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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



satanic splash-back posted:

Companion thread: have you ever tasted your own cum??

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SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012







no

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





go to horny jail Sid!!

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.


A kid in high school did...his not mine

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Shooting them in the body doesn't seem to work.


One time I accidentally shot myself in the eye in the throes of passion and my girlfriend laughed at me

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



I honestly donít remember, so probably not.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

does smegma count?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010


it's semen op clean it up a bit

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Call me mayor Quimby

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


It's unrelated to the thread title though

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!
I can't shut the fuck up about KIMCHI!


I don't wanna talk about it op

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000



If you haven't tasted both your partner's and your own fluids then you're prolly having boring sex.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Tarkus posted:

If you haven't tasted both your partner's and your own fluids then you're prolly having boring sex.

please don't cut your hand

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000





Ultra Carp

No. I will hug your mother tenderly but I will not kiss her after she finishes me off

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


AH YES A FINE VINTAGE, BITTER WITH A HINT OF WASTED POTENTIAL

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


:yooge::gizz:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




What is cum

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ectoplasm of your dead potential children

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Yeah i've wasted lots of it

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm



kinda rude to not kiss the person who just sucked your dick, op

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?



Baby goo splurted
Goo splurted
On floor

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




don't talk to the :cumpolice:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






two types of people: those who have tasted their cum and liars

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!



It is a specialized form of pee. :haibrower:

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008




Fun Shoe

no, not my own

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





Some creep grocery clerk was mixing his cum in with yogurt samples here. He got caught because a woman, whos probably really nice and fun to hang with, detected the 10,000 times diluted trace flavor of cum.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Homeopathic cum yogurt

Now that's an active culture!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






i think 1 part per 10,000 actually meets the FDA cum standard

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


Have you ever tazed your own cum

Have you ever arrested your cum, told them that this was it, you finally got em

and looked into the proteins of a stone cold killer

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




every single day, for health reasons

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




PokeJoe posted:

every single day, for health reasons

Lol if you donít have a German cum toilet

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

BOOYAH!!!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






the taste isn't bad but it is extremely salty and i think anyone with high blood pressure should be nutting as often as possible to get that sodium out of their body

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


How can you know what you're asking your partner to swallow if you don't even know what it taste like?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



where does cum fit in a vegan diet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Human ok, horse not ok

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's a little known secret that cannibalism is vegan

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

where does cum fit in a vegan diet

Don't worry, I've got that beyond semen.

3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



she kissed me after swallowing. yes it tasted good because iknow how to treat my lady.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just hook up one of them whip cream cans

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