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lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014


We like to joke about pooping our pants but what about when it happens for real? Well this is the thead to talk about it.

DId you laugh too hard and lose control of your sphincter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvFVBPVQOU


Is it your kink?]



or did you just have diarrhea


let's talk about it! :coolfish:

(USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


Good username and post combo

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



lil poopendorfer

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017


So here I am, at a freaking plant y'allalilulelo, dealing with fortune and vamps. Sneaking, shooting, finding bombs, cartwheels - that's something I do now. Uhh yeah... I'm like a big boss!

Did they already buy back account and av?!?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





💩

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010


hell ya poofendorfer

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


I'd rather not

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



heh poop

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Pushed too hard and boiled a bubbly turd water right between my hairy cheeks. Thought it was a soothing fart until it began crusting.

E: for clarity I'm the one in the first photo of the OP

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Probably about a year ago, was feeling sick and having hot farts all day, until one of them wasn't

Not the end of the world, my reaction time is pretty good and I was at home

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN


Its called Morbin'. Kids try it at parties. First they poop their pants, then they have sex.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






it's quite embarrassing to admit, but here it is - i've never poo poo my pants as an adult, or even as a teenager.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



I didn't poo poo my pants but a few months ago I fainted from having super bad diarrhea and fell forward off the toilet and long story short the bathroom had to be professionally cleaned.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




The worst ones are the bubble gut diarrhea farts when you go commando in jeans and then you feel hot brown squirting down the back of your calves, pissing out your rear end

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Trickles down like a poo poo millipede

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


NeatHeteroDude posted:

Did they already buy back account and av?!?

I think autobans now keep your avatar? If I remember astral saying something like this (I'll see you in a few pal!!)

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




About a month ago I was doing my usual work from home grind and ripped a big fart except it wasn't just a fart it was a shart. I didn't even notice for a few minutes until it smelled real bad and my rear end felt cold. I had to take a shower just to make sure I was clean.

The worst part is the boxer briefs I was wearing are now permanently stained. I've washed them multiple times, used pre-treaters, cleaning boosters, everything, and you can still see the brown stains on them.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Haha loser

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007


Back in 2013. If you have food poisoning, it's never going to be a fart.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Jose Oquendo posted:

About a month ago I was doing my usual work from home grind and ripped a big fart except it wasn't just a fart it was a shart. I didn't even notice for a few minutes until it smelled real bad and my rear end felt cold. I had to take a shower just to make sure I was clean.

The worst part is the boxer briefs I was wearing are now permanently stained. I've washed them multiple times, used pre-treaters, cleaning boosters, everything, and you can still see the brown stains on them.

You didnít immediately throw them away? Thatís pretty disgusting.

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Nigmaetcetera posted:

You didnít immediately throw them away? Thatís pretty disgusting.

The mrs did throw them away after I tried everything to get them clean. A drat shame too. One of my favorite pairs.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



It's even better to poo poo in someone else's pants.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Seth Pecksniff posted:

I think autobans now keep your avatar? If I remember astral saying something like this (I'll see you in a few pal!!)

autobans keep the av until the poster unbans

and if someone autobans their av turns into a link to their rapsheet

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


The OP made a thread about pooping and decided to use a thread tag other than the default, 'poo poo Post.'

They deserve the ban IMO.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I haven't poo poo my pants since I was 2 or less. It's really very easy not to do it. I've never even come close. I have no idea why everyone else seems to have such a problem with it here.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



I couple weeks ago I heard a lady say to her boyfriend "Everytime you get too drunk you poo poo your pants and I'm tired of it, if you're gonna do that tonight I'm not gonna come out with you."

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

After a craft beer festival some years ago. Never did find out which pint it was that got me. I'd invest in that brewery.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


last week i had some sort of intestinal infection so i sharted twice. the second time was mostly mucus.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Caesar Saladin posted:

I couple weeks ago I heard a lady say to her boyfriend "Everytime you get too drunk you poo poo your pants and I'm tired of it, if you're gonna do that tonight I'm not gonna come out with you."

so you just left her at home?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Funky See Funky Do posted:

I haven't poo poo my pants since I was 2 or less. It's really very easy not to do it. I've never even come close. I have no idea why everyone else seems to have such a problem with it here.

You can't even afford pants.

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



i do micro pants shirtings on the regular by expelling a shitwind gaseous solution with small to medium flecks of particulate matter suspended in it, at force, out of my anus, to be filtered by my merino underwear

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




I use my flatulence as a model for atmospheric methane extraction as well

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

when I was in first grade I got stomach flu, but it was on my birthday so my parents thought I was faking it and made me go to school anyway. two hours in and I diarrhead in the middle of class. beginning of a long downward spiral that continues to this day

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Shifting in your pants is some amateur move, pros poo poo out of their pants. Funnel it down the leg, or use the fly creatively

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Colonel Cancer posted:

Shifting in your pants is some amateur move, pros poo poo out of their pants. Funnel it down the leg, or use the fly creatively

this is why i had to stop wearing white socks

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


ChubbyChecker posted:

autobans keep the av until the poster unbans

and if someone autobans their av turns into a link to their rapsheet

Ooooo whattt I like that

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKjq69tFs7c

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006



I poo poo my pants may this year after confronting the abuser that tortured the gay out of me as a child. (Hi mum)

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Worf posted:

this is why i had to stop wearing white socks

Sandals my dude

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