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Suspended coaster that simulates the experience of going down the child-obliterating death zipline. Chickencheese vendor that travels between areas of the park. BYOB-themed chillout tent with cool mist and refreshments for hot summer days.
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Dark ride that puts you in the role of that goon who carried a printer a few miles in hopes of getting laid.
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Aug 11, 2022 03:38
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Hot dog cart that I think ended up being racist Groverhaus extreme water slide without railings
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Doom bathroom for females and it's a haunted house.
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Aug 11, 2022 17:37
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swap.avi, but a log flume
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Aug 11, 2022 21:26
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Rib kid face character
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StormDrain posted:Doom bathroom for females and it's a haunted house. Every ride I think of for this concept ends up basically being a haunted house.
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StormDrain posted:Doom bathroom for females and it's a haunted house. Even better, Doom Bathroom themed water play area.
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The lost fingat stunt show
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Icedude posted:The lost fingat stunt show and medical tent
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Aug 12, 2022 16:13
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Johnny Fiveaces character meet 'n' greet
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Fartington Butts posted:Rib kid face character caricature artists that only draw people eating ribs like rib kid
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Aug 12, 2022 21:48
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Four teacups at the edge of a cliff.
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Barry Soteriology posted:caricature artists that only draw people eating ribs like rib kid the rib kid face painting booth at the fair, they've just got one large house painting sized brush and a vat of barbeque sauce and smear it on in about two or three big swipes
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Aug 12, 2022 23:49
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Microwave's Mom photo op where you get to pose right next to her.
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Aug 13, 2022 00:01
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Bill Fillmaff's Gaming Hall
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CapnAndy posted:Groverhaus extreme water slide without railings At the very end of the ride the pipe comes out of a shed
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A waterslide with a head chopper element to it.
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Shrimp cocktail at the snack bar, but you have to order it as “some kind of small pastry.”
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One of those wooden cut outs where you can put your head through and get your picture taken, but it's the goatman's rear end
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Haunted Doomhouse Haunted Groverhaus It's A Smythe World Fragmaster... in 3D!
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:One of those wooden cut outs where you can put your head through and get your picture taken, but it's the goatman's rear end I want this to happen for real.
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All the recorded instructional loops are voiced by Schmorky.
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Daily re-enactments of Lemon Party. And cooling off tents that spray water over people when its a thousand degrees out. But the water is coming out of fountains shaped like tubgirl. Hell, just fountains around the park shaped like tub girl.
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The Terrible Secret of Space, a slow-moving dark ride similar to Disney's Haunted Mansion
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Disneyworld sells ice cream bars shaped like Mickey's face. Someplace Awful sells ice cream bars shaped like Barnacle Jim's face. Naturally they cost a lot more because of how much more ice cream you get.
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Aug 14, 2022 04:16
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Mestre's Pizza
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Vending machines that only sell goon staples such as Cheetos, Mountain Dew, Mangosteen and...............?
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Ride Your Favorite: a ride where you tell them your favorite ride and you get to go on it from there!
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Vending machines that only sell goon staples such as Cheetos, Mountain Dew, Mangosteen and...............? fatty jerky
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Turn On Your Monitor: a 4D Theater Experience Experience the Something Awful Forum Goons like you never have before! 3D! Sounds! Smells! Water effects!
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Leonard J. Crabs permanently on-site to deal with potential litigation. Threatens to sue any park guest he hears complaining about lines. Context: I had a minor ride-related injury at Six Flags back in the early 2000s. Had no intention of anything - I asked an employee where I could get band-aids and some tylenol, and they rushed me into a building with actual on-site lawyers who wanted me to sign arbitration + no-fault agreements in exchange for a band-aid.
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Vending machines that only sell goon staples such as Cheetos, Mountain Dew, Mangosteen and...............? Mangosteen Whip
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Aug 15, 2022 18:26
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TubGirl log flume
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Signature roller coaster called 'Da Joose' that gets shut down for sending too many people to the hospital
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The cost to enter the Something Awful Theme Park hasn’t changed in 20 years, but it’s still too steep a cost for most visitors to beautiful Lee’s Summit. Also, we’re in the process of relocating the park from Lee’s Summit.
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