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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/GkKo75r.mp4

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That man and his car are a treasure.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7DOZQENlvE

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Your Gay Uncle posted:

If one shoe stays on, does only their spirit die?

https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1551968435562840064

I think she may have literally broken that dude's ankle god drat.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
TV gave him a face for radio.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Who among us hasn't stubbed our toe and shouted those 14 words?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Part of becoming an adult is bottling up that rage.


muscles like this! posted:

IIRC there was a similar issue back when the Xbox One first launched where the trigger for voice commands could be set off by TV commercials or in game online voice chat.

This is still a problem and is why Echo devices are generally trained to ignore commercials that it knows. It's also why when shows just drop episodes that mention it there's problems.

https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/16/16318694/south-park-amazon-alexa-google-home

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

PYF Release Day Fuckery!

Usually December 1st if you follow NNN.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

"im not gay! im not gay!" i continue to insist as i jack off and cum to a pokemon guy

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

KoRMaK posted:

whats not safe for work about it??? is vulva visible or anus or something

Her vagina bones.


Sure if you wanna live safe like a nerd all your life.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://i.imgur.com/KFQw0z8.mp4

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe both Russia and Russia are actually just hoaxes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I've got a $20,000 bill and would like to buy one lemonade. I need exact change though.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That SNL sketch brought "oh drink my blood!" as an insult to my vocabulary so, for that much, it's awful.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

StrangersInTheNight posted:

You think I'm joking but some people have technology on their cows to track them and monitor their health that's connected to apps and that poo poo can be hacked to send false data about the health and robustness of our food supply so lol wtf the future

Can I turn on noclip?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
So those urinals are set up in a way that anyone above can just look down right at your dick? An exhibitionist's dream!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

davidspackage posted:

"Anyway, it's a girl." :effort:

Obviously genderless. Until that balloon is found we will never know.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mauser posted:

Yikes. There's a bunch of guys that ride around town on ATVs and dirt bikes doing wheelies and weaving in and out of traffic and I'm always deathly afraid one of them is gonna bite it :(

https://i.imgur.com/Q2Cfqyh.gifv

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RDM posted:

And a ton of sesame street. Which I know because "my kids watch sesame street" is why I paid HBO $20 a month.

Now I don't need to give HBO $20 a month.

A lot of the stuff they pulled from there is still on YouTube. Imagine thinking "take episodes of the most consistently popular children's media in history off the air" is a sound business decision.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Disney buys Warner, we finally get the Captain America/Batman love scene I've been hankering for.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w199OAIBnA0

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I mean, this is one of their mayors.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Stupid babies need the most attention!

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

PhazonLink posted:

slugged back is a bit of an odd phrase, and maybe America should use it more.

It's what you say when you see a slug bug to make sure nobody slugs you back.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I went karting for the first time last year and it was a fun way to find out I have mild claustrophobia as soon as that helmet got on my head. So I'm cruising along very slowly having what I believe is the first panic attack of my life while people zip past me and I'm getting jostled as I take leisurely turns just hoping this is over soon.

Fuckin ruled, would do it again.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Anora posted:

There is at least one person who is super into Gobots:

https://twitter.com/battleupsaber/status/1568197129063235584

https://twitter.com/TF_Moments/status/1569297876332986375

Long Story Short, a guy who REALLY likes Gobots has been vandalizing the Transformer's Wiki for a long while whenever they post anything that shows Cy-kill (the leader of the bad guy Gobots) gets killed in TF media, and started harassing a Transformers twitter account a few days ago, including making fake accounts of other Transformers fans.

Probably more of an Idiots on social media post, but Gobots were brought up.

Gobots comics rule.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Wendigee posted:

McDonald's mayo looks like semen

It comes from a caulk.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This is serious they also deducted that man one sack.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Don't worry, those random planks of wood stopped his fall.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Calf cramps are the worst poo poo I got one getting out of my car one day and nearly collapsed. And then I missed the boat exhibit!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
One time things were getting hot and heavy with a fly honey and I got a calf cramp and jumped up and started stomping around to get it fixed and she thought I did an early shoot because I kept apologizing and grunting real loud.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
One time my niece pranked me by writing my name on a piece of paper and handing it to me and yelling "pranked!" I was thoroughly owned.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Honestly I feel bad for the fish. Everyone's now just talking about their weight.

Clear case of shadenfreude.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This kid rules.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They actually take those kids outside and put them in a garbage can and that's how Oscars the Grouches are made.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

PhazonLink posted:

but we actually do? like ancients had their own cosmologies?

There could have been a bunch of people who thought the Earth was flat back then they just didn't have the internet to get that message out there.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If you can read this the driver fell out.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Outrail posted:

Just leave your headlights on all the time.

That would run down the battery. You gotta leave your car idling all the time to keep that from happening.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

A real Texan would have caught it and chugged it.

https://i.imgur.com/cmBLkHL.mp4

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Zero One posted:

KFC apologises after German Kristallnacht promotion https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63499057

An unironic

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Inceltown posted:

They stack too so you can be even more super verified



Whoever bought Tumblr knows their audience and knows they can make a bunch of money off extremely online people.

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