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Someone film that with a slow motion camera...
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Jul 28, 2022 22:10
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when you thought you had sealed the deal
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Jul 29, 2022 03:44
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Mister Speaker posted:A prep cook in a restaurant I used to work once tried to make a batch of mini apple pies. He misread 'cinnamon' in the recipe as 'cumin'. his name wasn't jason biggs, was it?
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Jul 31, 2022 02:22
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how did you get that video of my peeing my pants?
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Aug 5, 2022 14:35
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Major making a strong showing for Best White House Dog Ever vvv Is that a crypto dickbutt NFT surging in volume in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Aug 9, 2022 17:42
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've been put under 40+ times with propofol and/or ketamine and always wake up and immediately jump out of bed and put my clothes on. Well not the last 10 times or so since they made me wait a bit. are you the ghost of michael jackson?
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Aug 12, 2022 00:07
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each can of surstromming contains two servings - the fish, and then your divorce papers
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Aug 13, 2022 02:28
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what would 6:31 PM be in that system?
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Aug 16, 2022 20:25
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talk of vagina size tends to become a bit of an echo chamber
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Aug 17, 2022 14:56
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Robobot posted:Wow, people sure do a ton of digging just to see if someone died in a video or not. I think that seems a bit more morbid than just seeing the video once, but that could just be me. nah his shoes stayed on, he's fine
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Aug 18, 2022 00:06
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someone told him he needed to "face his fears" and he took it a little too literally
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Aug 19, 2022 17:35
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Pox my 'vid hole
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Aug 24, 2022 23:43
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i just don't understand why there would be a camera recording right then
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Aug 26, 2022 16:40
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we could all be post mates
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Aug 27, 2022 03:19
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i like caterpillars [not currently engaged in eating my plants] because i like butterflies
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Aug 31, 2022 18:35
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looks like we got a good old fashioned dill-off
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Aug 31, 2022 18:54
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there's always a silver lining, i guess
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Sep 6, 2022 15:44
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people say that after your shoes fly off you lose 21 grams of weight that's your sole leaving your body
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Sep 13, 2022 21:47
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another thing that negatively affects fuel efficiency is driving too fast
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My Spirit Otter posted:Not as much as some rear end in a top hat treating a speedbumb as a stopbump mmm... prove it?
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My Spirit Otter posted:mmmm.. you prove its not No, you’re the one making exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims while stuck behind people driving at an appropriate speed, frustrated you can’t go 50 in a 30 without hitting the brakes for those annoying speed bumps. So please go ahead.
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Sep 14, 2022 21:29
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freeedr posted:Your wife will fake twice for that much i think i've heard from reliable sources that she loves pennies
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Sep 17, 2022 04:09
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they're perfect for filling out a banana hammock though
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Sep 18, 2022 18:47
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Canuckistan posted:There are urban legends of guys heating up dollar coins with a lighter and tossing them to strippers. that seems like a really good way to get beat up by a large bouncer?
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Talk about closing the barn door after the stable coin already left...
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Sep 20, 2022 19:45
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:echoes of many years ago when literally dozens of GBS goons were coming forward with stories about making GBS threads their pants in public Or the thread from a couple weeks ago asking who sleeps in the nude and a large percentage of respondents raised the issue that this would lead to poop on their bedsheets.
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Sep 26, 2022 20:34
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ACV swiggers crew represent
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Sep 27, 2022 20:38
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i'm telling you guys just keep a bottle in your kitchen and swig from it whenever you want a little fire in your belly. it's good make sure to shake it up so the mother is evenly distributed first
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Sep 27, 2022 21:42
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i think i'm ok on that stuff... yoder's is the best brand if you can find it almost gone   good thing i stocked up   vvv lol Mozi fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Sep 28, 2022 |
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Sep 28, 2022 02:05
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also putting the fire bucket next to all that flammable stuff instead of tossing it outside was, in retrospect, an error
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Sep 28, 2022 21:15
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i thought bicamelism was when a camel could swing either way
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Sep 29, 2022 19:36
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if you haven't killed at least a few people through overly-large cums i don't know what to tell you
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Oct 7, 2022 19:16
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bell jar posted:What a nauti truck driven hard and put away wet
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Oct 17, 2022 04:31
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i've seen videos of cats that could jump that high so it's probably fine as is
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Oct 19, 2022 16:18
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not a fan of whoever shot that video (and obviously knew what was going to happen)
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Oct 31, 2022 23:01
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Bum the Sad posted:Really bro? You're like 40 and concern trolling? no i have an aquarium and feel upset for the way they're mistreating the fish, which could easily die i'm also just expressing my opinion, if you perceive that as being trolled then enjoy that Mozi fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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Oct 31, 2022 23:27
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this does not instill confidence in the protective strength of their gate
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Nov 8, 2022 06:01
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Thiel is a literal vampire so yeah.
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what a foolish question, mortal.
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