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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

Agnostic Gnostic

I am a martyr to high literature

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Theres probably ways you could defend it without getting dumped, did you use gamer words in your disquisition?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Is that what you call your jizz bottle

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

Agnostic Gnostic

Torquemada posted:

Theres probably ways you could defend it without getting dumped, did you use gamer words in your disquisition?

the only gamer words I used were "culture" and "progress"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Really regret reading twain at open mic

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



who

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



one time i brought a girl home and she made fun of me for flossing and for having howard zinn on my bookshelf. i made her sleep on my couch.

whelp thats my story bye

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

Agnostic Gnostic


Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



War and Pieces posted:

Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew

no ted sturgeon shameful

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



War and Pieces posted:

Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew

No Chaucer, No Dickens, No Dostoyevsky.

You sir, are a johnny come lately only concerned with the fripperies of modern faddish so called literature.

She was right to dump you.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



BrigadierSensible posted:

No Chaucer, No Dickens, No Dostoyevsky.

You sir, are a johnny come lately only concerned with the fripperies of modern faddish so called literature.

She was right to dump you.

I'm going to get you for this post i swear to god

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009



Fun Shoe

that sucks but good job defending the canon. be careful though, canons can be very dangerous.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


STABASS posted:

that sucks but good job defending the canon. be careful though, canons can be very dangerous.

Counterpoint, you can sit on a cannon and have a photo taken where you pretend its your dick.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I got dumped cause i don't listen to trash metal, whatever that is

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




I got dumped for being too ugly and poor to be as emotionally unavailable as I am

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008



Got dumped for having a Jay Lenos Headlines book. Clean shoot.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010
RAPE APOLOGIST


That's just one of those experiences that makes you a better person though

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Szyznyk posted:

Got dumped for having a Jay Leno’s Headlines book. Clean shoot.

They did nothing wrong

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*





BrigadierSensible posted:

No Chaucer, No Dickens, No Dostoyevsky.

They're too dead and too white, OP.

And I don't think any of them even had cannons.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Getting dumped owns because then you're finally free to go on a long walk all by yourself then break down crying in a ditch where no one can see.


Then when a car stops and asks "you alright there buddy?" you can say "yeah just looking at an interesting bug here, heh".

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




hole milk

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

My "Not Vincent Price" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.




Smellrose

I'm going to dump on this thread. With my butt.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug

War and Pieces posted:

the only gamer words I used were "(cancel) culture" and "progress(ive woke mob)"

Ftfy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

War and Pieces posted:

Arthur C Clark. Philip K Dick, Issac Asimov, you know the usual crew

The original anime

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

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Dostoyevsky was just a guy who thought all our problems would be solved if everyone subscribed to his specific brand of christianity.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Hunter S Thompson was a dead white man who was shot out of a cannon, well done goon sire

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

Hell yeah, Shogun

https://the-toast.net/2015/05/12/books-that-literally-all-white-men-own/

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


Pillbug


Joke's on you, I can't read so all my books are comic

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

I once defended the silmarillion with an honest-to-god halberd

dsf
Jul 1, 2004


Mooey Cow posted:

Getting dumped owns because then you're finally free to go on a long walk all by yourself then break down crying in a ditch where no one can see.


Then when a car stops and asks "you alright there buddy?" you can say "yeah just looking at an interesting bug here, heh".

my favorite part of being dumped? now I finally get to eat an entire pot of instant mashed potatoes for dinner.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Not a single Jim Butcher book or anything branded "Warhammer 40k". List's way outdated.

C'mon, Chuck Palahniuk? Yeah, maybe if this was a literally-all-white-men-late-30s-to-early-40s list. Talk about a "only 90s kids will get this reference!" author.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Thank God I'm too nerdy to have any of the books on that white person list

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Not a single Jim Butcher book or anything branded "Warhammer 40k". List's way outdated.

C'mon, Chuck Palahniuk? Yeah, maybe if this was a literally-all-white-men-late-30s-to-early-40s list. Talk about a "only 90s kids will get this reference!" author.

The fact that Tom Clancy novels are on there is basically all you need to know lol

Nobody under 30 is out there reading rainbow six and nobody under like ever should be

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix



My life is full of love and joy, sucks to be you.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

got dumped for defending the Canon of Dead White Men with the Cannon of Dead White Men

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I own more books by JRRRQR Tolkien than said man ever wrote. Which is to say, not that many.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017




I don't even think that list had game of thrones

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦


2015 was a really annoying year culturally

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

I laid a minefield in front of by bookcase and built two machine gun nests at the top, creating a nice little killzone for anyone foolish enough to attack my Witcher books

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

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The true White Man's bible is the Turner Diaries.

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