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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

His weenie was wrapped so my mouth didn't touch it. No homo.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Squee posted:

Seriouspost time but I dated a girl with a penis for a while and she asked me to try it, and its not like I could have refused without being a jerk. It wasn't bad, just a lot of work

How hot was she? I'm almost there asking for :science:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Coin posted:

about 25 years ago I managed to get some of my own dick into my mouth, but the experience overall felt more like sucking dick than having my dick sucked and I wasn't flexible enough to do it comfortably and also I was bad at sucking dick. Never tried it again, completely off the table now with my 40-year-old body.

https://lupinepublishers.com/otolaryngology-journal/fulltext/autofellatio-injury-and-associated-symptoms.ID.000188.php

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

larchesdanrew posted:

im sucking a dick right now OP how do you like them apple

(Slaps the side of your head and tells you to keep your mind on the job.)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

if you haven't tasted your own cum what is stopping you? cowardice?

Pro-tip for guys: Have your partner suck your dick til you cum, but tell tem not to swallow. After you blow in their mouth, give them a passionate kiss, and enjoy the delicious taste of your own fresh spooge.

I've done this a few times and strongly recommend it.

Of course if they spit your load before you can kiss them :sever:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Spinz posted:

Gross
It tastes terrible

Not my cum.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

DicktheCat posted:

Yes.

But not as many as I would like.

If you don't dick the cat as often, you'll have more time for sucking dick.

Also, have any of you dickhavers bought one of those fancy expensive dick "sucking" machines (some of them actually go up and down your dick, and some squeeze your cock in oscillations to simulate a human mouth)? If so, how does it compare to a real BJ, how hard is it to clean, and is it still working after 1,000 suckoffs? What about after 5,000? And state the make and model pls. Asking for an, err, friend.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 16, 2022

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Spinz posted:

It's quite confusing when you are just starting to be sexually active since there is actually not that much "sucking."

I didn't figure that out for a bit

I suppose nowadays with porn everywhere on phones that's not an issue

Lol nm

Some first time dick suckers pre internet porn as you say, actually tried to "blow" (puff) on a dick.

At least that's what I read in Penthouse Letters (years ago), so it must be true.

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