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emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
I get lonely at night. It's cold and nobody is awake when I am because I work a hell shift.

I am a patient they.

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emSparkly

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sb hermit posted:

meanwhile, gonna stay up for awhile to :nitecrew:

gonna pour some bourbon right now

oh i do have a little bit of good bourbon left. hmm...

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

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drat the only cult near me is the evangelical church where they all sing christian rock before sermons.

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emSparkly

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We haven't had Quakers in ages. The Amish ran them out of town.

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

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I should just start my own. I've been weaving esoteric philosophies on the personification of death and maybe I could convince others to agree with me and show up at my house for like, pizza parties.

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emSparkly

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Like, is that a thing normal people do? Just have parties? Like if I decided to throw a party and just sent invitations to random people around town would they show up?

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emSparkly

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It's almost 00:30 and I'm making a whole rear end box of pasta and garlic bread because I've fallen into the routine of never eating all day and then shoving an entire 3 meals worth of grub down my gullet after I get home from work.

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
Hell yes let's get trashed and listen to the doom 64 soundtrack and have weird dreams because of it when we fall asleep

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emSparkly

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When is it too early to be nighttime? Any time between work ending and sleep beginning is night for me.

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

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I've gotten tipsy and made myself a sausage sandwich. My shoulders hurt but the fireworks are over now. Been a good night.

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

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Lonely night. Touch starved and out of beer :(

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emSparkly

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No my life is a wreck and I can't even ask a doctor for my weed card yet, let alone risk my career doing anything illegal

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

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My night ended up being better because I got to chat with someone cool and I finished the dishes and watched MST3K. It was all ok in the end.

I am a patient they.

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emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
Wish I was up and beer'd

Edit: oh poo poo i found some beer in my fridge let's goooooo

I am a patient they.

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