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ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth


if you need a thing you can have it ordered to your house in 2 days or so

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CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole


Sending and receiving pictures of cats or whatever from friends and family nearly instantly is good

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni


Staying up all night posting dumb poo poo on the Internet instead of reading lovely books by candle light.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



This one book is still on my table.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     


not being eaten by wolves

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


:gay: moisturizer!!!! :gay:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019






mitochondria

AgentF
May 11, 2009


If you need to be eaten by wolves you can order it on the internet and it will happen in about 2 days or so

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Eating my own poo poo

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

LEGO brick separator tool

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!


Gay people being out of the mental disorder zone for suckin dís and eatin pís.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~



Grimey Drawer

Affordable katana swords

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012


To be able to comfortably take a poo poo inside your own house

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004



Dentistry.

I mean define modern ellasmith

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Notable lack of Sea Peoples

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



hot water on demand

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bread, also circuses

corn haver
Mar 28, 2020


the seed drill, the spinning jenny, the jacquard loom. these things and more I use every day, without a single thought of gratitude.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The humble wheel

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



I actively take everything around me for granted, and whenever Iím inconvenienced I consider it an unendurable tragedy.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I like that people send a message that I can ignore rather than awkwardly showing up and being like "hey I haven't heard from you in a while and I'm worried" and then I have to make some dumb excuse about being busy or sick or something when in reality I just hate myself and I wish they'd let me rot alone in peace.

Also like holy poo poo streaming is so good y'all, gently caress that old TV poo poo.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




That I can get a multitude of ingredients year-round and make a meal from anywhere in the world with step-by-step instructions.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006






not dying of cholera because my drinking water is full of poo

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Colonel Cancer posted:

Notable lack of Sea Peoples

I understand and appreciate this, as well

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022



a lot less confusing than postmodern life

Geisladisk
Sep 14, 2007



I have a magic chair in my house that is comfortable to poop into and then makes all my poop disappear forever so I don't have to deal with it.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


Warp drives

Negative_Kittens
Apr 8, 2008

[ASK] me about multiple personality disorders

Rocko

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006






Thermostats. Imagine having to make your oven the right temperature without the temperature knob?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Modern shower drains that are designed for you to crap in them. I'm spoiled now and can't go back to the old ones.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Geisladisk posted:

I have a magic chair in my house that is comfortable to poop into and then makes all my poop disappear forever so I don't have to deal with it.

I'm actually on the other side of it eating ur poo poo

Bulgaroctonus
Dec 31, 2008




Air conditioning. By a wide mile. Itís the only thing that makes Texas livable other than tacos and booze.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Soaps, detergents, shampoo, bleach, swarfega, wd40. All the chemicals that mean I can return to cleanliness.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."




Hell Gem

Plumbing, cold and hot water, electricity, and being connected to the whole goddamn world.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

The ability to judge others without having to actually meet them.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Streaming music. With all the apocalyptic events going on I sometimes think about what life would be like if I managed to survive the end of the world and the lack of music would get to me quick, I think.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Mad Hamish posted:

Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc!

underrated reference

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

Just enjoy the show.
:mrwhite:


having a supportive and friendly community that is filled with wonderful people and great experiences :)

and Something Awful I guess

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

A wide selection of ports and cheeses just minutes away.

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