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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


For me hopefully it will either be when I die or when I am waiting in line to poo poo on Trump's grave but the line is too long and I can't make it

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Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR



Huh

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe

Probably tomorrow under the crushing weight of ennui.
I'll be sure to post deets.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Hopefully spinning in midair with a lot of people on the ground looking up.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


I'd rather not

madlobster
Aug 12, 2003


Probably next time I accidently eat something with sorbitol or other sugar alcohols. Again.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Probably the next time I have diarrhea and trust that it's all done when it feels like a fart

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



I'll probably try to do it right in the midway at the state fair

e: removed the word PROBABLY. Too much "probably" itt, let's see some commitment.

Mega64
May 23, 2008



Why do you want to poo poo on Ivana Trump's grave?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Chief McHeath posted:

I'll probably try to do it right in the midway at the state fair

Are you afraid you might fail?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Mega64 posted:

Why do you want to poo poo on Ivana Trump's grave?

She was a piece of poo poo too, but I was talking about the chief executive awfulness

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



The Bloop posted:

Are you afraid you might fail?

I edited my post before seeing that you said this, but no, I have the utmost confidence.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

My poops aren't constrained by your pedestrian theory of time and space. My next poop has happened eons ago.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Sure! Who knows when itíll be though, I havenít pooped my pants in yeó







Oh bother.

So do I post it here or in the other thread?

phobo
Aug 7, 2008


Candles, flowers, chilled wine, sexy music.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Next time I have to talk to someone I don't want to and they won't take the loving hint. Nothing ends conversation quicker than, "I have to leave, I just poo poo my pants."

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013



When the FBI raids my home in Florida and breaks into my big beautiful safe full of Crimes

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


wake up

gotta go pee

rear end in a top hat is itchy

scratch it with toilet paper

OH NO!!!

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


I'll never poop my pants again.



edit:
Ok just this one time but that was the last one

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


Does it count if I only wear jorts?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

I met a trio of witches on a moonlit moor and they foretold that I will not poop my pants ere OP makes a good thread, so I am looking forward to having poop-free pants forever

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Does it count if I only wear jorts?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007






Grimey Drawer

I live in the present moment. That said, I am presently making GBS threads my drawers.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i have food poisoning from ordering eggplant from an indian place and i spent all yesterday and today violently making GBS threads in the toilet

i still havent soiled myself and if i make it through the night inshallah i should be ok

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

I'm gonna poop your pants op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i had a fever dream this afternoom wherein an entire forest grew out of nothing in front of me but i was watching tv so i could vaguely hear frylock from athf narrate it in the background

i woke up to poop, but not in my pants

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005





making GBS threads on graves is illegal OP

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