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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Genesplicer posted:

Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. Go lay out under the stars and just look at space for a while (Leave the cellphone off, so your eyes will adjust to the dark. The stars can be amazing.)

Breathe deep and enjoy the quiet darkness.

mods want us to touch grass so here's me posting online that i did it

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teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

alternatively post pics of the general outside.

some other things you might find yourself touching:

sand on the beach
a park bench you're sitting on
a dirty subway railing that will probably make you sick if you touch your face after

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I touch some poison ivy and now I have a rash. Thanks, mods :argh:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





grass is full of bugs and stuff

NO THANKS

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


I got stun 13 times by yellowjackets trying to mow yesterday

gently caress grass

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


OP I am proud of you for touching grass :3:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





do you think fit athletic outside people make fun of each other by going, "lmao, you're always playing basketball Jim, you should go touch computer"

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

i also went to the beach yesterday and some seagulls took my sandwich while i walked along the shore.

here's a video i got of a pigeon eating the scraps of my stolen cheesesteak

https://imgur.io/a/MaENV4R.mp4

e: how do you embed this poo poo

teen phone cutie fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 8, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

do you think fit athletic outside people make fun of each other by going, "lmao, you're always playing basketball Jim, you should go touch computer"

this is probably what all the "nice guys" say unironically

Seth Pecksniff posted:

OP I am proud of you for touching grass :3:

thanks OP i like to be a team player

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

time to post

the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead :sigh:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


i dont like these new sayings

i thought "touch grass" was supposed to mean smoke a bowl

"suss" is another one i'm getting sick of, it sounds like a combination of "sass" and "puss"

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari





Bula Vinaka posted:

i dont like these new sayings

i thought "touch grass" was supposed to mean smoke a bowl

"suss" is another one i'm getting sick of, it sounds like a combination of "sass" and "puss"

sus post, no cap

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Nooner posted:

the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead :sigh:

dude same but my landlord has people taking good care of the lawn.

although i would take poo poo grass if it meant my rent wasn't costing an arm and a leg

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Bula Vinaka posted:

"suss" is another one i'm getting sick of, it sounds like a combination of "sass" and "puss"

https://youtu.be/wCdRxZ4RoNw

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007






Grimey Drawer

Itís been like 110 degrees for 2 months there is no more grass, OP. Just yellow burnt straw everywhere.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

LuckyCat posted:

Itís been like 110 degrees for 2 months there is no more grass, OP. Just yellow burnt straw everywhere.

are you and nooner roommates?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007






Grimey Drawer

teen phone cutie posted:

are you and nooner roommates?

I prefer the term ďloversĒ

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Nooner posted:

the lil patch of grass in my yard is all dead because its been like 110 degrees for the last month and a half and also we are in a drought and have to limit water usage. I wish the mods would tell me to go touch drought resistant landscape instead :sigh:

you can have some of my grass

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




I had to rescue my dumbass kitten from a tree twice the other day. That counts for touching nature.

https://twitter.com/samBkays/status/1556648099606515712?t=KAQpvFjWLWm2bqEgGPnabA&s=19

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin's a good man! So are you guys! Hey - stay clean. stay focused. stay strong. Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Das Boo posted:

I had to rescue my dumbass kitten from a tree twice the other day. That counts for touching nature.

https://twitter.com/samBkays/status/1556648099606515712?t=KAQpvFjWLWm2bqEgGPnabA&s=19

dang OP i thought this stuff only happened in the cartoons

good job being outside tho!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

maaaan that was a lot of dogshit. gently caress you genesplicer

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




I'm frequently outside but I'm not about to touch any grass

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



there is no grass in new york city

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

OP, considering your rear end is grass, can i touch your rear end?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



I fuckin love touching grass.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.

Jade Ear Joe

Yaldabaoth posted:

Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

can't believe I'm saying this but could you please go back to posting about Jordan Peterson

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So is the phrase "nature is healing" no longer in fashion

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


It's actually portmanteau for great rear end

Touch great rear end

It's good for your mental health

Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019


Grass? It's a fine entry-level thing to touch, I guess. The mature tactilelier has long moved on, sometimes touching tens of things a day. I'd link some high-level touch theorycraft resources but they're *snort* a little too technical for a basic toucher

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

i went to the park this morning :)

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



I hung laundry out to dry in my backyard

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


I tried to touch the grass but it recoiled in horror and told me it had a boyfriend

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Smoking is touching right

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

When you were having premarital sex i studied the blades

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

when i was a child i was not allowed to walk on the grass unless necessary and one year for my birthday dad bought me a ball return for the basketball hoop so it was less likely the ball would end up in the grass

Buce
Dec 23, 2005



lawns are stupid. Fields of tall grass are cool though. Except for all the ticks.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Yaldabaoth posted:

Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

thinking about this a lot eh

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Stonehouse Beach posted:

Grass? It's a fine entry-level thing to touch, I guess. The mature tactilelier has long moved on, sometimes touching tens of things a day. I'd link some high-level touch theorycraft resources but they're *snort* a little too technical for a basic toucher

lol

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Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Yaldabaoth posted:

Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

very normal association to make heh yup

*frantically dialing 911*

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