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Pennywise the Frown posted:In boot, if you just slightly kipped while doing pullups the DI would just count, "one... one.... one... .ONE..... OOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!" You start to get the point after a bit. Yeah I had a hardass pe teacher in 7th grade who wouldn't count any pull ups with leg movement. I actually assumed for a long time that's just how everyone did it
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Outrail posted:Deer make more sense if you assume they're screaming drunk 24/7. we've got a couple here in town that are completely unfazed by cars. I was driving home from work last year and one of them was just standing on the freeway offramp calmy eating garbage and refusing to move
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ekuNNN posted:Would have been pretty easy to get rid of all the SS'ers at least, but almost none of them got got atter the war either. Noone in power cared about getting rid of nazi's is the real thing here. Rack em
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PhazonLink posted:looks like that soap dispenser is broken, I've seen some that have a pull handlebar. I'm a retail manager and yeah, the nozzle goes in a little spot behind a big push button
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King Carnivore posted:Did they defecate everywhere a la Jan 6? yes
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Really doesn't seem on brand - Trump is the one who shits everywhere uncontrollably. If they really wanted to emulate their hero they'd work on having terrible constipation and getting COVID every week. linking for bare rear end just delete the space https://twitter.com/ davidrkadler/status/1612225676278468608?s=46&t=Y5eLY_zZA4meXJUC2XBYAg AlmightyBob fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jan 9, 2023 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Yeah the north is a bit rough. I have a pretty thick accent and it drives me insane since I didn't know I even had one until I moved to the west coast. Which when I got there, I thought they all sounded like surfers. This was Seattle. we absolutely sounded like surfers in the late 80s lol I was there
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SpacePig posted:I think it's the same impulse that has people wondering where they put their phone while they're reading their phone. Like, this weight is supposed to be here anyway, so it must not be the thing. Thing must be missing. a couple months ago I was up in the attic and using my phone as a flashlight to look at something in a dark corner, so when I "lost" my phone not only did I realize it was in my hand but I'd been shining the light around to look for it
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Pickled Tink posted:You need to be even more careful than that. If you steal more than a misdemeanors worth in total through multiple thefts, they can still do you for the bigger total and also organised crime. I saw something about a cop doing extra work as security there who made sure to steal sub-misdemeanor values of poo poo each time but got done as I described. Target does this, they'll film you stealing and wait till you hit a felony amount before they call the police
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've been wearing dad shoes for years now. The leather/whatever slip on ones. I wear dad shoes and by that I mean steel toe work boots because I've dropped enough poo poo on my toes
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People routinely call the CRAFT STORE I work at for help with the website. This is a big national company with 1300 stores and people think their local one runs the website
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limp_cheese posted:I seem to remember that the guy who played Bob was a good friend of Jack Nicholson and that Jack refused to play the part of the Joker unless his friend could be his top henchman. If I remember right dude wasn't even an actor, Jack just wanted his friend around. Uh Tracy Walter is a very well respected character actor
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Serephina posted:My father had company loyalty, since he worked with them for 40 years and has a pension. He noted that nobody gives pensions out nowadays. my mom took an offered early retirement from Boeing almost a decade ago because she could see where poo poo was headed and wanted to preserve her retirement before they got rid of it
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Know what continues to be hilarious, in a fairly dark way, is every non-US person constantly being surprised at just how much the US wants people to gently caress off and die. "OK I understand that your healthcare is tied to your job for some inexplicable reason, and also it's all run by private middlemen who make their profits off people dying. I don't agree with any of it, but I get that that's how it works in your terrible country. But surely, SURELY, after someone retires, there is some mechanism where the company continues to provide for their well being in their old age after years of loyal service? I mean, they wouldn't be so heartless as to just hand them a $50 Rolex knockoff and two weeks severance and say 'good luck living for the next 20-30 years however long you've got left, we don't care'?" 
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I somehow accidentally curated my youtube account so now I only get recommendations for outlaw country, 70s stoner country, guitsr driven rock, monster factory, and wrestling videos lol
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Freudian slippers posted:What's up, fellow outlaw country, 70s stoner country, guitsr driven rock, monster factory, and wrestling videos enthusiast? it's pretty sweet
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BlackIronHeart posted:I use these videos as an example of Hell. 'Imagine going through some incredible trauma, something so harmful that you pass out from it. The problem is it's still happening when you wake up.' so you're saying I've already been halfway there because of proctolgia fugax? imagine waking up in the middle of the night and your rear end in a top hat hurts so bad that combined with being groggy it feels like a waking nightmare and you can't even really think straight now that's some schadenfreude
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