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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



you ever suck a dick?

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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


Nah that's gay bro

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



wjat

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

i did not inhale

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Mozi posted:

i did not inhale

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


I tried but I can't reach

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!


Nap Ghost

I'm actually pretty good at dick

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Does a big, beefy Chyna-like clit count?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Many people say that I suck dick, does that count

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






only in my dreams

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


that's private op

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


I sucked your dad's dick and now I'm your new dad

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


I love you son, I'm very proud of you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


I don't wanna talk about it op

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I thought you were supposed to blow :confused:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Heh, nice try gayboy.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Touch Fuzzy, get Spooky


Mooey Cow posted:

I thought you were supposed to blow :confused:

Depends on how good one is at it, some suck and some blow.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)



His weenie was wrapped so my mouth didn't touch it. No homo.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






your lips are just a sheet over your teeth, and opening your mouth is a hole in the sheet, so you don't really need to worry what goes in there. you're well covered by the loophole.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...




Bad Purchase posted:

your lips are just a sheet over your teeth, and opening your mouth is a hole in the sheet, so you don't really need to worry what goes in there. you're well covered by the loophole.

Ah, then I've never sucked a dick OP

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

No dick, but those white sticks for Fun Dip are good.

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3

Seriouspost time but I dated a girl with a penis for a while and she asked me to try it, and its not like I could have refused without being a jerk. It wasn't bad, just a lot of work

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Squee posted:

Seriouspost time but I dated a girl with a penis for a while and she asked me to try it, and its not like I could have refused without being a jerk. It wasn't bad, just a lot of work

"Yes." Would have sufficed

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






i think you actually could've refused without being a jerk if you didn't want to though :confused:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



It's not gay if your pronouns are different.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Never have, never will. The curse of being straight. Eating pussy is an S tier activity though.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Haven't yet found one worthy of my mouth

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





wait are we talking strictly for pleasure here because I've worked at the dick sucking factory as a seasonal worker for a long time

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009



Smellrose

yeah

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






waiting for the right dick

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bad Purchase posted:

waiting for the right dick

Exactly. You can't just suck the first dick you see while waitin for your tendies at Popeyes. You gotta shop around, tease em a bit.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





William Henry Hairytaint posted:

wait are we talking strictly for pleasure here because I've worked at the dick sucking factory as a seasonal worker for a long time

Yo they hiring?
I'll get you a referral bonus dog

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Exactly. You can't just suck the first dick you see while waitin for your tendies at Popeyes. You gotta shop around, tease em a bit.

You don't loving tell ME what to do

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






nobody on their deathbed says "i wish i had been more choosy about the dicks i sucked"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

😈Satanically👹 Summoned 𖤐 Citrus🍋





I have worked in corporate America, what do you think?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 25, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Never op, not once in my life...

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bad Purchase posted:

nobody on their deathbed says "i wish i had been more choosy about the dicks i sucked"

I mean, true. It sounds more like mmm *SLURP SLURP* *choke*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






so that's what's meant by the term "death rattle"

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?



bucket of dicks list

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



numberoneposter posted:

It's not gay if your pronouns are different.

yep. keeping it on the straight and narrow by clarifying that i sucked her dick. actually

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