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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Wait, so they just stick a new one in there if I need a transplant? Doesn't sound like a good way to lose weight.



From my understanding if its not cancerous/some other reason for removal, yes. I'm assuming it's less invasive/traumatic to just wire in a new one rather than removing the old and risk damaging the surrounding vessels.

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IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Nah that’s normal, maybe slightly high but still well below hypertension levels.

Both numbers are low enough to not warrant any worry, IMO. The new guidelines of pre-hypertension starting at 120/80 were changed from 135/85 mostly to get fat fucks to make better lifestyle choices.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Last check was 138/76

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
That was about 15 minutes ago. The thing just automatically inflated again. 132/81 this time around.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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IT BURNS posted:

Both numbers are low enough to not warrant any worry, IMO. The new guidelines of pre-hypertension starting at 120/80 were changed from 135/85 mostly to get fat fucks to make better lifestyle choices.

I take the lipitor. I take Lisinopril

I take the COMBINATION lipitor Lisinopril

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

What's the prognosis on your posting

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

The Bramble posted:

What's the prognosis on your posting

poo poo

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Say you need benzos because uh, idk you’re nervous? Just ask for them.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I looked it up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oncocytoma

It says they can be premalignant. If only one kidney is unaffected, wouldn't it make sense to remove the affected one, if the number of tumors is "uncountable"?

Sorry this poo poo is happening to you. :(

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Is this blood pressure good?
does that say 116/68? yes, that's good.

the other numbers you said in the 130s are not good and will catch up to you as you age.

if you really want to reduce your risk of heart disease and other arterial diseases in old age, you should be shooting for a blood pressure in the 110s over ~70. not easy to do if you eat the average western diet though. my last blood pressure when i was eating a pretty strict vegan diet in my mid 30s was 117/69 (nice). can't remember my most recent number now that i also eat dairy and eggs, but it was up a little bit from that, like mid 120s which is still ok, but i would be cracking down on my eating habits pretty quick if it went any higher.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

LuckyCat posted:

Say you need benzos because uh, idk you’re nervous? Just ask for them.

For the last time Jordan Peterson do NOT ask other posters for benzos!!!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
You've already had one kidney go benedict arnold on you

You must strike the other one down before it has a chance

It's the only way

Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Aug 10, 2022

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
did you ask the doctor what type of car he drives

if its a tesla tell him to go gently caress himself OP

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Wait doesn't onco- and -coma prefixes and suffix mean like cancer? Hope you don't have cancer op

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully

Seth Pecksniff posted:

stay safe biopsy goon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

It was weird it didn't hurt but feeling the tube or whatever the gently caress it was inside and moving around felt hosed up.

Hell, same.

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
Biopsy? Gayopsy? Who cares, we're all just people who deserve happiness

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this is now an LGBTQ thread

let's get biopsies together?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
OOPS! All biopsies!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The last time I got a biopsy I died.
Prayers and thoughts.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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interwhat posted:

Wait doesn't onco- and -coma prefixes and suffix mean like cancer? Hope you don't have cancer op

Yo, I don't fuckin know, I'm not a scientologist.

The last time they just said "yo, that poo poo ain;t cancer bitch". Not in those exact words I think.

Bad Purchase posted:

does that say 116/68? yes, that's good.

the other numbers you said in the 130s are not good and will catch up to you as you age.

if you really want to reduce your risk of heart disease and other arterial diseases in old age, you should be shooting for a blood pressure in the 110s over ~70. not easy to do if you eat the average western diet though. my last blood pressure when i was eating a pretty strict vegan diet in my mid 30s was 117/69 (nice). can't remember my most recent number now that i also eat dairy and eggs, but it was up a little bit from that, like mid 120s which is still ok, but i would be cracking down on my eating habits pretty quick if it went any higher.

Yeah its been a few different numbers. When I first got there it was kinda high the nurse said. I asked her if it was because I might be nervous and she said that doesn't help. I have dr appointments every few months for various things and I always ask about my blood pressure beause thats pretty much the first thing they do when they get me in to the room and typically their answer is "its fine".

Certainly it could be better of course but for now I'll take their word for it.

Thanks for the well wishes goons :3:

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Aug 10, 2022

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bad Purchase posted:

this is now an LGBTQ thread

let's get biopsies together?

Friends who get prostate exams together,

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Colonel Cancer posted:

Friends who get prostate exams together,

Sodomize?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



You'd know best, Mr. Ambassador

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Ugh once they get you on the rack they always find “problems” to upsell you on. Just get the kirkland signature medical package and be done with it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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drat! One more reason to get a costco membership.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
How it taste?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
liek ur moms pusy

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Thoughts and prayers

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I wont settle for anything less than a triopsy.

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Seth Pecksniff posted:

stay safe biopsy goon

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Buce posted:

I wont settle for anything less than a triopsy.

If this was in the dinosaur times it could be a TRICERATOPSY!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You really don't want one of those, the drat antediluvian lizards don't wash their horns OR get medical degrees

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



hope they figure out why you make bad posts op

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Jabberlock posted:

hope they figure out why you make bad posts op

Hell yeah, that's my biggest concern.

Don't want forums cancer

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

From one fan of backdoor action to another, good luck with your biopsy, op.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
How are you?
Are you ok

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Spinz posted:

How are you?
Are you ok

Still alive. Had the plague for a bit so possibly haven't been poo poo posting quite as much as usual.

50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this
Fingers crossed they can, uh, fix your hosed up organs fast.

Seriously though I saw biopsy and was like STOP GIVING GOONS CANCER TF :argh: at the universe I guess.

Did you throw up blood after? I had two lung biopsies and threw up blood immediately after them both times.

Keep us informed duderino. Thoughts and prayers seem to do poo poo-all but you’re in my thoughts and prayer anyways. :love:

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It's kidneys stones from all that cum you been chuggin

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