking on him
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:43 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:He gives off more of an older cousin or uncle vibe. It's constitutionally mandated for them to gently caress with their nephews or cousins One of my favorite memories of my nephew was him being just the right height of my butt and I was walking by and felt a fart coming and I didn't want to waste it so I grabbed his face, put it against my butt, and blasted right into his face. There were 2-3 seconds of silent disbelief, then he started crying. It was so hilarious. He's about 6' 3" now and has at least 30lbs on me. He's one of my best friends.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:33 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One of my favorite memories of my nephew was him being just the right height of my butt and I was walking by and felt a fart coming and I didn't want to waste it so I grabbed his face, put it against my butt, and blasted right into his face. There were 2-3 seconds of silent disbelief, then he started crying. It was so hilarious. yo wtf
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:47 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One of my favorite memories of my nephew was him being just the right height of my butt and I was walking by and felt a fart coming and I didn't want to waste it so I grabbed his face, put it against my butt, and blasted right into his face. There were 2-3 seconds of silent disbelief, then he started crying. It was so hilarious. oh my god he admit it
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:51 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One of my favorite memories of my nephew was him being just the right height of my butt and I was walking by and felt a fart coming and I didn't want to waste it so I grabbed his face, put it against my butt, and blasted right into his face. There were 2-3 seconds of silent disbelief, then he started crying. It was so hilarious.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:53 |
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Deck looked pretty loving smooth to me
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:54 |
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OPAONI posted:yo wtf Don't worry. Both of his shoes stayed on.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:19 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:You don’t really play basketball do you I thought I did until my 12yo daughter and 4 of her under 5’ friends humiliated me and my 6’ friend in a friendly game. We were owned so hard with this ‘passing’ and ‘teamwork’ bullshit.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:33 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:i'm sorry that your dad was an rear end in a top hat to you or alternatively that you are an rear end in a top hat dad prayer group posted:wow you are a fuckin wiener
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:41 |
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Large Testicles posted:playing with your kids is such an rear end in a top hat move Yeah, playing with your kids implies you are playing cooperatively with them and not dunking on them as they fall on the floor.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:42 |
prayer group posted:wow you are a fuckin wiener
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:44 |
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Takes No Damage posted:Deck looked pretty loving smooth to me to quote a 20th century poet, "ice, ice, baby"
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:44 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:You don’t really play basketball do you nope
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 05:46 |
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some fuckin NERDS in here
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:37 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:02 |
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i paste my kids in mario kart today so that they know they've really made it once they're pasting me in a few years' time.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:50 |