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bagged his rear end. close thread
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 07:36 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:02 |
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Anyone got a source on powdered jackalope horn? Asking for a friend. With dick problems.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 07:46 |
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dot communist posted:Anyone got a source on powdered jackalope horn? my German friend in London says that that snuff is $69 a box / $420 a crate now, so good luck man! I feel you because I could afford it on my underachieving-tech-person salary (after cutting out 13 hard ciders a day) but I'm not cool enough to get a rabbit hookup in Bushwick. If it helps, my apt tin he McKibben Lofts was wikipedia-famous for Jackalope stag-do's by UK trust fund artists squatting at $1000/room/month in the 2010s. hope that helps with your drug search, sounds cool so many "it ain't bushmeat, yank" declarations. lmao, own your addiction
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 08:33 |
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I thought I saw a bigfoot once. Turned out it was just a normal person who caught and ate a rabbit in a park. I did take a blur photo of them thou so like maybe it sort of counts?
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 08:58 |
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dr_rat posted:I thought I saw a bigfoot once. Turned out it was just a normal person who caught and ate a rabbit in a park. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrmEjTwjPI
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 09:01 |
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Reckon y’all wouldn’t even know what t’do with a squatch even if y’ somehow managed t’ snare a furry fella. Me ‘n m’ boys been out in them there furrests nigh on forty years all snuggled up t’gether in one tent ‘n we ain’t never snatched not a one. Even lost our dear brother Drew, rest ‘is soul, buried out there face down in a shalla grave with all them interns up from th’ college.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 15:57 |
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Does anyone know if a squatch eats bears or vice versa? I don't know what this bone pile means.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 16:06 |
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Cucked by Bigfoot???? [LONG]
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 16:11 |
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We've all seen the images of that Mothman statue with huge, dummy thicc cheeks, right? What if, rather than being a portent of Doom, natural disasters and engineering failures are caused by the clapping of his spooky buns?
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 16:18 |
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If - for example - I found a small hoard of gold items and jewelry in - for example - the roof of my gran's neighbour's house that you can get into through a hole in the attic, and I wanted to claim them as recently discovered treasure, how long would I have to bury them in the woods near my house to make it seem legit? Hypothetically, of course.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 16:24 |
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goatface posted:Does anyone know if a squatch eats bears or vice versa? I don't know what this bone pile means. I know for a fact that squatch eats rear end.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 16:59 |
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First you have to smell then you have to see. That there is ... wait for it.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 17:02 |
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I'm using energy crystals to find cryptids. Radiant squartz crystals can easily be charged with cryptid energy and will vibrate when one is near, with a frequency that depends on the species. In this way I have discovered many new species of cryptids, such as a highly cryptic kind of field mouse. No bigfoot yet, but I did feel a very bigfooty vibration once while out in the woods. Later that night i had diarrhea, and cia moved my shoes two inches to the left again.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 18:05 |
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Gargamel wanted to catch the smurfs which everyone says makes him a cryptid hunter, but he did that to turn them into gold, which is pure treasure hunter IMO
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 18:15 |
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I am on the look out for a selkie (for marriage). Anyone seen one let me know.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 18:25 |
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Has the community come to a consensus for pluralizing Bigfoot yet? Is it Bigfeet? Bigfoots? Bigsfoot?
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 18:36 |
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Bigfootses
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 18:43 |
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Do earth-born lizard people count as cryptids or are they just aliens?
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 18:45 |
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Tunicate posted:Gargamel wanted to catch the smurfs which everyone says makes him a cryptid hunter, but he did that to turn them into gold, which is pure treasure hunter IMO didn't he also want to eat them? I thought that was, if not at the top, on the list of smurf-related research he intended to explore. so...did he? and if so did he ever discuss the experience? asking for a friend who sometimes gets the munchies
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 19:55 |
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unrelated: my PMs are open for any Time Lords in my area who want somebody to ride with them in their TARDIS
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:00 |
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SatansOnion posted:didn't he also want to eat them? I thought that was, if not at the top, on the list of smurf-related research he intended to explore. so...did he? and if so did he ever discuss the experience? asking for a friend who sometimes gets the munchies Both motives are well-ascribed in the text, the dialectical synthesis is that Gargamel is practicing an internal form of alchemy, so he can eat smurfs and poo poo gold.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:13 |
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ilu Satan's Onion
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:13 |
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Anybody know a good lawyer that can handle divorce proceedings? Wife just up and left me, said I was too busy squatching to be a good husband and father.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 20:51 |
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A squatch is also commonly known as the wise lawyer of the mountains, seek one out
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 22:29 |
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If a werewolf bites a squatch does it get more or less hairy?
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 22:30 |
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Werewolf gets hairer, squatch becomes a regular person.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 22:35 |
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That sounds like the worst of all worlds.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 22:39 |
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this was no bear.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 22:41 |
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goatface posted:Do earth-born lizard people count as cryptids or are they just aliens? Depends if they got an earth birth certificate/residency visa. I remember when old McBob found Lochiess birth certificate. Turns out Lochness monsters middle name is "fluffy". Still bummed that the Journal of biology refused my paper on the possibility of a hairy plesiosaur based on this startling evidence.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 22:53 |
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William Harry Henrytaint propositioned that brontosaurus that lives in the Amazon for feet pics
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 23:40 |
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[Megathread] Poo identification – from Fouke monster floaters to Dover demon dingleberries
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# ? Aug 17, 2022 00:15 |
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I've finally accepted that bigfoot isn't real, so I'm going to hunt homeless people who live in the woods instead
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# ? Aug 17, 2022 00:23 |
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Stonehouse Beach posted:[Megathread] Poo identification – from Fouke monster floaters to Dover demon dingleberries *posts picture of shat underwear* Well folks the entity in my home has done it again. This time it took a poo poo right in my pants whilst I was wearing them. Can anyone help me identify which cryptid this was?
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# ? Aug 17, 2022 02:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xezvIMW2GRw
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# ? Aug 17, 2022 03:13 |
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edit: I answered the question by rereading Poe's "The Gold Bug"
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 00:05 |
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I've devoted my life to hunting cryptids. But what happens when we find them? What becomes of us when the unknown creatures become known? Are we doomed, like Alexander, to weep at the world's edge? What if, when we catch what we were hunting, we open our grasping hands and see only emptiness? Also has anyone got twenty bucks they can lend me, I haven;t necessarily been having a whole lot of what you'd call "food" lately
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 01:12 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I've devoted my life to hunting cryptids. But what happens when we find them? What becomes of us when the unknown creatures become known? Are we doomed, like Alexander, to weep at the world's edge? What if, when we catch what we were hunting, we open our grasping hands and see only emptiness? "Well we would, but most people who believe in Bigfoot are broke."
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 02:25 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I've devoted my life to hunting cryptids. But what happens when we find them? What becomes of us when the unknown creatures become known? Are we doomed, like Alexander, to weep at the world's edge? What if, when we catch what we were hunting, we open our grasping hands and see only emptiness? Wait wasn't the end goal to get them to come to our poker games? If I can say I beat a bigfoot at poker, well then I can die genuinely saying I had a good life.
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 02:42 |
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I miss mah boy Drew
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# ? Aug 18, 2022 02:47 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:02 |
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im loving tired of people trying to hunt mothman MOTHMAN IS A HERO, JACKASSES! OK??? you think hes out here using mystic powers to cause completely varied disaster styles? NO! he's trying to warn us, and he's a friend to humanity. the fact people on this forum continue to dispute this fact is the reason that mothman hasn't been seen in recent years. there would've been no COVID if mothman had felt safe to show up, not worried some 300lb bubba in an ill-fitting realtree vest is gonna pop him with a crossbow with ten flashlights taped to it!
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