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Mr. Fix It posted:i paste my kids in mario kart today so that they know they've really made it once they're pasting me in a few years' time. they'll never speak to you again and I don't blame them
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One of my favorite memories of my nephew was him being just the right height of my butt and I was walking by and felt a fart coming and I didn't want to waste it so I grabbed his face, put it against my butt, and blasted right into his face. There were 2-3 seconds of silent disbelief, then he started crying. It was so hilarious. A shameful nigga fart on he own nephew (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mr. Fix It posted:i paste my kids in mario kart today so that they know they've really made it once they're pasting me in a few years' time. I knew I was really becoming a man once I was consistently beating my father in Gran Turismo 3.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 07:32 |
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But take your time, think a lot Think of everything you've got For you will still be here tomorrow But your high score may not
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 07:44 |
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So many wieners here, we could probably open a hotdog stand.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 08:39 |
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CommieGIR posted:Yeah, playing with your kids implies you are playing cooperatively with them and not dunking on them as they fall on the floor. dunking on your kids is both a good thing for them and society
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 09:23 |
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Learning how to lose is one of the most valuable things to learn when you're young.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 09:28 |
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Skwirl posted:Learning how to lose is one of the most valuable things to learn when you're young. And as Tim Buckley has shown us, the younger the better.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 09:40 |
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Everyone has had to deal with someone who has never been allowed to fail or be beaten at anything. You have a responsibility to ensure your child doesn't become that person.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 10:27 |
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Lots of crazy poo poo in this episode of Just Rolled In including a goddang trunk monkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oLTUjgOR8
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 10:39 |
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The car’s impression of a Star Wars speeder is incredible.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 11:16 |
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https://i.imgur.com/6I5bvqM.mp4
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 11:18 |
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I like that they used electrical tape to cover their phone but couldn’t spare a few inches to strap it to the raft
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:08 |
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This has gotta be fake, or the phone was already broken. But if it's not, it's gotta be so relaxing being this dumb.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:24 |
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It’s actually reversed, from a magical culvert where you can get a free phone just by putting a homemade raft in.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:25 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:One of my favorite memories of my nephew was him being just the right height of my butt and I was walking by and felt a fart coming and I didn't want to waste it so I grabbed his face, put it against my butt, and blasted right into his face. There were 2-3 seconds of silent disbelief, then he started crying. It was so hilarious. My 5 and 3 year old daughters think it's hilarious to fart on me. They will just run up, stick their butt at me, drop some heinous fart that physically should not be possible since they are so small and then run off giggling. Also clowning on your kids in sports is important because then when you let them win or score they get crazy excited and it's really cute
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:26 |
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Mozi posted:hopefully the video is the beginning of a decades-long series that ends with the kid repeatedly dunking on him I kept waiting for this to happen
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:59 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:It’s actually reversed, from a magical culvert where you can get a free phone just by putting a homemade raft in. just like in zelda!!!
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 17:29 |
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Outrail posted:This has gotta be fake, or the phone was already broken. 1) have a friend nearby. 2) slightly block the culvert inside out of view. 3) set the raft going and sprint to the other side while your friend retrieves the phone from the blockage out of camera view. 4) do a little back and forth for comic value, then your friend hucks the raft back in for a comedically timed reveal. I'm not trying to prove it's fake, I just had fun working out how it could be done.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 17:37 |
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A lot of the phone schadenfreude could be faked. I've got 3 old phones sitting in a box that could easily be trashed for some likes. Sometimes it's the thought that counts and is a nice interlude between people owning themselves on rope swings at lakes.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 18:14 |
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Splicer posted:I've been trying to work out the easiest way to fake it: It's magic phone, hth
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 18:18 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Lots of crazy poo poo in this episode of Just Rolled In including a goddang trunk monkey Tire dog was the best.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 18:24 |
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The phone was edited out in post.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 18:27 |
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*this has been discussed I should read the thread* The only phone schad videos that are really are the ones where they're dropped off of a boat or a pier, or taken by an animal. SpacePig fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 3, 2023 |
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Splicer posted:I've been trying to work out the easiest way to fake it: That's the same thing I concluded last time it got posted somewhere. Hollywood is a bunch of lies!!!!
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 18:53 |
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What about dropped in the shitter?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 18:53 |
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Splicer posted:I've been trying to work out the easiest way to fake it:
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 19:25 |
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Kenning posted:I knew I was really becoming a man once I was consistently beating my father in Gran Turismo 3. fond memories of taking my dad to the cleaners so hard in MVC3 he ragequit
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 19:38 |
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arsenicCatnip posted:fond memories of taking my dad to the cleaners so hard in MVC3 he ragequit see this is what happens if you get relentlessly crossed up and dunked on as a small child. mothers don't let your children grow up to be gamers
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:07 |
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpigqo09Pl1uk10e9.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpifloUSct1qigfjt.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpilqwCwyO1uk10e9.mp4 https://twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1620528068719935489 sound on https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpim7f3PDN1r0uzl6.mp4 ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Feb 3, 2023 |
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i like how those two wasps posted up next to each other as if to say "should we go gently caress her up?"
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:32 |
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Ooof, both heads.
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:38 |
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Another crossfit idiot in the wild
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:41 |
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AutismVaccine posted:Another crossfit idiot in the wild How else are you supposed to do CBT training?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:44 |
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AutismVaccine posted:Another crossfit idiot in the wild Small silver lining that this one won't be reproducing
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:47 |
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So I guess 2023 starts similar to 2021 but instead of Beandad its Basketballdad?
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:56 |
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This loony toons gym poo poo will never not kill me
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:59 |
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This Youtuber has a strange hobby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kdvszBfXQY
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# ? Feb 3, 2023 21:01 |
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What if I said I don't like the otters?
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nomad2020 posted:This Youtuber has a strange hobby. Hope the nasty germ infection was worth the views.
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