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We like to joke about pooping our pants but what about when it happens for real? Well this is the thead to talk about it. DId you laugh too hard and lose control of your sphincter? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvFVBPVQOU Is it your kink?]  or did you just have diarrhea  let's talk about it!  (USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Good username and post combo
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Aug 8, 2022 01:34
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lil poopendorfer
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Aug 8, 2022 01:36
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Did they already buy back account and av?!?
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Aug 8, 2022 01:39
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Aug 8, 2022 01:42
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hell ya poofendorfer
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I'd rather not
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Aug 8, 2022 01:46
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heh poop
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Aug 8, 2022 01:48
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Pushed too hard and boiled a bubbly turd water right between my hairy cheeks. Thought it was a soothing fart until it began crusting. E: for clarity I'm the one in the first photo of the OP
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Aug 8, 2022 01:50
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Probably about a year ago, was feeling sick and having hot farts all day, until one of them wasn't Not the end of the world, my reaction time is pretty good and I was at home
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Aug 8, 2022 01:54
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Its called Morbin'. Kids try it at parties. First they poop their pants, then they have sex.
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Aug 8, 2022 01:57
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it's quite embarrassing to admit, but here it is - i've never poo poo my pants as an adult, or even as a teenager.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:00
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I didn't poo poo my pants but a few months ago I fainted from having super bad diarrhea and fell forward off the toilet and long story short the bathroom had to be professionally cleaned.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:06
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The worst ones are the bubble gut diarrhea farts when you go commando in jeans and then you feel hot brown squirting down the back of your calves, pissing out your rear end
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Aug 8, 2022 02:07
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Trickles down like a poo poo millipede
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Aug 8, 2022 02:08
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NeatHeteroDude posted:Did they already buy back account and av?!? I think autobans now keep your avatar? If I remember astral saying something like this (I'll see you in a few pal!!)
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Aug 8, 2022 02:11
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About a month ago I was doing my usual work from home grind and ripped a big fart except it wasn't just a fart it was a shart. I didn't even notice for a few minutes until it smelled real bad and my rear end felt cold. I had to take a shower just to make sure I was clean. The worst part is the boxer briefs I was wearing are now permanently stained. I've washed them multiple times, used pre-treaters, cleaning boosters, everything, and you can still see the brown stains on them.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:14
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Haha loser
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Aug 8, 2022 02:16
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Back in 2013. If you have food poisoning, it's never going to be a fart.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:18
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Jose Oquendo posted:About a month ago I was doing my usual work from home grind and ripped a big fart except it wasn't just a fart it was a shart. I didn't even notice for a few minutes until it smelled real bad and my rear end felt cold. I had to take a shower just to make sure I was clean. You didn’t immediately throw them away? That’s pretty disgusting.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You didn’t immediately throw them away? That’s pretty disgusting. The mrs did throw them away after I tried everything to get them clean. A drat shame too. One of my favorite pairs.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:25
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It's even better to poo poo in someone else's pants.
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Aug 8, 2022 02:40
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I think autobans now keep your avatar? If I remember astral saying something like this (I'll see you in a few pal!!) autobans keep the av until the poster unbans and if someone autobans their av turns into a link to their rapsheet
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Aug 8, 2022 09:29
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The OP made a thread about pooping and decided to use a thread tag other than the default, 'poo poo Post.' They deserve the ban IMO.
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Aug 8, 2022 09:57
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I haven't poo poo my pants since I was 2 or less. It's really very easy not to do it. I've never even come close. I have no idea why everyone else seems to have such a problem with it here.
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Aug 8, 2022 09:57
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I couple weeks ago I heard a lady say to her boyfriend "Everytime you get too drunk you poo poo your pants and I'm tired of it, if you're gonna do that tonight I'm not gonna come out with you."
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Aug 8, 2022 10:02
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After a craft beer festival some years ago. Never did find out which pint it was that got me. I'd invest in that brewery.
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Aug 8, 2022 10:06
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last week i had some sort of intestinal infection so i sharted twice. the second time was mostly mucus.
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Aug 8, 2022 10:11
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Caesar Saladin posted:I couple weeks ago I heard a lady say to her boyfriend "Everytime you get too drunk you poo poo your pants and I'm tired of it, if you're gonna do that tonight I'm not gonna come out with you." so you just left her at home?
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Aug 8, 2022 10:13
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I haven't poo poo my pants since I was 2 or less. It's really very easy not to do it. I've never even come close. I have no idea why everyone else seems to have such a problem with it here. You can't even afford pants.
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Aug 8, 2022 10:13
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i do micro pants shirtings on the regular by expelling a shitwind gaseous solution with small to medium flecks of particulate matter suspended in it, at force, out of my anus, to be filtered by my merino underwear
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I use my flatulence as a model for atmospheric methane extraction as well
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Aug 8, 2022 11:48
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when I was in first grade I got stomach flu, but it was on my birthday so my parents thought I was faking it and made me go to school anyway. two hours in and I diarrhead in the middle of class. beginning of a long downward spiral that continues to this day
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Aug 8, 2022 12:47
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Shifting in your pants is some amateur move, pros poo poo out of their pants. Funnel it down the leg, or use the fly creatively
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Aug 8, 2022 12:50
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Colonel Cancer posted:Shifting in your pants is some amateur move, pros poo poo out of their pants. Funnel it down the leg, or use the fly creatively this is why i had to stop wearing white socks
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ChubbyChecker posted:autobans keep the av until the poster unbans Ooooo whattt I like that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjq69tFs7c
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I poo poo my pants may this year after confronting the abuser that tortured the gay out of me as a child. (Hi mum)
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Worf posted:this is why i had to stop wearing white socks Sandals my dude
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