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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


I am out of tricks, so now I scold you HAHAHAHA! Post things you want, I scold you for it.

You want brand new John Deere tractor for your 3.2 acre yard? No haha. You get 1930s rusty push mower, one blade bent hahahahaaa! :nono:

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dot communist
Mar 28, 2005



Actually I don't want a brand new John Deere tractor.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Post something you like or want. I scold you. Haha. :nono:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003



Grimey Drawer

I would like a cottage on a little plot of land next to a wood with a stream and I would like to be left alone. Gonna lay by the stream and smoke weed, catch fish with a line tied to my toe, I dunno, gently caress a lady bigfoot

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

:redass:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Charles Bukowski posted:

I would like a cottage on a little plot of land next to a wood with a stream and I would like to be left alone. Gonna lay by the stream and smoke weed, catch fish with a line tied to my toe, I dunno, gently caress a lady bigfoot

Hahaha no you sleep in plastic National forest outhouse with corner sack and tinfoil pipe. Slippery mud when rain haha. You have tin of sardine and gently caress greased up knothole in tree hahahaha. :nono:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Suggin on some big ol tiddies

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

op i'm going to scold you twice if you follow through on this rash threat

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Suggin on some big ol tiddies

Hahaha no is dog titty. :nono:

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


Please don't scold me. I just want a day unscolded. My poor heart will break if I recieve one more microscold

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

I want a world where everything is provided. No one has any need for food, water, or entertainment.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Jokes on you, scolding turns me ON

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Jokes on you, scolding turns me ON

well then we should probably be nice to you.
You are a good person who has worth in this world

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Mumpy Puffinz posted:

well then we should probably be nice to you.
You are a good person who has worth in this world

:flaccid:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost


I like you as a person. You seem interesting

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Scold you? I'm not even aware of you :smuggo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I want a world where everything is provided. No one has any need for food, water, or entertainment.

I replace your dangerous levels of abstraction with everyday practicalities HAHAHAHA scolded. :nono:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I replace your dangerous levels of abstraction with everyday practicalities HAHAHAHA scolded. :nono:

two of three of those aren't abstractions. And your laughing means we have entertainment. Bread and Circuses it is

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

two of three of those aren't abstractions. And your laughing means we have entertainment. Bread and Circuses it is

You want free fiji water? No, you get nestle pure life, then you refill with tap water HAHAHAHA! :nono:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Scoldchrist Godchastidement

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You want free fiji water? No, you get nestle pure life, then you refill with tap water HAHAHAHA! :nono:

no I want free food and Netflix. Bread and circuses

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

no I want free food and Netflix. Bread and circuses

HAHAHA no you get bag of oats and The Horse Whisperer on DVD. :nono:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

HAHAHA no you get bag of oats and The Horse Whisperer on DVD. :nono:

Blu-ray?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!



Haha no, bootleg DVD now, title menu busted and has 3 skips HAHAHAHA! :nono:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Haha no, bootleg DVD now, title menu busted and has 3 skips HAHAHAHA! :nono:

I am going to see you wagging your finger in my nightmares

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007






Grimey Drawer

Hey can I get a 1930s push mower in here?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


LuckyCat posted:

Hey can I get a 1930s push mower in here?

Hahahaha 2 goats! :nono:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am going to see you wagging your finger in my nightmares

I upgrade you to sleep paralysis and night terrors hahahaha! :nono:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I upgrade you to sleep paralysis and night terrors hahahaha! :nono:

now I have to stay up all night

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009


I want some basic human decency and respect

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

Please report me if I am missing this JP warning label. I must not be posting without it. Thank you.


I don't want Clandestine Boyster to scold me.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea


I want my MTV

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I want terrible things to happen to me, OP. Nothing but the worst misfortune!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Please no more scolding I hate it so much

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Revins posted:

I want my MTV

VH1 HAHAHAHA! :nono:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


ikanreed posted:

I want some basic human decency and respect

You get shallow, meaningless friendships and ugly girls hitting on you constantly HAHAHAHA! :nono:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008


Nap Ghost

Revins posted:

I want my MTV

thats the way we do it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Please no more scolding I hate it so much

Fair enough, pinch of Skoal? :thunk:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






ouch, that water is boiling hot!!!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Skoal deez nutz lol

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