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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bidets: nothing beats getting rimmed by Poseidon
 
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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Joseph Pee Bidet

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 You can get them with warm water too lol

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2022 03:55
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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

numberoneposter posted:

When I was in Thailand riding my motorcycle around the countryside I stopped at a very rural rest stop that didn't have the ubiquitous bum gun. Instead it had a water bucket and a bristled brush lol. I held it until the next place.

This is why people poo poo in the street

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Methanar posted:

bidet? more like biden

drat clever

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 I wish scientists could solve making GBS threads

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

GolfHole posted:

can someone please answer me a loving question that NOBODY is brave enough to touch!!!!

if you put one of those over the top bidets on then how the gently caress do you fit your dick in there anymore???
theres ZERO room.
not even zero, like, less than zero.

how is this supposed to be comfortable

IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO OWN A BIDET AND USE YOUR DICK AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????

Mine just swung out of the way

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 Cheap asses


Haha rektem

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

shooting you my rear end again.

Who the gently caress is you?

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 start your morning with dunks.gif

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

 lol if you dnt keep H2O2 at your thrones side in a spray bottle, ready to bleach and clean thy anus at a moments notice

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