|
If one shoe stays on, does only their spirit die? https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1551968435562840064
|
#
¿
Jul 27, 2022 03:25
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:48 |
|
|
Large Testicles posted:JFC that lands directly on his face The first time I watched it an imgur ad came up, and by the time I closed it the screen had already fallen. I thought people were shocked about it tipping over on the guy on the left and didn't see what the big deal was
|
|
#
¿
Jul 28, 2022 23:50
|
|
|
Become ungovernable https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1552929871906709505 I think this might be more suited to the Blessed thread
|
|
#
¿
Jul 29, 2022 21:44
|
|
|
Why dont they just lower the troll
|
|
#
¿
Jul 30, 2022 06:10
|
|
|
I was in a home economics class and we had to make muffins. My partner and I accidentally switched the amounts of water with the amount of vegetable oil. We put like 2 cups of oil and 3 tablespoons of water. It was a slurry mess, but we figured they would puff up in the oven. After about 15 minutes in the oven, the oily mixture started boiling out of the muffin pan, got onto the heating coil and started a fire.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2022 04:22
|
|
|
Upsidads posted:I'm a vegetarian so I make that all the time and its loving great Does vegetarian chili use beans or not? Did y'all get dragged into that debate too
|
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2022 06:59
|
|
|
If hes not careful he'll flood the engine
|
|
#
¿
Aug 1, 2022 16:16
|
|
|
Tagra posted:Someone named Alexa was a contestant on Jeopardy. Apparently it caused some issues. When the Xbox 1 first came out it had voice commands like" xbox shut off" to turn the console off. Some guy changed his username to xboxshutoff. So people would say " I cant believe I just got teamkilled by xboxshutoff" and their xbox would turn off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuGDhZorlQ0
|
|
#
¿
Aug 1, 2022 22:18
|
|
|
Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:this isn't a criminal trial, it is a civil trial. jones was sued for defamation by a group of parents of children killed at sandy hook, because jones kept saying horrible things like their kids were still alive or never even were real or poo poo like that Civil trial?!? Check the fringe on the flag you godless commie bastard
|
|
#
¿
Aug 3, 2022 20:53
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/bitchesbfightin/status/1555265556089081856
|
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2022 22:29
|
|
|
Snowglobe of Doom posted:The laying on of the hands Thats a hell of a right cross
|
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2022 23:56
|
|
|
Keru posted:I remember Entropia, a friend of a friend kept trying to hype it up as a totally real thing that would make him really rich and we should all join too!! I knew a guy in high school who was saving money to buy a Dippin' Dots franchise. He was convinced that it was the next McDonald's so instead of paying for college he bought into Dippin Dots. He had one location in the mall, inbetween a Lady Footlocker and a Zumiez. A friend who worked at the mall said he got 5-10 customers a day and spent most of his time playing World of Warcraft .I remember him always saying that we'd work for him one day. About 10 years ago the mall was razed to make a parking lot for a Cineplex . Every time I park there I wonder where he ended up. Your Gay Uncle fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Aug 7, 2022 |
|
#
¿
Aug 6, 2022 23:25
|
|
|
John Wick of Dogs posted:https://twitter.com/BinAnimals/status/1555952508727660544?t=ZdwoXZ_18ydjWlXzBiBebw&s=19 Entitled cows think they can just moove in rent free?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 7, 2022 04:11
|
|
|
If VR chat becomes the norm I can't wait for the inevitable lawsuit because X company won't allow you to have penis horns coming out of your eyes at the monday meeting
|
|
#
¿
Aug 7, 2022 15:57
|
|
|
Surprised this doesn't happen more often. Before she passed my grandma spent at least 25 minutes of each visit just poo poo talking the other old ladies. "Gerdy talks a big game, but I heard her grandchildren waited 2 days before sending thank you cards". Don't get me started on when they would have bingo night or play cribbage. My god the poo poo that sweet women would say. https://twitter.com/hoodfightsbruh/status/1556656359700959232
|
|
#
¿
Aug 8, 2022 17:37
|
|
|
Soul Dentist posted:Real talk when I was a kid I got a counterfeit twenty as part of payment for day labor. I was getting amped about collecting coins and bills as a hobby so i checked all the cash and otherwise would never have known. Here's what I did: I remember when the newer 20 dollar bills came (late 90s I think) I got some the first day or so they came out. I used one at a Kmart and they must have thought it was a 100 because they gave me change for a 100. I got paid like 90 dollars for a couple bags of doritos. Is there a name for the type of schadenfreude when you hear a car alarm going off and think " hey some dumb rear end in a top hat's car alarm is going off, what a jerkoff whoever that is " then about 3 minutes later you realize it's your car?
|
|
#
¿
Aug 9, 2022 19:46
|
|
|
Just a little cherry on top of Trump getting raided https://twitter.com/yarbro/status/1557136280785403904
|
|
#
¿
Aug 10, 2022 03:15
|
|
|
This was always my favorite of the anesthesia videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ZYtdCtAqs
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2022 23:40
|
|
|
StrangersInTheNight posted:Reminds me of the dude who decided to fake jumping off the ledge to prank his daughter, and she scoffed and walked away bc dad's always goofin' Found it! Apparently it was in front of law school students https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy
|
|
#
¿
Aug 13, 2022 20:08
|
|
|
Phuzun posted:https://i.imgur.com/MJLZhfn.mp4 Lol more like one armed robbery
|
|
#
¿
Aug 14, 2022 02:58
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/BiggestFUps/status/1558817458932404224
|
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2022 02:11
|
|
|
An old roommates boyfriend almost lost and an eye and had a detached retina because Gamestop only offered some guy like .75 cents for a 2 year old copy of Madden and the guy got so mad he threw a stack of games in his face and one of the corners of the boxes hit him right in the eye. It took almost a year of fighting Gamestop to pay for the optometrists and whatnot. They tried to claim he had provoked the guy himself and Gamestop had nothing to do with it Your Gay Uncle fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Aug 15, 2022 |
|
#
¿
Aug 15, 2022 16:40
|
|
|
More like wrong jump!
|
|
#
¿
Aug 17, 2022 20:02
|
|
|
Robobot posted:Everything was padded....it's not like he hit the wall at light speed or something either. I get the feeling that dude was the kid that would always find ways to get hurt at recess. Spranged ankle getting off a swing, broken wrist falling off the monkey bars, bloody nose from walking into a tetherball pole. We all knew one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0
|
|
#
¿
Aug 18, 2022 16:27
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/GTA___Memes/status/1560338017239371776
|
|
#
¿
Aug 18, 2022 21:02
|
|
|
koshmar posted:https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1560388476603965449?s=20&t=YeI3uHF9C3LqPHI2cSt3NA Reminds me of the greatest travel show ever, An Idiot Abroad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TemAXfEGtOw
|
|
#
¿
Aug 19, 2022 16:44
|
|
|
Anora posted:These poor people: My college advisor's name was Scott Peterson. This wasn't anywhere near where Laci Peterson was killed so he got off pretty light.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 23, 2022 22:42
|
|
|
Set up https://twitter.com/iamalmostlegend/status/1562557746636984320 Punchline https://twitter.com/iamalmostlegend/status/1562571961976270850
|
|
#
¿
Aug 26, 2022 02:41
|
|
|
Nighthand posted:The constant and easily-weaponized in-fighting on the left is never not going to be darkly funny to me. Everyone has to out-woke everyone else and point out every possible little flaw while the ravenous army of hate masses on their doorstep and they blow their chances to do anything about it. Circular firing squads are great because everybody gets to take a shot
|
|
#
¿
Aug 27, 2022 21:44
|
|
|
The best offense is a good de-fence https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1563258584812531714
|
|
#
¿
Aug 28, 2022 20:00
|
|
|
HenryJLittlefinger posted:Yeah this poo poo is pervasive in every facet of life, which is why so many threads have derails about it. "You're welcome to start a thread about it, this isn't the place for it" is weasely, especially when it's in fact germane itt because there is some quality comeuppance we can experience schadenfreude over. And having details about it is kinda key for said schadenfreude. Yeah this is totally the right thread to have a deep conversation about privilege and race affecting the trans community. Hopefully this issue is resolved within the next hundred pages. Why come to this thread to see someone fall down the stairs while carrying 10 banana cream pies when we can be lectured about how actually person x is bad because person y said so on twitter ? Anyways heres a video of a guy biting another guy on the rear end https://twitter.com/hoodfightsbruh/status/1563026654435258370
|
|
#
¿
Aug 30, 2022 02:35
|
|
|
Wasps are most dangerous when setting up HOAs or voting republican, that's when they should definitely be killed
|
|
#
¿
Aug 30, 2022 15:53
|
|
|
Soul Dentist posted:Bike lanes killing insects circumcision seagulls ketchup tipping well done steak cat falling down kicking the autistic motorcyclist started road rage mustard shoes fell off drunk driving beat up a goose mayo hotdog is a sandwich car crash is schad I know this is a *trap sprung* moment but if a hot dog isn't a sandwich them what the gently caress is it
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2022 00:24
|
|
|
DurosKlav posted:It looks like a nurse shark. I dont think they're particularly dangerous. They may attack you if say fall on their head from a boat but otherwise I think they dont bother people. If they're anything like the nurses I know they have a pit mix named Harley Quinn Khaleesi and a Ritalin addiction
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2022 06:30
|
|
|
Oh man, to be a fly on the fast food in the room when he found out he was banned from twitter
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2022 18:04
|
|
|
Brimstone Inquiry posted:In 343 Industries' Halo Infinite, how much longer do you think you will have to wait for split-screen and local co-op to be added, a promise made since 2017?
|
|
#
¿
Sep 1, 2022 20:21
|
|
|
Mister Speaker posted:I bet it's more common than you'd expect. We're sort of primed to anticipate a punch being thrown; even a decent boxer probably telegraphs a bit and our lizard-brain instict to seeing the shoulder drop a bit is to jerk backwards. If you're in too close for punches and you just throw your forehead into their nose, it's certainly gonna be discombobulating. There's ways to not telegraph a punch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdPP0TmqKiU
|
|
#
¿
Sep 1, 2022 23:16
|
|
|
Burning_Monk posted:https://twitter.com/sincerity_pics/status/1566497244898922496?s=20&t=4HJ4eAv7e9yn5kO8VmUP0Q When they said tip your delivery person this isn't what they meant!
|
|
#
¿
Sep 5, 2022 22:21
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:48 |
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxaP54fPy9U Man I wish there was still a griefing thread
|
|
#
¿
Sep 8, 2022 20:00
|
|