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Barry Bluejeans posted:cruelty to animals is okay if it's in short bursts, you heard it here first lmao jesus christ dude
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Scarodactyl posted:I don't get the first one. Dudes proposing, ring drops and falls between the boards
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Shifty Nipples posted:Who gets to decide whether someone deserves it or not? Apparently putin or trump, but nobody else
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Mozi posted:another thing that negatively affects fuel efficiency is driving too fast Not as much as some rear end in a top hat treating a speedbumb as a stopbump
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Mozi posted:mmm... prove it? mmmm.. you prove its not
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Mozi posted:No, you’re the one making exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims while stuck behind people driving at an appropriate speed, frustrated you can’t go 50 in a 30 without hitting the brakes for those annoying speed bumps. So please go ahead. No, im complaining about people slowing down to almost a stop, then slowly driving over the speed bump. IDIOT, you absolute MORON.
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SiKboy posted:No, its reinforced concrete and her kryptonian cells are supercharged by the light from earths yellow sun. 1/16th" drywall doesnt exist, its a joke, man
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old bean factory posted:I think that was a joke as well! Wait, was this a triple joke? Oh no.. idk man, seemed more mocking of the op to me. But im real angry today so
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Mauser posted:What gives him the right to "travel" on public property? The public part
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blight rhino posted:I wanna be a low key super hero and wander the streets in complete goblin mode. Just make sure you invest in an oxy acetlyne torch so you can cut them up into unreconizable pieces
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RatHat posted:There was also someone in that thread that says they change their bedsheets every fuckin day Sleeping on fresh sheets is the best. Brb going to buy 5 more sets of be linen.
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ilmucche posted:Did people die in the roughnecks:starship troopers show? I feel like they did no people, only rigpigs
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they shouldve realized something was up when nobody could sit still during meditation time
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As the owner of a wrecking ball dog, unless the dog doesnt get back up or it limps afterwards, its absolutely unscathed. My dog Frank was really excited playing with my other dog, and he decided to run downstairs, but for some reason halfway down the stairs he decided to jump?? He smashed a big ol dent into the drywall and fell about 3 feet onto the stairs. The little motherfucker got up and ran into the living room. When i got into the living room he was chasing his tail like nothing happened.
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rip schadenfreude thread, i thought this iteration would be the one that stuck
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ekuNNN posted:It does not, actually. This is the best kind of schad, imo. Quick, funny and harmless.
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thats barry chip
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Skwirl posted:There's a thing showing his name in the gif in your quote. oh my sweet summer child
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Atticus_1354 posted:Yeah it obviously says Michelle Wolf. But who's the other guy? i already said, its barry chip, half of stage comedy duo fish and chip. him and alan fish split up so he and roger pin could form a duo hoping to get sponsored by chip and pin, the secure new banking system
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Nuts and Gum posted:People idling their trucks in a busy parking area are assholes. Karen was right. This but anyone not driving a work truck in the city
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canyoneer posted:An example of accidentally doing the right thing (cutting off corporate welfare) for the wrong reason (because the corporation is "too woke") How is it corporate welfare if disney paid for everything and now arent?
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Back when my vision was better and I wasn't so reliant on audiobooks to feed my reading addiction, I'd often find myself unsure about pronunciation of names of characters. I mean, dont let it stop you. People are militant that some guy in warhammer 40k named abaddon is pronounced "abba-don", but even if his name wasnt hebrew, it wouldnt be pronounced that way in english. Dont let being wrong stop you from being right, in other words.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Wait how the gently caress is that supposed to be pronounced if not "abba-don?" Like abandon without the n Edit: the accepted alternate spellings are abaddan and abadon
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Large Testicles posted:it rhymes with Aladdin Aba-deen
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Bookish posted:I still wake up in a cold sweat remembering having to read aloud in 6th grade, coming across the word chauffeur and pronouncing it shaw-fyer. Fuckin embarrassing! The english language is to languages what the british museum is to art/culture Skwirl posted:How often does the pronunciation of a biblical devil come up in your daily life? Often, if you play warhammer 40k
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Skwirl posted:I will admit I get loving annoyed at people who say Mario's name wrong when talking about Super Mario Brothers. and so everyone is clear, this is how you pronounce Mario I genuinely dont know of this is a serious reply or some sort of biting sarcasm. If it is sarcasm, thats a terrible analogy, because when talking about the video game or the race car man, i always hear marr-io and not mare-io
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Skwirl posted:No. Sorry, some people get really invested in how to pronounce warham names and i have had people get legitimately upset with me when i said abad-don and not immediately acquiesce
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Subjunctive posted:Also, 38,000 years is plenty of time for a pronunciation to shift. ok, in 38,000 years they can possibly be right, but today that word is pronounced a-bad-don or its wrong
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Shifty Nipples posted:pemdas the gently caress did you just call me??
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blight rhino posted:one of my first D&D sessions, back in the day. Pa-LAD-din. Paladdin is actually an arabic word and is pronounced pal-ah-deen Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I remember when a dude in my 6th grade class pronounced it thermo-meter. It might not be socially acceptable, but he was right goddammit. You dont pronounce it a ther-mog-raff, its thermograph. My Spirit Otter fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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i always say it as chi-merra. i know its wrong, but its fun
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Takes No Damage posted:Deck looked pretty loving smooth to me to quote a 20th century poet, "ice, ice, baby"
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HungryMedusa posted:If I only teach my kid one thing I hope it is to not ride your bike on the sidewalk on the wrong side of the street. As a cyclist and a driver that poo poo gives me nightmares. Drivers are dipshits, you gotta give them all the chances to see you on a bike and then still hope they don’t decide to run you down So you'd rather the kids not see the car coming and not be able to even attempt to avoid it?
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